KFDM COOP Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 "WHEN IN DOUBT HIT SOMEONE WITH A DIFFERENT COLOR JERSEY"
BMTSoulja1 Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 This wasn't a coach but a kid. And some one may remember it. OL v. DL drills. Very large Olineman rolls his ankle and is laying on his back moaning. Everyone watching as trainer comes over. Second Olineman takes off running to water bottles and comes back. Takes the bottle and pours it on hurt linemans ample stomach and says "You got to keep the blow hole wet." We fell out. Couldn't practice for 15 mins. haha...as hard as i was just laughing at that i bet it was 50x more funny in person :D :'( :'( :'(
stangchain Posted April 24, 2008 Report Posted April 24, 2008 "You don't have to worry about him gettin' anybody pregnant....he's too lazy."
Lefty99 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Posted April 24, 2008 After a baseball game in which the SS kept running around the runner on 2nd base. Coach says "I tell you what, if my coach told me to run over a guy that was in the base line and in my way; my d*** would be harder than Japanese arithmetic!! Had to bury my face in my ball cap!
footballplayer Posted April 24, 2008 Report Posted April 24, 2008 the best quote I've heard is "hard work beats talent when talent fells to work hard".
Gusher Posted April 24, 2008 Report Posted April 24, 2008 HS coach yells at a player as he is doing that stretching exercise when you lay on your stomach and reach back and grab your ankles and rock back and forth. ( not sure what that is stretching ) "Dang it... I said rock... it looks like you got your pecker stuck in a crawdad hole".(this quote has been edited because of adult language) I have never been able to look at a crawdad hole the same.
katdaddy Posted April 24, 2008 Report Posted April 24, 2008 By a HS coach who was unhappy with his hotel service "I don't know much about hotelin', but I know this. If you were a HS coach you would be 0-10 every year!"
sobcheckw Posted April 24, 2008 Report Posted April 24, 2008 At a Lumberton practice the Lumberton lineman coach (Coach Dale) started yalleing at a kid on jv " what kind of Buffalo Wild Wing chicken block was that!" " Do you want some sauce with that block?" Is that Lance Dale you are talking about? Man used to coach and scout with him, man had some funny stories!!!! Went to Acapulco with Lance Dale. The night before going to Acapulco we stayed at a friend's house in DFW, and Lance pulled his goods out and urinated all over the living room. He also repeated the same thing once we got to Mexico. Good times.
sobcheckw Posted April 24, 2008 Report Posted April 24, 2008 Coach Bishop once said " son, you can't make chicken salad outta chicken shit!
pngballer Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 In the famouse words of Coach Matt Burnett : "This is embaracin!" In the famouse words of coach Shexnider " Kiss a fat hog Son! stop bein a pre madona!"
AJ25 Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 green grass, haul as*. Coach Dale, Lumberton/Tatum and all were askin for is perfection. best coach in the state.
hddemon Posted April 28, 2008 Report Posted April 28, 2008 The funniest quote i have ever heard was from Tampa Bay coach the year they went 0-14. When a reporter asked him about the execution of his offense, he replied "I am all for it"
sprts1st Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 "If you hang around the dump, you smell like the trash" Coach V.
baddog Posted May 9, 2008 Report Posted May 9, 2008 I havent's read all the posts, so if this is a repeat....tough. I think Vince Lombardi said "I could take your team and beat you."
KFDM COOP Posted August 10, 2008 Report Posted August 10, 2008 Heard Coach Thompson at WO-S last week at practice say on the field "Son your messing up my Classroom"
Guest rambleonus Posted August 11, 2008 Report Posted August 11, 2008 Excuses are like Buttholes, everyone has one and they all stink. Coach Holley at Kingwood Park
Raiderfan87 Posted August 11, 2008 Report Posted August 11, 2008 "You gotta hate to lose more than you love to win!"
Block 76 Posted August 12, 2008 Report Posted August 12, 2008 SON IT'S GOOD TO HURT... LETS YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE. RONNIE ANDERSON... WEST ORANGE HIGH SCHOOL @ 1974. HE ALSO HAD THE MOST EMPHATIC AND CREATIVE WAYS TO SAY B..L S..T OF ANY PERSON I'VE EVER KNOWN. PROBABLY ONE OF THE BEST COACHES TO EVER WALK ON A FIELD IN TEXAS H.S. SPORTS. JMO.
td Posted August 13, 2008 Report Posted August 13, 2008 SON IT'S GOOD TO HURT... LETS YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE. RONNIE ANDERSON... WEST ORANGE HIGH SCHOOL @ 1974. HE ALSO HAD THE MOST EMPHATIC AND CREATIVE WAYS TO SAY B..L S..T OF ANY PERSON I'VE EVER KNOWN. PROBABLY ONE OF THE BEST COACHES TO EVER WALK ON A FIELD IN TEXAS H.S. SPORTS. JMO. I agree he was a great coach and he taught alot more than just baseball!
The Voice Posted August 13, 2008 Report Posted August 13, 2008 If you were following Moses, you would have drowned. I could have ate a sanmidch by the time you got over there.
BMTSoulja1 Posted August 13, 2008 Report Posted August 13, 2008 If you were following Moses, you would have drowned.I could have ate a sanmidch by the time you got over there. :D :D :D
PANTHERPLAYA09 Posted August 13, 2008 Author Report Posted August 13, 2008 wow, i started a great thread... ;D
AJ25 Posted August 13, 2008 Report Posted August 13, 2008 There's two rules you have to be able to follow to play defense.. fly to the football.. and be pissed off when you get there..
East TX Posted August 13, 2008 Report Posted August 13, 2008 I liked it when Vince Lombardi quoted-- Hannibal, the Carthaginian military tactician and commander-- before a big ballgame--"I will find a way or I will make a way!" ;D
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