Whats your greatest coach's quote?

[CRUSHCOACH]

Another one from Stewart' date=' this one he said yesterday, "all this time I was buyin' yall boys new cleats when I shoulda been getting yall some glass stomaches so you can see while your head is up ur a#*."[/quote']

Now that's a good one !!

[PANTHERPLAYA09]

ya we were on the ground laughing

[Lucky]

There were four of us competing for two positions back in the 70s and our coach did not know who to start so he reached in his pocket for a coin and said, "CALL IT "

This really happened.........more than once..............We could not believe it !!!!!!!!!!

[ncplaya]

We have a coach that knows his stuff but every time he goes to talk to the kids he screws it up. Ex.- a bridge under water. We started writing them down. We call them Campbellisms.

[swampdude]

I read this in the dressing room once, "The big dog is coming into our yard to hike his leg. Are you going to fight or take a shower?"

[MrUmp1]

Win some, Lose some, Some get rained out, but you suit up for them all !

A wise man once told me that. (':D')

[oldmanfb]

Jerry Glanville-(Atlanta Falcons) to an Official after a screwed up call-- look buster this is the "NFL" and that stands fo "Not For Long" if u keep making calls like that

[KRiedinger]

Fan yells at the coaches for the poor play.....Coach turns to the stand and says I didn't sir them I'm just trying to coach them.

[thugnasty]

" Let's see what happens when you are shaken up."

-Cathedral coaching staff-

[dannie d]

is there any relevance to that? i dont get it...?

[spiveyrat]

"You gotta love it!" -Coach Brack, Jasper, 8th grade coach

[DP#1FAN]

A guy yelled at the head coach during game and said hey I got a play! The head coach turned around and said "Write it on your fingernail rip it off and send it down here and I will run it." I fell out after that plus the guy never said nothing again.

[bigred75]

One of my favorites of all time.......... Some BC players might remember this one.

During practice one coach says (in a motivational tone... aka hollaring.) " Hey the strong are out here playing football, the weak.........go play in the band."

[CRUSHCOACH]

Here's one, Coach talking to a kid that had just made a bone head play in the infield of a softball game : Girl if your brain was a ball, and you could take it out and roll it ; it would look like a BB rolling down I-10 !

[Ty Cobb]

"In high school athletics 'Life deals the cards' and all a coach can do is pick'em up and play them as best he can."

ACE PARKER

[bucball_07]

Here's a few quotes I've heard over the last couple years:

"...straight as the day is arrow." Coach Howard

"You will run till you stop!!!" Coach Howard

"Holy Toledo! You're the smartest man out here, son!" Coach Valastro

"You're fired." Coach Valastro

"There's only one thing that feels better than cold water after two-a-days, and I can talk to yall about that at school." Coach Koch

[SETXsports Broadcaster]

Not football but i thought they were interesting

A few quotes that I have heard or said while in the military

"pain is nothing but fear leaving the body"

If you fall down the cliff make sure you dont scream and give away everybodys position.

"you need to go pound sand up your butt" (cleaned up)

to a scared young paratrooper about to jump (ME) Son if your chute dont open you need to shake that static line till your feet hit the ground,

Son if you find yourselve with a malfuntioning parachute,,,,Its not your day.

if your chute opens , when you hit the ground make sure you roll, if your chute doesnt open, dont worry about it.

all from an jump instructor that trained me in the Amry

[BH_Eagle_3]

Don Price says over abundatley, "HAYS IN THE BARN MEN.... MEN HAYS IN THE BARN... HAYS IN THE BARN MEN."

Coach May says, "if you don't wanna play, we have a great Ag Dept!!!!!!!"

[rleefelt]

Had a junior high coach that would give out statements of advice, but one in particular stuck with me until this day. "Boys", he would say,"The biggest thing about football is that you have to have a lot of desire, DEZIRE" No one tried to correct him or we would have been doing grass drills till after dark.

[CRUSHCOACH]

Heard one from Lou Holtz on ESPN last night : "You gotta dance with the one that BRUNG you !" He was talking about Rutgers running back. :wink:

[rleefelt]

After the first day of two days practices, a SETEX coach exclaimed"We sure didn't breed'em, but we got to coach 'em.

[hssportsfan]

Darrell Royal had the "Dance with the one that brung ya!" many years ago. He also said "Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad."

[mustang4life]

COACH RONNIE ANDERSON-WOS BASEBALL COACH YEARS AGO "SON, TURDS DON'T FLOAT THEY GET FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET WITH ALL THE OTHER TURDS."

[shellman54]

At a Lumberton practice the Lumberton lineman coach (Coach Dale) started yalleing at a kid on jv " what kind of Buffalo Wild Wing chicken block was that!" " Do you want some sauce with that block?"

Is that Lance Dale you are talking about? Man used to coach and scout with him, man had some funny stories!!!!

[Guest bcofgsa]

Coach Bassinger at OF with hands calmly moving about " IF YOU DON'T CARE , I DON'T CARE so beep it I'm goin' home. In the mid 80's