Saturday Morning Headlines 9/3/2011

[BMTSoulja1]

What do we have this week?

[vidor96pirates]

Pirate ship sailing full speed ahead, and faster than ever. New sails designed out of cardinal feathers prove to hold much more hot air.  :o

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="vidor96pirates" post="1043758" timestamp="1314619574"]
Pirate ship sailing full speed ahead, and faster than ever. New sails designed out of cardinal feathers prove to hold much more hot air.  :o
[/quote]I love it!  :D :D

[kcat-fan]

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[quote author=vidor96pirates link=topic=87357.msg1043758#msg1043758 date=1314619574]
Pirate ship sailing full speed ahead, and faster than ever. New sails designed out of cardinal feathers prove to hold much more hot air.  :o
[/quote]I love it!  :D :D
[/quote]

double wammmy!!!...good one  :D :D ;D

[BrenhamFan]

Cubs Conquor Mustangs In Massacre
;D

[liltex]

Dayton stomps Casper,Surprize boo boo they're open :D

[bh89-2]

It's halftime at the Butch and the new Buddy Holly single, "Whole Lot of Slappin Going On" rings through the stands.  Solja seen break dancing on the girls bathroom floor. 

[BMTSoulja1]

Bumpity Bump.  8)

[AggiesAreWe]

"Dayton football fan arrested outside the gates of Jasper/Livingston game"

Authorities state he was carrying a sign in protest of Livingston being ranked #2 in SETXsports.com polls.

[TradinUp BH]

Soulja seen doing the Dougie with Big girl during the halftime show, before doing the "old school cabbage patch" after a blocked punt returned for a score in 21-20 win over the Brook.

It was hotter then a pregnant Beyonce in Crosby, as the NDNS scalp another cat!

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="Scalp'em" post="1044913" timestamp="1314727798"]
Soulja seen doing the Dougie with Big girl during the halftime show, before doing the "[s]old school cabbage patch[/s]MC Hammer (typewriter)" after a blocked punt returned for a score in 21-20 win over the Brook.

It was hotter then a pregnant Beyonce in Crosby, as the NDNS scalp another cat!
[/quote] ;D ;D

[TradinUp BH]

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[quote author=Scalp'em link=topic=87357.msg1044913#msg1044913 date=1314727798]
Soulja seen doing the Dougie with Big girl during the halftime show, before doing the "[s]old school cabbage patch[/s]MC Hammer (typewriter)" after a blocked punt returned for a score in 21-20 win over the Brook.

It was hotter then a pregnant Beyonce in Crosby, as the NDNS scalp another cat!
[/quote] ;D ;D
[/quote]
If you wear the pants and promise to do the dance, I'll run out on the field and block the punt myself! ;D

[liltex]

Dayton fan seen peeping thru binoculars @ Jasper,Ocifer says are you spying on these football teams and where is your ticket stub,Here see my UIL gold card,oops my bad you can spy on 2 good basketball teams anytime you're ready ;D ;D ;D

[BrenhamFan]

[quote name="AggiesAreWe" post="1044911" timestamp="1314727777"]
"Dayton football fan arrested outside the gates of Jasper/Livingston game"

Authorities state he was carrying a sign in protest of Livingston being ranked #2 in SETXsports.com polls.
[/quote]

ROTFL.  ;D

[WOSgrad]

Mustangs win!

[ChampionEagles]

Wildcat blinded by Eagles talons stumbles on to Hwy190 and smacked by Mack truck! No remains found. :(

[incognito]

Sunday Morning Headlines:

Bridge City calls fowl as Pirates break the Cardinal rule and beat the flock out of the redbirds.  ;D

[kcat-fan]

[quote name="VPirate" post="1045415" timestamp="1314800936"]
Sunday Morning Headlines:

Bridge City calls fowl as Pirates break the Cardinal rule and beat the flock out of the redbirds.  ;D
[/quote]
:D ;D...good one!

[et531303]

Panthers go steer wrestling on the Longhorns! 8)

[BrenhamFan]

[quote name="VPirate" post="1045415" timestamp="1314800936"]
Sunday Morning Headlines:

Bridge City calls fowl as Pirates break the Cardinal rule and beat the flock out of the redbirds.  ;D
[/quote]

LNAO.  ;D

[BMTSoulja1]

Loud fork and knife rubbing noise comming from South Jefferson county soon after Central edges West Brook in 3 overtimes.  SETX Moderator shortly after posts 'time to eat on Oct. 21st'.

Medics on the scene when an inquiry to why why Terrance Singleton or Nate Holmes didn't sweat not once dispite playing and ripping off several big plays.

We now know why the pirate has a eyepatch one of his eyes.  It's because a flock of cardinals pecked them out in duplicating the 80's film, "Birds".

Kelly Bulldogs impersonate McGruff and takes a bite out of the Buccaneer's hide.

Nederland are now called Bird dogs after they fetched all Geese in the Goose Creek.

Indians play Maditor with the Cougars.  You know how that turned out.

'Research shows that if you are bitten by enough "ants" it could prove fatal.'  Raiders find this out the hard way.

[liltex]

;D ;D

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="VPirate" post="1045415" timestamp="1314800936"]
Sunday Morning Headlines:

Bridge City calls fowl as Pirates break the Cardinal rule and beat the flock out of the redbirds.  ;D
[/quote]OMG!!!  I can't stop laughing!!!!

[liltex]

Ant mound stings Lumberton many times on a special play"Run Forrest Run :D

[liltex]

Pt.Arthur news reports former Alaska resident sweating profusly seen holding a sign saying "Ya'll gotta show Me"somebody already stole da show ;D ;D