BMTSoulja1 Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Once again, it's on! 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaGhost Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 The Alice Mayor calls President Obama and asks him to send the U.S. Marines for support against the invading Titans and their "Massive Air Attack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TribePride75 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 After last weeks prediction..the crystal ball is a little murky :'( but here goes nothing PNG 28 Texas City 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liltex Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Jags get their swag back,Soulja spotted throwing mardi gras beads on the strand shouting bring back da black uni's ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted September 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 On the flat plains of Texas, with no trees to be seen, Bulldogs take a wiz on rising Ant Mound.Newton Eagles Soar again!Lions roar again. The soundwaves alone turnes the War Eagles into the Peacful CanarysObviously, these were some ill-prepared Rangers as they were unable to rustle up the WildcatsJags get the 'Ball' rolling finally as the 'Tors' gets TORn appart.Broncos stumble and fall while a pack of wildcats pounce for the kill.Pirates unable to make Kirbyville walk the plank because they are already dead.Texas City pulls an exact replication of 'Steve Irwin' on the Indians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted September 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 [quote name="liltex" post="1049688" timestamp="1315189385"]Jags get their swag back,Soulja spotted throwing mardi gras beads on the strand shouting bring back da black uni's ;D[/quote]Yes, Yes, Yes! ;D ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted September 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Memorial Tells 'Alice' that they are not in Wonderland.Ike slapped Anna Mae Bullock.... and Butch Slapped the Bruins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bh89-2 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Friday night approximately 11:45PM a Beaumont Soulja was arrested after found walking down I-10 wearing a Blue thong with a sequin Eagle dangling from each ear. Witnesses report seeing him at another Central slapping just hours earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrenhamFan Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 After the Redskin's lopsided loss last night, this might truly be [b]The Last of The Mohiccans[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 The ASPCA was call Friday night on the Vidor Pirates for another Cruelty to Animals case, Officers say this is becoming a habit and don't see an end coming none time to soon.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liltex Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 In my G.Campbell voice-Dayton shines.Like a rhinestone cowboy riding out on a horse in a star-studded rodeo :o ;) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kville_Kats Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 [quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="1049689" timestamp="1315189395"]On the flat plains of Texas, with no trees to be seen, Bulldogs take a wiz on rising Ant Mound.Newton Eagles Soar again!Lions roar again. The soundwaves alone turnes the War Eagles into the Peacful CanarysObviously, these were some ill-prepared Rangers as they were unable to rustle up the WildcatsJags get the 'Ball' rolling finally as the 'Tors' gets TORn appart.Broncos stumble and fall while a pack of wildcats pounce for the kill.[b]Pirates unable to make Kirbyville walk the plank because they are already dead.[/b]Texas City pulls an exact replication of 'Steve Irwin' on the Indians[/quote] usual stagnant Soulja humor...... ;D ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19Bulldog99 Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 The Hill becomes a sinkhole after trying to invade the Dog Pound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtRey Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 [quote name="thaghost" post="1049430" timestamp="1315171700"]The Alice Mayor calls President Obama and asks him to send the U.S. Marines for support against the invading Titans and their "Massive Air Attack"[/quote]Be careful what u ask for...The Marines will take u out of la-la land and back to reality..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10gEXlEaQsc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtRey Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 [b][color=blue][u]SGT REY'S[/color] CHRONICLE[/b]: I'd first like to think back to 9/11/01...I was in Quantico, VA that beautiful morning....The first plane struck, I was in our S-3 shop...ran to the Colonel's office around the corner and made him aware of the incident. At the time, we were unaware of this being an attack, but we did not rule anything out. I was scheduled to depart that morning to DC (about 25 miles North of Quantico)...I jumped in my vehicle and left...I decided to search for a radio station that was covering the news from NYC...then I heard another plane had hit!....I thought to myself...this is no accident...I called my wife, who was working in Woodbridge, VA and told her to pick up the kids and go home...to wait in the basement. I continued up I-95 and then it stopped...the traffic on the radio was uncertain...I don't recall the station, but he said "I'm getting reports that there is another plane crash BUT in Washington DC!....I am being told that a 3rd plane has crashed...into the Pentagon!"...The traffic on I-95 stopped.....I believe we all sat in shock for a bit.Our Country changed for ever....we began to recognize life as a blessing...people united and help for one another was generously given. Men and women sacrificed there lives....heroic stories were being multiplied by the minute that day of September 11th 2001....This is a little deep for Soulja's Saturday Morning Headlines.....but ur reading [color=blue][u][b]Sgt Rey's[/b][/u][/color] [b]Chronicle[/b] BUTCH's and I say...take a minute to remember not to take life for granite and a moment of silence for our brothers/heroes who lost their life and to the families/friends who lost loves one on 9/11.....we say to you:[move][size=18pt][b]WE REMEMBER[/b][/size][/move] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michele Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Bulldogs spread ant killer on mound, Ortho Ant Killer stocks soar!