Whats your greatest coach's quote?

[horndawg]

"The only place SUCCESS comes before WORK, is in the dictionary"

Vince Limbardi

[JS]

Coach Stewart on being moved into Golden Triangle

" It's the 'Big 12' of high school football but we are going there to play-

we didn't ride into town on the onion truck-we will compete"

AND COMPETE HE DID!

[BcFootball08]

Coach Reidienger from Buna during Halftime.....Boys you better go out there in the second half and hit so hard that when they get on there bus to go home if they hit a bump theyll think a Buna Cougar ran into the bus..

[Zoneblock]

Son there are two types of terds in this world floaters and sinkers. Now which one are you going to be.

Son get away from my drill you are stealing good oxygen the rest of us could be using.

[KFDM COOP]

[griff]

Bum Phillips coined some good ones in his coaching days.  Once he complimented Don Shula by saying...

"He can take his'n and beat your'n any day."

[hj_hawk_60]

my D-line coach says before games to get guys pumped up... "WERE THE D-LINE, GUYS WANNA BE US, and GIRLS WANNA BE WITH US"...

[andyb33]

Bum Phillips coined some good ones in his coaching days.  Once he complimented Don Shula by saying...

"He can take his'n and beat your'n any day."

Bum Phillips did have some good ones. I believe he said he could take his'ns and beat your'ns or take your'ns and beat his'ns. He also said about Earl Campbell, he might not be in a class of his own but it doesn't take long to call roll.

[MR. REALITY]

HEARD A YOUTH  FOOTBALL COACH SAY ONE TIME "THIS GAME IS YOU JUST HAVE TO DO 2 THINGS RUN HARD AND HIT HARD"

[MR. REALITY]

ABOUT KICKOFF RETURN " IF THE 10 WITHOUT THE BALL KNOCK SOMEONE DOWN THEN ITS 1 ON 1 AND I LIKE OUR CHANCES"

[MR. REALITY]

"WHEN IN DOUBT HIT SOMEONE WITH A DIFFERENT COLOR JERSEY"

[TheRealDeal]

HJ's Coach Martel

"Its gone be a long row to hoe...but you just gotta start hoe'n that row fellas"

"Ima take the best 11 knuckaheads and go to war"

[Guest EagleFan01]

A quote from Lidney Thompson Assistant Coach in Newton "Man you are slower than cream rising on buttermilk"

[go stros]

a few guys were messin around in the weight room after school and coach jack parker walks in and says

Quit actin like a bunch of retards chasing a helium balloon....hilarious.....

and i got one from biggen that he said at halftime of a game my jr year.....but he may not want me to put it up here....

[Roll_Left15]

Hamshire at Barbers Hill my freshman year after the coin toss....Hamshire wins the toss and elects to recieve....Cedric Larnette runs on the field ready for the return.......

Coach Keener, "Kick team.....get ready!"  8)

[Roll_Left15]

Darrell K. Royal on James Saxton

"He runs like a bucket full of minnows."

Darrell K. to Mack Brown on how to coach a team after a losing season

"I don't know. Never had one."

Darrell K. Royal on a Baylor tight end

"That guy is a big ol' cuss...look at him rumblin' down the field...looks like a grizzly bear haulin' a walnut."

[Guest Kelly Football]

I heard a coach say one time "We'll fight them untill hell freezes over then we'll fight them on ice"

[piratepride]

If you want somtheing you have never had you must be willing to do something you have never done

[setexc]

Working at Kelly years ago heard Coach Eskue say...I have forgot more football than you will ever know!

[DLine]

This wasn't a coach but a kid.  And some one may remember it.  OL v. DL drills.  Very large Olineman rolls his ankle and is laying on his back moaning.  Everyone watching as trainer comes over.  Second Olineman takes off running to water bottles and comes back.  Takes the bottle and pours it on hurt linemans ample stomach and says "You got to keep the blow hole wet."  We fell out. Couldn't practice for 15 mins.

[go stros]

This wasn't a coach but a kid.  And some one may remember it.  OL v. DL drills.  Very large Olineman rolls his ankle and is laying on his back moaning.  Everyone watching as trainer comes over.  Second Olineman takes off running to water bottles and comes back.  Takes the bottle and pours it on hurt linemans ample stomach and says "You got to keep the blow hole wet."  We fell out. Couldn't practice for 15 mins.

haha...as hard as i was just laughing at that i bet it was 50x more funny in person :D

[WHBaseball14]

Godzilla!

Coach Westfall

[bleacher_bum]

This wasn't a coach but a kid.  And some one may remember it.  OL v. DL drills.  Very large Olineman rolls his ankle and is laying on his back moaning.  Everyone watching as trainer comes over.  Second Olineman takes off running to water bottles and comes back.  Takes the bottle and pours it on hurt linemans ample stomach and says "You got to keep the blow hole wet."  We fell out. Couldn't practice for 15 mins.

That's classic!! ;D ;D

[TheRealDeal]

HJ's Defensive Coordinator, Coach Strickland...

"Do it right, Do it light...Do it wrong, Do it long"

"Dmn SON you could give asprin a headache"

"Coachin you guys is like herding cats"

"Tonight go out there and be Dr. Suess...put some hats on some cats!"

"Runnin Backs and Receivers over here, HEAVY LUNCH BUNCH over there!"

"Im not like all those idiot coaches gunna tell you to give 110% cuz its impossible...just give me 100%  a 100% of the time"

"Son we arent laughin at you...we're just laughin at you..."

[jmspears3]

At 2 a days overheard a trainer that a kid was vomiting on the sidelines the Stephenville O-line coach say    Ants have have to eat also

Same coach also telling one his lineman   Are you stuck on stupid

Same coach  telling another coach     That block was so ugly it hurt my feelings