Saturday Headlines 10/16/2010

[BMTSoulja1]

You know what time it is!

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

Titans make Falcon soup and awaits orders from Scooter! to attack the Bruins.

[Guest octfeb]

Dayton does it again scores half a hundred against Goose Creek in a shutout

[liltex]

TPWD to investigate Monkey stomping in Dayton :D

[WOSgrad]

West Orange PD investigates reports of high pitched cat wails believed to be originating from DR Hooks Stadium.

[UTfanatic]

what happened to central? ;D

[SgtRey]

[color=maroon][b][u]SGT REY'S CHRONICLE[/u][/b][/color]

[color=blue][b]DA'[/b][/color] [color=red][b]BROOK[/b][/color] takes [b][color=black]DA' [/color][/b][b][color=red]SHO [/color][/b]on the road and [color=blue][b]DA'[/b][/color] [color=red][b]BROOK[/b][/color] [b][color=black]SHO's[/color][/b] up BIG in Galena Park,

[b][color=goldenrod]BULLDOGS[/color][/b] GET BUTCH SLAPPED  BY [b][color=maroon]NURSES[/color][/b] BACK TO MID COUNTY WITH ALL THEIR DRAMA

[color=purple][b]INDIANS[/b][/color] TOMAHAWK BUTCH SLAP ATTEMPT BY [b][color=navy]PANTHERS[/color][/b]...PAWS SPREAD THROUGH OUT PARKING LOT...BISD LOOKS TO OBTAIN CLEAN UP BOND FROM FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

[color=#151b8d][b]LIONS[/b][/color] INVADE [b][color=red]LUMBERTON[/color][/b].... NOTHING LEFT BUT TWO HIGHWAYS...[b]PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED[/b]..

[b][color=red]CARDINALS[/color][/b] FLY IN TO [color=maroon][b]SILSBEE[/b][/color] TO GET CLIPPED.....[color=red][b]CARDINALS[/b][/color] BEGIN THEIR WALK BACK TO BRIDGE CITY TODAY...ETA 3 DAYS

[b][color=black]PIRATES[/color][/b] SHOCK THE WORLD!! JUST KIDDING,  [b][color=goldenrod]LCM[/color][/b] CONDUCTS BUSINESS AS USUAL.
[color=purple][b]
BRONCOS[/b][/color] SCARE VISITING GOOSE AND DRINK THE CREEK, DISCUSSION OF NEW MEMORIAL BEGINS MONDAY!!

[BMTSoulja1]

Bulldogs bark up the wrong tree, literaly. Found out the hard way, this aint no housecat!

7 years later, there is drama again between PN-G and Ozen. This time, NO Playoff implications... ;D

Bruins seen basking on 'the North Shores'...  Shortly followed by a Tsunami...

EVERYWHERE WE GOOO, PEOPLE WANNA KNOW, WHOOO WE ARRRE SO WE TELL THEM... WE ARE THE TITANS!!! THE MIGHTY MIGHTY TITANS.

Kirbyville, Kirbyville, rah, rah, rah!

Chain gang defense now called ship anchor chain defense

[BMTSoulja1]

Bad idea to bring hungry bears on board a pirate ship! 

Livingston's new mascot is 'Lion-o' from thundercats...  Yes, he's faster than a speeding locomotive (the L-Train)

[bowhunter45]

[color=purple]PNG[/color] defence comes out of closet for second week in a row
Storm calms in 18-3A [color=red]Kirbyville[/color] on a by-week
[color=goldenrod]Pirate[/color] ship runs aground on [color=green]Kodiak [/color] island nothing left but eye patches and a peg leg
[color=maroon]Bulldogs[/color] have 7 days to enjoy putting one in the win column

[liltex]

WB writer names new book Da Sho Beatdown 2010-publisher Claude Balls ;D

[raideroldtimer]

[b][size=16pt]IN SPITE OF RUG BURNS FROM LAST WEEKS THUMPING, THE L-TRAIN ROLLS OVER HAPLESS LIONS.
DA DAWGS CHASE DA CATS ALL OVER DA BUTCH.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE REMIND THE JAGS THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO COME IN AT THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE DISTRICT.
AFTER 200 POINTS EACH, PANTHERS AND INDIANS FINALLY DECIDE TO SETTLE WITH A TIE.
TIGERS GO BIRD HUNTING, REALIZE THEY ACCIDENTALLY WENT AFTER A LAMAR CARDINAL, LOSE IN FORFEIT FOR NO SHOW.
TITANS TAKE OUT HEARTBREAKING LOSS ON THE FALCONS, GAME CALLED DUE TO LACK OF FOURTH NUMBER ON THEIR SIDE OF SCOREBOARD.
THE BROOK SHOWS UP IN THEIR TUTUS, DANCE ALL OVER GALENA PARK.[/size][/b]

[MrUmp1]

MrUmp1 is so tired after writing all the stats in the WOS vs HF and OF games, he heads to Galveston for a relaxing 5 day cruise  ;) Thats with no cell phone  :D

[Rebel Yeller]

[color=red][font=Verdana][size=18pt]Evacuation Order Given In Sabine Pass [/size] [/font] [/color]
[color=navy][b]Hurricane Rebel One Week Out And Headed Right At Shark Stadium[/b][/color]

[raideroldtimer]

TTT

[liltex]

Drumrollllllllllll bump bump bump another 1 bites the dust NF/Lee?

[liltex]

Broncos clinch it's 15th playoff appearance in a row ;)

[prepballfan]

PN-G gets in to the Butch Thomas spirit and offers up the rare "Reverse Butch Slap" to the Panthers...............

[bh89-2]

SETXSports Moderators trying to coax a nude solja out of his closet after a devistating Central loss.  ;D ;D

[Noles_Fan]

Pirates put the bears & children to bed and go looking for women/booty!!![/font]

[Guest octfeb]

Nike Shoes visit Bronco Stadium to see how they JUST DO IT √

[shorttexas1]

Call Michael Vick... Time to put down the bull dog after another loss!

[BRONX ROX]

[quote name="bh89-2" post="875197" timestamp="1287146877"]
SETXSports Moderators trying to coax a nude solja out of his closet after a devistating Central loss.  ;D ;D
[/quote]
Gotta give it to ya smoking baby. The best so far.

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="Noles_Fan" post="875395" timestamp="1287165733"]
Pirates put the bears & children to bed and go looking for women/booty!!![/font]
[/quote]I love it!!!!  ;D ;D

[et531303]

Anahuac sinks the Buccanneer ship and take all the gold with them back to Anahuac.