Blaphemy

[Kville_Kats]

[quote name="FootballFan96" post="903977" timestamp="1289460096"]
i think he's from vidor....or the boondocks...
[/quote]

He is a city slicker trying to talk country,But if he's country "Grits Ain't Groceries"..We don't talk that bad even up here in the Piney Woods...

[Guest Pirate_pride_07]

[quote name="FootballFan96" post="903977" timestamp="1289460096"]
i think he's from vidor....or the boondocks...
[/quote]

that ain't right. if i had to say a school he was from i would definitely say ozen.

[shorttexas1]

I don't know what to say!!! I am lost for words (wish he was too)!!! My mouth is open  :o, and my head hurts!!!  For you all that stopped early on the read, go back and read it all!  I was like doing a crossword puzzle!! You had to really strain to understand!  WOW!!! How long did it take him to write that?

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[rykerx144]

reminds me of showstopper!  anyone remember him,,, where did he go?  He was ORIGINAL

[elhector1]

And here I thought us Messicans had struggles...you ever wonder why we can't learn the language?  Just look at Snooks... :D

[NaturalBeauty80]

[color=purple][size=12pt][font=Comic Sans MS]what? who? and why?  dude find something else to do with your time.  [/font] [/size] [/color]

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="FootballFan96" post="903976" timestamp="1289460012"]
so how about that translation that was previously offered!?

this dude is insane.
[/quote]I'm the official interpreter here.  and I can't make ANY sense out of that foolishness...

[gcrew]

I think he's saying PNG is gonna win tomorrow... ;D

[Kville_Kats]

[quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="904298" timestamp="1289501102"]
[quote author=FootballFan96 link=topic=75889.msg903976#msg903976 date=1289460012]
so how about that translation that was previously offered!?

this dude is insane.
[/quote]I'm the official interpreter here.  and I can't make ANY sense out of that foolishness...
[/quote]

I copied this post and sent it to the children of the Navajo Indians who broke the code of the japanese in WW 11...They sent it back saying,No Savvy message from outer space.. ???

* also recommended I try Google,said they do a lot of business there... ;) ;D

[LamarFanatic]

that was obviously farmer fran guys ( water boy)

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="LamarFanatic" post="904335" timestamp="1289502893"]
that was obviously farmer fran guys ( water boy)
[/quote] :D :D

[NDNWarrior]

As a teacher, all I can say is "Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[BigWolf10]

[quote name="shovelhead" post="903856" timestamp="1289444756"]
Bobby Boucher ! Is dat you?
[/quote]Naw dat Jethro :D :D

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="bcjag10" post="904388" timestamp="1289506473"]
[quote author=shovelhead link=topic=75889.msg903856#msg903856 date=1289444756]
Bobby Boucher ! Is dat you?
[/quote]Naw dat Jethro :D :D
[/quote]Who dat?  Who dere?!  - The QB from Waterboy

[Castor27]

Seriously I have read this thing about 20 times and think I finally got the meaning. I'll break it down by sentence.

Howevr yu spell it.--- I'm pretty sure I didn't spell blasphemy right but I'm not looking it up in the dictionary to check.

Yu boys on here talkin like dem football boys bein instructioned by yu--- All you people are posting like you are head coaches and know everything the players should be doing.

Yu got all dem ansers for dem playofs yet yu boys scared of mama.--- You think you know everything and what the team should be doing in the playoffs but you are to scared to be a man and say it to anyone's face because your a mama's boy.

She in kichen bakin yu slip off talk bunch a noise on dis computr like yu a kno it all--- You come on here talking mess when she isn't looking, because you think you know everything.

Bet when she calls for dinner you say yessam and leeve it be-- But when she calls you, you come to her like a dog on a leash

Blaphemy that what I call it--- YOU SINNERS!!!!!!

Let dem sideline walkers do dat tirless work  and you take all da credit--- The coach does all the work and you pretend you did it

Yu boys get out der and yell for dem boys and leeve da thinkin to dem boys wachin dat vcr on weekins.---Instead of criticizing the coach you should cheer for the team and let the coaches do their job

Day no what dey be doin--- They know best

Were yo letterjacket friday or Satrday and be proud dem boys stil a playin. --- Come out and support your team and be glad they aren't rolling out the basketballs already.





