Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Q. How do you keep a Jaguar out of your yard?A. Put up goal posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Q. What's the difference between the Jaguars & the Taliban?A. The Taliban has a running game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Q. What do the Jaguars and opossums have in common?A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Q. How can you tell when the Jaguars are going to run the football?A. The running back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Q. What do the Jaguars & a tampon have in common?A. Both are good for only one period & there is no second string.POW! ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 :o :o ::) ::) ;D ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 August 26th!! R.I.P. Central >:( ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 It will take only a 'single' Jaguar out of 11 to tackle 'Single'ton on the QB keeper.. ;D ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 [quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="995653" timestamp="1302530760"]It will take only a 'single' Jaguar out of 11 to tackle 'Single'ton on the QB keeper.. ;D ;D[/quote]Mr. Holmes will have a say in that sir ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 [quote name="Scooter!" post="995654" timestamp="1302530820"][quote author=BMTSoulja1 link=topic=82979.msg995653#msg995653 date=1302530760]It will take only a 'single' Jaguar out of 11 to tackle 'Single'ton on the QB keeper.. ;D ;D[/quote]Mr. Holmes will have a say in that sir ;)[/quote] We will keep Holmes 'at home' (in the backfield). ;D ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 [quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="995656" timestamp="1302531275"][quote author=Scooter! link=topic=82979.msg995654#msg995654 date=1302530820][quote author=BMTSoulja1 link=topic=82979.msg995653#msg995653 date=1302530760]It will take only a 'single' Jaguar out of 11 to tackle 'Single'ton on the QB keeper.. ;D ;D[/quote]Mr. Holmes will have a say in that sir ;)[/quote] We will keep Holmes 'at home' (in the backfield). ;D ;D[/quote]Have you been hanging out with Mr. Sheen? :D 2nd straight year your D will get exposed. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightrider Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 [quote name="Scooter!" post="995649" timestamp="1302530284"]Q. What do the Jaguars & a tampon have in common?A. Both are good for only one period & there is no second string.POW! ;D[/quote] :D :D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Just remember... Before last year, the Titans showed no wins lifetime against the Jags. ;) ;) The trend will continue this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 [quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="995660" timestamp="1302532153"]Just remember... Before last year, the Titans showed no wins lifetime against the Jags. ;) ;) The trend will continue this year. [/quote]Times have changed. Titans will win the Beaumont Bowl trophy this year with a clean sweep of B.I.S.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Titans would win the 20-4A title if NED wasnt so afraid to play :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window?Because the window is closed. Sorta like the chances of Central beating the Titans August 26th :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 [quote name="Scooter!" post="995661" timestamp="1302532538"][quote author=BMTSoulja1 link=topic=82979.msg995660#msg995660 date=1302532153]Just remember... Before last year, the Titans showed no wins lifetime against the Jags. ;) ;) The trend will continue this year. [/quote]Times have changed. Titans will win the Beaumont Bowl trophy this year with a clean sweep of B.I.S.D. [/quote]Is it enough to change times with ONE win? You're trippin. And you still havn't beaten West Brook in how many years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 [quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="995688" timestamp="1302536160"][quote author=Scooter! link=topic=82979.msg995661#msg995661 date=1302532538][quote author=BMTSoulja1 link=topic=82979.msg995660#msg995660 date=1302532153]Just remember... Before last year, the Titans showed no wins lifetime against the Jags. ;) ;) The trend will continue this year. [/quote]Times have changed. Titans will win the Beaumont Bowl trophy this year with a clean sweep of B.I.S.D. [/quote]Is it enough to change times with ONE win? You're trippin. And you still havn't beaten West Brook in how many years? [/quote]we will worry bout Weak Brooke when that time comes ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTfanatic Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 [quote name="Scooter!" post="995662" timestamp="1302532665"]Titans would win the 20-4A title if NED wasnt so afraid to play :o[/quote]huh ??? ???NED afraid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 [quote name="bulldogbacker" post="995718" timestamp="1302539708"][quote author=Scooter! link=topic=82979.msg995662#msg995662 date=1302532665]Titans would win the 20-4A title if NED wasnt so afraid to play :o[/quote]huh ??? ???NED afraid?[/quote]Yep ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Scooter says that because Central, Ozen, and PN-G schedules PAM (woman's name) every year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kicker Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 man, yall are killing me. This is good stuff. Makes my Monday better. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 [quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="995729" timestamp="1302540658"]Scooter says that because Central, Ozen, and PN-G schedules PAM (woman's name) every year...[/quote]And that womans named team backslapped Central with Ike Turner's right hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 [quote name="Scooter!" post="995741" timestamp="1302541919"][quote author=BMTSoulja1 link=topic=82979.msg995729#msg995729 date=1302540658]Scooter says that because Central, Ozen, and PN-G schedules PAM (woman's name) every year...[/quote]And that womans named team backslapped Central with Ike Turner's right hand[/quote] :o :o :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted April 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 after we spank the kittens yet again i wanna see a certain team put Memorial on the schedule. at least the folks across those tracks will scrimmage the Titans :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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