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest octfeb Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Took only 48 minutes in the [color=purple][b]DAY[/b][/color] for a [color=purple][b]TON[/b][/color] of Broncos to bend the [color=purple]ANGLE[/color] of a [color=purple]TON[/color] of wildcats for a upset victory. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrenhamFan Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 [quote name="octfeb" post="1049850" timestamp="1315235538"]Took only 48 minutes in the [color=purple][b]DAY[/b][/color] for a [color=purple][b]TON[/b][/color] of Broncos to bend the [color=purple]ANGLE[/color] of a [color=purple]TON[/color] of wildcats for a upset victory. :D[/quote]I wouldn't call it an upset. This game could go either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TITAN POWER Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 [quote name="Le Sgt Rey (French)" post="1049836" timestamp="1315233647"][b][color=blue][u]SGT REY'S[/color] CHRONICLE[/b]: I'd first like to think back to 9/11/01...I was in Quantico, VA that beautiful morning....The first plane struck, I was in our S-3 shop...ran to the Colonel's office around the corner and made him aware of the incident. At the time, we were unaware of this being an attack, but we did not rule anything out. I was scheduled to depart that morning to DC (about 25 miles North of Quantico)...I jumped in my vehicle and left...I decided to search for a radio station that was covering the news from NYC...then I heard another plane had hit!....I thought to myself...this is no accident...I called my wife, who was working in Woodbridge, VA and told her to pick up the kids and go home...to wait in the basement. I continued up I-95 and then it stopped...the traffic on the radio was uncertain...I don't recall the station, but he said "I'm getting reports that there is another plane crash BUT in Washington DC!....I am being told that a 3rd plane has crashed...into the Pentagon!"...The traffic on I-95 stopped.....I believe we all sat in shock for a bit.Our Country changed for ever....we began to recognize life as a blessing...people united and help for one another was generously given. Men and women sacrificed there lives....heroic stories were being multiplied by the minute that day of September 11th 2001....This is a little deep for Soulja's Saturday Morning Headlines.....but ur reading [color=blue][u][b]Sgt Rey's[/b][/u][/color] [b]Chronicle[/b] BUTCH's and I say...take a minute to remember not to take life for granite and a moment of silence for our brothers/heroes who lost their life and to the families/friends who lost loves one on 9/11.....we say to you:[move][size=18pt][b]WE REMEMBER[/b][/size][/move][/quote]Three Thumbs Up Rey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kville_Kats Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Really a Good Post Sarge.... ;) We seriously need a thumbs up and thumbs down icon... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest octfeb Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 [quote name="BrenhamFan" post="1049854" timestamp="1315235839"][quote author=octfeb link=topic=87741.msg1049850#msg1049850 date=1315235538]Took only 48 minutes in the [color=purple][b]DAY[/b][/color] for a [color=purple][b]TON[/b][/color] of Broncos to bend the [color=purple]ANGLE[/color] of a [color=purple]TON[/color] of wildcats for a upset victory. :D[/quote]I wouldn't call it an upset. This game could go either way.[/quote]I am sure it could go either way... But I know there will be ALOT of upset Angleton people that they got beat on their own turf ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChampionEagles Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 [quote name="Le Sgt Rey (French)" post="1049836" timestamp="1315233647"][b][color=blue][u]SGT REY'S[/color] CHRONICLE[/b]: I'd first like to think back to 9/11/01...I was in Quantico, VA that beautiful morning....The first plane struck, I was in our S-3 shop...ran to the Colonel's office around the corner and made him aware of the incident. At the time, we were unaware of this being an attack, but we did not rule anything out. I was scheduled to depart that morning to DC (about 25 miles North of Quantico)...I jumped in my vehicle and left...I decided to search for a radio station that was covering the news from NYC...then I heard another plane had hit!....I thought to myself...this is no accident...I called my wife, who was working in Woodbridge, VA and told her to pick up the kids and go home...to wait in the basement. I continued up I-95 and then it stopped...the traffic on the radio was uncertain...I don't recall the station, but he said "I'm getting reports that there is another plane crash BUT in Washington DC!....I am being told that a 3rd plane has crashed...into the Pentagon!"...The traffic on I-95 stopped.....I believe we all sat in shock for a bit.Our Country changed for ever....we began to recognize life as a blessing...people united and help for one another was generously given. Men and women sacrificed there lives....heroic stories were being multiplied by the minute that day of September 11th 2001....This is a little deep for Soulja's Saturday Morning Headlines.....but ur reading [color=blue][u][b]Sgt Rey's[/b][/u][/color] [b]Chronicle[/b] BUTCH's and I say...take a minute to remember not to take life for granite and a moment of silence for our brothers/heroes who lost their life and to the families/friends who lost loves one on 9/11.....we say to you:[move][size=18pt][b]WE REMEMBER[/b][/size][/move][/quote]Outstanding post! I couldn't agree more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Headline: Here kitty kitty kitty! Pirates de-claw the Wildcats in Friday nights Cat-astrophe!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incognito Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 HEADLINE: Dogs choke on the Flex bone.Barbers Hill scores 49 and,Beats the Bulldogs one more time.With a knick-knack, paddy whack,And a good flex bone,They send them Dogs a-limping home. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robanadana Posted September 8, 2011 Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 Well played SoulJa!!!! How ya' been??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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