CROSBY VS. DAYTON SMACK-A-THON

[BRONX ROX]

[quote name="Cap Rock Brewing Co." post="878219" timestamp="1287330418"]
How do you keep a Dayton Bronco out of your front yard?

--- Put up a Goal Post.



Just like last year baby.
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How do you keep a Dayton Bronco out of your back yard?


--- Put up a picture of Crap Rock Brewing Co mamma. :-*

[Itch?Scratchit!]

In Crosby the "Curse of the Goat" is actually a sexually transmitted disease.

[BRONX ROX]

[quote name="Itch?Scratchit!" post="878360" timestamp="1287338666"]
In Crosby the "Curse of the Goat" is actually a sexually transmitted disease.
[/quote]
[color=purple]NICE[/color]

[BRONX ROX]

SURE is quiet in kitty country

[Guest Cap Rock Brewing Co.]

We are trying to be respectful. Didn't you have a player get seriously hurt? And you still want to talk smack?

[BRONX ROX]

[quote name="Cap Rock Brewing Co." post="878999" timestamp="1287359826"]
We are trying to be respectful. Didn't you have a player get seriously hurt? And you still want to talk smack?
[/quote]
u right Crap Rock but knowing JD its all good. I had 4 players at the house tonight and I know they were fired up after they heard JD was coming home. Just feeding off them.

[COUCH TATER]

You know, there's smack talk and then there's trash talk. I don't post here very much and I read all the smack and it's all in good fun, but this crap crosses the line. Talk all you want, but this thread is classless.

[dayton]

[quote name="Cap Rock Brewing Co." post="878999" timestamp="1287359826"]
We are trying to be respectful. Didn't you have a player get seriously hurt? And you still want to talk smack?
[/quote]

My thoughts exactly... I appreciate that out of you guys.

[Guest octfeb]

[quote name="COUCH TATER" post="879162" timestamp="1287366096"]
You know, there's smack talk and then there's trash talk. I don't post here very much and I read all the smack and it's all in good fun, but this crap crosses the line. Talk all you want, but this thread is classless.
[/quote] I agree...

[Hawkeye]

[quote name="dayton" post="879179" timestamp="1287367142"]
[quote author=Cap Rock Brewing Co. link=topic=74564.msg878999#msg878999 date=1287359826]
We are trying to be respectful. Didn't you have a player get seriously hurt? And you still want to talk smack?
[/quote]

My thoughts exactly... I appreciate that out of you guys.
[/quote]
Same here. Thanks.

[Hawkeye]

[quote name="COUCH TATER" post="879162" timestamp="1287366096"]
You know, there's smack talk and then there's trash talk. I don't post here very much and I read all the smack and it's all in good fun, but this crap crosses the line. Talk all you want, but this thread is classless.
[/quote]
I agree also. A voice of reason. You should post more often and some others should post alot less.

[hitman009]

Hey, i am a crosby fan and that one did cross the line...I hope the kid is allright...
this should be a fun thread with fun jokes.. If anyone takes ANYTHING ON THIS SITE PERSONAL,, THEN THEY SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM THIS SITE!!
I look at setxsports.com as a way to get information any have a little fun..
on that note...
Q: what is 3 miles long and has a IQ of 40
A: A dayton parade....

I tried to tell this joke to a couple of Dayon fans the other night....
they were sitting next to me at a resturant... I turned to one and said "hey, would you like to hear a Dayton joke" ... they responded "Well I'm from Dayon, and so are my 2 friends sitting next to me and they are into MMA.... you still want to tell me a Dayton joke"
I said "No, I dont feel like telling the punch line 3 times" ;D ;D
Your Turn!!

[BrenhamFan]

[quote name="hitman009" post="877602" timestamp="1287278196"]
How can you tell the tooth brush was invented in Dayton???

If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teeth brush…

[/quote]

That's a good one...  Lol. Tyrone it looks like you have a challenger!

[bh89-2]

Crosby's defense really sucks, but their offense, on occasion, does flash some promise.  Dayton, besides cheating, just shoot off at the gums a lot.  Crosby by 3.  :o :o 

[BRONX ROX]

[quote name="hitman009" post="879253" timestamp="1287370832"]
Hey, i am a crosby fan and that one did cross the line...I hope the kid is allright...
this should be a fun thread with fun jokes.. If anyone takes ANYTHING ON THIS SITE PERSONAL,, THEN THEY SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM THIS SITE!!
I look at setxsports.com as a way to get information any have a little fun..
on that note...
Q: what is 3 miles long and has a IQ of 40
A: A dayton parade....

I tried to tell this joke to a couple of Dayon fans the other night....
they were sitting next to me at a resturant... I turned to one and said "hey, would you like to hear a Dayton joke" ... they responded "Well I'm from Dayon, and so are my 2 friends sitting next to me and they are into MMA.... you still want to tell me a Dayton joke"
I said "No, I dont feel like telling the punch line 3 times" ;D ;D
Your Turn!!

[/quote]
Agree but this is the official BRONX ROX apology. I will refrain from the PG13 rating to the G so nobody else gets their feelings hurt. ;D ;D ;D

[the_dude_abides]

Crosby is gonna lose.  Are you guys gonna print up some runner up shirts to go with last years outfits? 

[raideroldtimer]

All right, I know this one is a classless thread, but I'm gonna borrow a Vidor joke for ya'll.
Q. What do you get when you put 32 Crosby cheerleaders in the same room?
A. A full set of teeth.
:D :o ::)  :P

[dayton]

[quote name="raideroldtimer" post="879500" timestamp="1287416394"]
All right, I know this one is a classless thread, but I'm gonna borrow a Vidor joke for ya'll.
Q. What do you get when you put 32 Crosby cheerleaders in the same room?
A. A full set of teeth.
:D :o ::)  :P
[/quote]

since we're stealing jokes... I'll steal won from Ned/PNG rivalry.

You know what I like about Crosby???
































[color=purple][size=18pt]NOTHING!!!![/size][/color]

[BRONX ROX]

What do you get if you see a Cros fan buried to his neck with sand? More sand.

[BrenhamFan]

Whoever was asking about Dayton not being ranked last week...  They are back in Houston area rankings at #10 this week.

[BRONX ROX]

[quote name="BrenhamFan" post="879540" timestamp="1287417847"]
Whoever was asking about Dayton not being ranked last week...  They are back in Houston area rankings at #10 this week.
[/quote]
I see your boys are #1

[BrenhamFan]

In 3 weeks rankings don't matter at all...  It's win or go home!

[BRONX ROX]

[quote name="BrenhamFan" post="879559" timestamp="1287418638"]
In 3 weeks rankings don't matter at all...  It's win or go home!
[/quote]
Thats right

[dayton]

[quote name="BRONX ROX" post="879545" timestamp="1287418050"]
[quote author=BrenhamFan link=topic=74564.msg879540#msg879540 date=1287417847]
Whoever was asking about Dayton not being ranked last week...  They are back in Houston area rankings at #10 this week.
[/quote]
I see your boys are #1
[/quote]

as they should be.

[quote author=BrenhamFan link=topic=74564.msg879559#msg879559 date=1287418638]
In 3 weeks rankings don't matter at all...  It's win or go home!
[/quote]

yep..

[hitman009]

[quote name="the_dude_abides" post="879495" timestamp="1287416001"]
Crosby is gonna lose.  Are you guys gonna print up some runner up shirts to go with last years outfits? 
[/quote]What??? Donnie your out of your element....
to go with last years? our last year shirts had UNDEFEATED DISTRICT CHAMPION...
if you looking for runner-up shirts you need to talk to dayon.