What will the Saturday morning headlines read come 8/27/11?

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="BrenhamFan" post="1039486" timestamp="1314051970"]
Cubs exterminte the Hornets themselves at the Den... Turns out, the Orkin man was booked for the next couple weeks, with the Ant Mound...  ;D
[/quote]I love it!  :D :D 

[liltex]

SilsBEE makes many bee lines to the endzone,Dodge drops $$$$$prices on small Rams saying "We're rodeo tuff" but this ain't no Hstn.rodeo ;D

[liltex]

Ants sting da Indians @ Sante Fe ,fight song re-play-Ants on da mound,ants on da ground,caught dem Injuns w/pants on da ground,run to da left run to da right,way to go ants-fight-fight- fight :D ;D

[Guest octfeb]

The Broncos put the Elkins [b]Knight Knight[/b] by the end of the fourth quarter.

[bh89-2]

Central Slapped Again! 

[BMTSoulja1]

:D :D

[bh89-2]

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:D :D
[/quote] :-* :-* :-*  ;)

[prepballfan]

After multiple failed attempts to win one against the Indians The Hill finds a way to beat some other Indians.

18-wheeler full of crow parked at Lamar football stadium whoever orders it up will have enough for leftovers for 3 day

Alamodome burned down friday night Car seen leaving the scene with a shoe polished window that says" PNG WILL BEAT GREGORY PORTLAND THIS TIME"

PNG Scalps Wildcats of GP  Nedh8ter in hospital from eating to much crow

Dayton Broncos  ............................. well I think you already know this story.

Livingston Lions told by so many that they will be district CHAMPS  they take the week off.

Central pulls out the seasons first Butch Slap then PAM uses the famous reverse Butch Slap little did they know Central has been working on the latest and greatest the brand new double reverse overhanded pimp style Butch Slap and catches PAM offguard and takes the game.

Ozen plays Beaumont Westbrook...............................Ill say no more.

Vidor in a meat and potatoes game question is will they come away with the meat or potatoes????????

Lumberton or Jasper  Jasper or Lumberton .................................???????????

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="prepballfan" post="1041090" timestamp="1314367123"]
After multiple failed attempts to win one against the Indians The Hill finds a way to beat some other Indians.

18-wheeler full of crow parked at Lamar football stadium whoever orders it up will have enough for leftovers for 3 day

Alamodome burned down friday night Car seen leaving the scene with a shoe polished window that says" PNG WILL BEAT GREGORY PORTLAND THIS TIME"

PNG Scalps Wildcats of GP  Nedh8ter in hospital from eating to much crow

Dayton Broncos  ............................. well I think you already know this story.

Livingston Lions told by so many that they will be district CHAMPS  they take the week off.

Central pulls out the seasons first Butch Slap then PAM uses the famous reverse Butch Slap little did they know Central has been working on the latest and greatest the brand new double reverse overhanded pimp style Butch Slap and catches PAM offguard and takes the game.

Ozen plays Beaumont Westbrook...............................Ill say no more.

Vidor in a meat and potatoes game question is will they come away with the meat or potatoes????????

Lumberton or Jasper  Jasper or Lumberton .................................???????????
[/quote]I like your style!  lol

[prepballfan]

I had a sneaky feeling you would.....lol

[ozens fastest@1906]

Central  "Remembers the Titans" Holds off Butch Slap but still gets beat in the O.T.

Ned/ W.O.S game turns into State Track Meet as the Mustangs bring home GOLD..

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="prepballfan" post="1041122" timestamp="1314368729"]
I had a sneaky feeling you would.....lol
[/quote]You can't beat the 'double reverse overhanded pimp style Butch Slap '.  I don't care who you are.  :D :D

[the sports guy]

Houston Rams school newspaper.
Yep........We stink.....bad.  I thought we were better.........nope!

[ThaGhost]

BREAKING NEWS: Beaumont P.D. and Beaumont S.W.A.T. storm onto "The Butch" and arrest the Titans, they're being charged with "BULLYING" the jags on the football field....more to come

[Guest Jaguar-J]

[b]JAGS NEED TO TITAN UP ![/b]

[pinelandflash]

West Sabine over Timpson: Tigers make like Davy Crockett and kill them a Bear when they was only 3!

[Guest The-NHS]

Carson Raines in Bulldog's Win