This literally took me 30 minutes to translate, and now I have to go take a nap.

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

[quote name="Castor27" post="904439" timestamp="1289509487"]
Seriously I have read this thing about 20 times and think I finally got the meaning. I'll break it down by sentence.

Howevr yu spell it.--- I'm pretty sure I didn't spell blasphemy right but I'm not looking it up in the dictionary to check.

Yu boys on here talkin like dem football boys bein instructioned by yu--- All you people are posting like you are head coaches and know everything the players should be doing.

Yu got all dem ansers for dem playofs yet yu boys scared of mama.--- You think you know everything and what the team should be doing in the playoffs but you are to scared to be a man and say it to anyone's face because your a mama's boy.

She in kichen bakin yu slip off talk bunch a noise on dis computr like yu a kno it all--- You come on here talking mess when she isn't looking, because you think you know everything.

Bet when she calls for dinner you say yessam and leeve it be-- But when she calls you, you come to her like a dog on a leash

Blaphemy that what I call it--- YOU SINNERS!!!!!!

Let dem sideline walkers do dat tirless work  and you take all da credit--- The coach does all the work and you pretend you did it

Yu boys get out der and yell for dem boys and leeve da thinkin to dem boys wachin dat vcr on weekins.---Instead of criticizing the coach you should cheer for the team and let the coaches do their job

Day no what dey be doin--- They know best

Were yo letterjacket friday or Satrday and be proud dem boys stil a playin. --- Come out and support your team and be glad they aren't rolling out the basketballs already.





This literally took me 30 minutes to translate, and now I have to go take a nap.
[/quote]we have a winner!!

[BigWolf10]

[quote name="Scooter!" post="904451" timestamp="1289510017"]
[quote author=Castor27 link=topic=75889.msg904439#msg904439 date=1289509487]
Seriously I have read this thing about 20 times and think I finally got the meaning. I'll break it down by sentence.

Howevr yu spell it.--- I'm pretty sure I didn't spell blasphemy right but I'm not looking it up in the dictionary to check.

Yu boys on here talkin like dem football boys bein instructioned by yu--- All you people are posting like you are head coaches and know everything the players should be doing.

Yu got all dem ansers for dem playofs yet yu boys scared of mama.--- You think you know everything and what the team should be doing in the playoffs but you are to scared to be a man and say it to anyone's face because your a mama's boy.

She in kichen bakin yu slip off talk bunch a noise on dis computr like yu a kno it all--- You come on here talking mess when she isn't looking, because you think you know everything.

Bet when she calls for dinner you say yessam and leeve it be-- But when she calls you, you come to her like a dog on a leash

Blaphemy that what I call it--- YOU SINNERS!!!!!!

Let dem sideline walkers do dat tirless work  and you take all da credit--- The coach does all the work and you pretend you did it

Yu boys get out der and yell for dem boys and leeve da thinkin to dem boys wachin dat vcr on weekins.---Instead of criticizing the coach you should cheer for the team and let the coaches do their job

Day no what dey be doin--- They know best

Were yo letterjacket friday or Satrday and be proud dem boys stil a playin. --- Come out and support your team and be glad they aren't rolling out the basketballs already.





This literally took me 30 minutes to translate, and now I have to go take a nap.
[/quote]we have a winner!!
[/quote]30 minutes was impressive

[Guest Pirate_pride_07]

[quote name="Castor27" post="904439" timestamp="1289509487"]
Seriously I have read this thing about 20 times and think I finally got the meaning. I'll break it down by sentence.

Howevr yu spell it.--- I'm pretty sure I didn't spell blasphemy right but I'm not looking it up in the dictionary to check.

Yu boys on here talkin like dem football boys bein instructioned by yu--- All you people are posting like you are head coaches and know everything the players should be doing.

Yu got all dem ansers for dem playofs yet yu boys scared of mama.--- You think you know everything and what the team should be doing in the playoffs but you are to scared to be a man and say it to anyone's face because your a mama's boy.

She in kichen bakin yu slip off talk bunch a noise on dis computr like yu a kno it all--- You come on here talking mess when she isn't looking, because you think you know everything.

