Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted September 18, 2011 Report Posted September 18, 2011 There has been a bad accident close to Barbers Hill High School. Liberty county officials are on the scene and are treating this as a MASS CASUALTY event. Police are looking for the suspect described as a large purple horse per distraught witnesses. There were mass numbers of dead ants everywhere as witnesses described the scene. Also there has been an amber alert issued for the Queen who has been reported missing. This has been Buddy Garrity reporting live from Mont Belvieu.
OldSkool97 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Posted September 18, 2011 [quote name="Mr. Buddy Garrity" post="1059497" timestamp="1316311175"]There has been a bad accident close to Barbers Hill High School. Liberty county officials are on the scene and are treating this as a MASS CASUALTY event. Police are looking for the suspect described as a large purple horse per distraught witnesses. There were mass numbers of dead ants everywhere as witnesses described the scene. Also there has been an amber alert issued for the Queen who has been reported missing. This has been Buddy Garrity reporting live from Mont Belvieu.[/quote]Classic ;D
Guest octfeb Posted September 18, 2011 Report Posted September 18, 2011 Oh well then, that would explain that blue bird I saw running up 146 with a purple tutu on. The bird did stop at one point, looked like they were trying to straighten a bow on top their head. ;D
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted September 18, 2011 Author Report Posted September 18, 2011 [quote name="octfeb" post="1059571" timestamp="1316313984"]Oh well then, that would explain that blue bird I saw running up 146 with a purple tutu on. The bird did stop at one point, looked like they were trying to straighten a bow on top their head. ;D[/quote]Lol
incognito Posted September 18, 2011 Report Posted September 18, 2011 [b]Officer[/b]: Mam did you see what happened here?[b]Witness[/b]: Yea I saw the whole thing I had just left the sonic and was on my way to the dollar store, I like the dollar store cause I don't have to get all dressed up like when I go to the walmart super center, when all the sudden this blur comes out of no where, I thought it was a Chupacabra at first but then I realized it was that dang purple horse, he runs across the road and a car load of ants slammed right into it. Hide your wives, hide your kids. hide your husbands cause that purple horse is terrorizing this whole town. That purple thing is a menace, I tell ya the law better find that crazy horse soon or I suspect this will end bad... ;)[b]Officer[/b]: Mam I'm going to need your address in case we need to follow up on your statement.[b]Witness[/b]: Certainly Officer I live at 54-0 lost lane.........hey does this mean I get to go into the witness protection program or something. ;)
WeedBegone Posted September 18, 2011 Report Posted September 18, 2011 [quote name="Kville_Kats" post="1059693" timestamp="1316347935"]sad story... :'([/quote]Thoughts and prayers to the family of the author. :(
Kville_Kats Posted September 18, 2011 Report Posted September 18, 2011 [quote name="WeedBegone" post="1059697" timestamp="1316350988"][quote author=Kville_Kats link=topic=88434.msg1059693#msg1059693 date=1316347935]sad story... :'([/quote]Thoughts and prayers to the family of the author. :([/quote] And the phone number of a good "shrink doctor" wouldn't hurt either... ;D ;D
knightrider Posted September 18, 2011 Report Posted September 18, 2011 [quote name="Kville_Kats" post="1059698" timestamp="1316351105"][quote author=WeedBegone link=topic=88434.msg1059697#msg1059697 date=1316350988][quote author=Kville_Kats link=topic=88434.msg1059693#msg1059693 date=1316347935]sad story... :'([/quote]Thoughts and prayers to the family of the author. :([/quote] And the phone number of a good "shrink doctor" wouldn't hurt either... ;D ;D[/quote] ;D ;D ;D ;D yup
kcat-fan Posted September 18, 2011 Report Posted September 18, 2011 [quote name="VPirate" post="1059619" timestamp="1316316419"][b]Officer[/b]: Mam did you see what happened here?[b]Witness[/b]: Yea I saw the whole thing I had just left the sonic and was on my way to the dollar store, I like the dollar store cause I don't have to get all dressed up like when I go to the walmart super center, when all the sudden this blur comes out of no where, I thought it was a Chupacabra at first but then I realized it was that dang purple horse, he runs across the road and a car load of ants slammed right into it. Hide your wives, hide your kids. hide your husbands cause that purple horse is terrorizing this whole town. That purple thing is a menace, I tell ya the law better find that crazy horse soon or I suspect this will end bad... ;)[b]Officer[/b]: Mam I'm going to need your address in case we need to follow up on your statement.[b]Witness[/b]: Certainly Officer I live at 54-0 lost lane.........hey does this mean I get to go into the witness protection program or something. ;)[/quote]sonic..dallor store..sounds like K-ville hahahaha! ;D LMAO 8)
Texasminuteman Posted September 18, 2011 Report Posted September 18, 2011 They must have opened up another meth lab in Dayton.!!! :P
Guest octfeb Posted September 18, 2011 Report Posted September 18, 2011 Oh come on...nothing wrong with having a lil fun... ::)
YoungCoug21 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Posted September 19, 2011 [quote name="octfeb" post="1059887" timestamp="1316372119"]Oh come on...nothing wrong with having a lil fun... ::)[/quote]Nothing at all ! ;D ;D ;D
Guest octfeb Posted September 19, 2011 Report Posted September 19, 2011 [quote name="BHFAN" post="1060572" timestamp="1316451961"]ENVY does it hurt much? 8)[/quote] wouldn't know... I think that is something you need to answer for yourself
liltex Posted September 19, 2011 Report Posted September 19, 2011 It would be alot of fun to play da Hill on homecoming,here or there.They need a win bad so we can call it a rivalry game ;D ;D
BringinTheHeat Posted September 19, 2011 Report Posted September 19, 2011 Come on you guys! Ya'll didn't even mention the new Family Dollar we are getting next to Sonic!
Cougtalk Posted September 19, 2011 Report Posted September 19, 2011 [quote name="VPirate" post="1059619" timestamp="1316316419"][b]Officer[/b]: Mam did you see what happened here?[b]Witness[/b]: [b]Yea I saw the whole thing I had just left the sonic and was on my way to the dollar store, I like the dollar store cause I don't have to get all dressed up like when I go to the walmart super center[/b], when all the sudden this blur comes out of no where, I thought it was a Chupacabra at first but then I realized it was that dang purple horse, he runs across the road and a car load of ants slammed right into it. Hide your wives, hide your kids. hide your husbands cause that purple horse is terrorizing this whole town. That purple thing is a menace, I tell ya the law better find that crazy horse soon or I suspect this will end bad... ;)[b]Officer[/b]: Mam I'm going to need your address in case we need to follow up on your statement.[b]Witness[/b]: Certainly Officer I live at 54-0 lost lane.........hey does this mean I get to go into the witness protection program or something. ;)[/quote]No no mont belvieu not dayton
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