Bet when she calls for dinner you say yessam and leeve it be-- But when she calls you, you come to her like a dog on a leash

Blaphemy that what I call it--- YOU SINNERS!!!!!!

Let dem sideline walkers do dat tirless work  and you take all da credit--- The coach does all the work and you pretend you did it

Yu boys get out der and yell for dem boys and leeve da thinkin to dem boys wachin dat vcr on weekins.---Instead of criticizing the coach you should cheer for the team and let the coaches do their job

Day no what dey be doin--- They know best

Were yo letterjacket friday or Satrday and be proud dem boys stil a playin. --- Come out and support your team and be glad they aren't rolling out the basketballs already.





This literally took me 30 minutes to translate, and now I have to go take a nap.
[/quote]

Soulja your officially fired as interpretator.
Castor27 your hired. ;D ;D

[BearWolf]

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! only 30 min

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

[quote name="mytwocents" post="904552" timestamp="1289517079"]
[quote author=Castor27 link=topic=75889.msg904439#msg904439 date=1289509487]
Seriously I have read this thing about 20 times and think I finally got the meaning. I'll break it down by sentence.

Howevr yu spell it.--- I'm pretty sure I didn't spell blasphemy right but I'm not looking it up in the dictionary to check.

Yu boys on here talkin like dem football boys bein instructioned by yu--- All you people are posting like you are head coaches and know everything the players should be doing.

Yu got all dem ansers for dem playofs yet yu boys scared of mama.--- You think you know everything and what the team should be doing in the playoffs but you are to scared to be a man and say it to anyone's face because your a mama's boy.

She in kichen bakin yu slip off talk bunch a noise on dis computr like yu a kno it all--- You come on here talking mess when she isn't looking, because you think you know everything.

Bet when she calls for dinner you say yessam and leeve it be-- But when she calls you, you come to her like a dog on a leash

Blaphemy that what I call it--- YOU SINNERS!!!!!!

Let dem sideline walkers do dat tirless work  and you take all da credit--- The coach does all the work and you pretend you did it

Yu boys get out der and yell for dem boys and leeve da thinkin to dem boys wachin dat vcr on weekins.---Instead of criticizing the coach you should cheer for the team and let the coaches do their job

Day no what dey be doin--- They know best

Were yo letterjacket friday or Satrday and be proud dem boys stil a playin. --- Come out and support your team and be glad they aren't rolling out the basketballs already.





This literally took me 30 minutes to translate, and now I have to go take a nap.
[/quote]

Soulja your officially fired as interpretator.
Castor27 your hired. ;D ;D
[/quote] :D

[Razor]

[quote name="Castor27" post="904439" timestamp="1289509487"]
Seriously I have read this thing about 20 times and think I finally got the meaning. I'll break it down by sentence.

Howevr yu spell it.--- I'm pretty sure I didn't spell blasphemy right but I'm not looking it up in the dictionary to check.

Yu boys on here talkin like dem football boys bein instructioned by yu--- All you people are posting like you are head coaches and know everything the players should be doing.

Yu got all dem ansers for dem playofs yet yu boys scared of mama.--- You think you know everything and what the team should be doing in the playoffs but you are to scared to be a man and say it to anyone's face because your a mama's boy.

She in kichen bakin yu slip off talk bunch a noise on dis computr like yu a kno it all--- You come on here talking mess when she isn't looking, because you think you know everything.

Bet when she calls for dinner you say yessam and leeve it be-- But when she calls you, you come to her like a dog on a leash

Blaphemy that what I call it--- YOU SINNERS!!!!!!

Let dem sideline walkers do dat tirless work  and you take all da credit--- The coach does all the work and you pretend you did it

Yu boys get out der and yell for dem boys and leeve da thinkin to dem boys wachin dat vcr on weekins.---Instead of criticizing the coach you should cheer for the team and let the coaches do their job

Day no what dey be doin--- They know best

Were yo letterjacket friday or Satrday and be proud dem boys stil a playin. --- Come out and support your team and be glad they aren't rolling out the basketballs already.





This literally took me 30 minutes to translate, and now I have to go take a nap.
[/quote]

lol...whatever he said, it wasn't worth 30 minutes to translate...I stopped after line 1...lol...entertaining, though

[FootballFan96]

someone call Genus! we have a new record to post!!

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

:D