Saturday and Sunday Headlines 9/24/2011-9/25/2011

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="liltex" post="1062211" timestamp="1316644574"]
Jags roll da Panthers:Bmt.Soulja caught on tape doing da stankey leg @da Butch-Claude Buttocks reporter ;D ;D
[/quote]Ha ha!  i may do the Stanky leg for the Jumbotron!  lol

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="indianforever" post="1062253" timestamp="1316650684"]
PN-G leaves Livingston with the skin of a lion to hang up at the RESERVATION!!!!
[/quote]Good one!

[Guest Pirate_pride_07]

Nederland has a new fast food restaurant open named "Vidor's Crow Shop". Nederland fans seen lining up for miles for there serving of crow.

[dockofthebay]

Pirates delivered the "bone" to the dawgs and made 'em like it! ;D ;D ;D

[dockofthebay]

Well........I-10 did anyway!!!! ;) ;)

[Guest Pirate_pride_07]

[quote name="dockofthebay" post="1062352" timestamp="1316660613"]
Well........I-10 did anyway!!!! ;) ;)
[/quote]
Wow. lmao  :o  ;D  :D

[Bigdog]

Nederland's  record vs thier "rival" moves to 52-9-1 all time.

[snafu]

SPCA of Texas is once again investigating a cruelty of animals case against the Vidor Pirates after hearing of a Bulldog being monkey stomped by a peg legged man with a patch over 1 eye in Nederland Friday night.....

[broncoman]

                Barbers Hill set to host their 2nd annual crow cookoff.                                                         
After a fantastic turnout last year of 54 entries, the fans of the eagles are once again asking the community to come up with creative and tasty ways to prepare this bird they apparently love to eat. Last years winner, Coach Gage, looks to defend his controversial title.  He apparently was late to the award ceremony and missed the Nation Anthem. Don't be a Gage, get there early to catch the main attraction, the mighty Dayton Broncos will be putting on a football clinic for all the crow goers. Crow recipes and Bronco apparel will be available for purchase with all proceeds going to purchase new uniforms for the eagle and a new tu tu for that [sup][/sup]chicken.  Enjoy

[Ned11str8]

[quote name="broncoman" post="1062383" timestamp="1316663698"]
                Barbers Hill set to host their 2nd annual crow cookoff.                                                         
After a fantastic turnout last year of 54 entries, the fans of the eagles are once again asking the community to come up with creative and tasty ways to prepare this bird they apparently love to eat. Last years winner, Coach Gage, looks to defend his controversial title.  He apparently was late to the award ceremony and missed the Nation Anthem. Don't be a Gage, get there early to catch the main attraction, the mighty Dayton Broncos will be putting on a football clinic for all the crow goers. Crow recipes and Bronco apparel will be available for purchase with all proceeds going to purchase new uniforms for the eagle and a new tu tu for that [sup][/sup]chicken.  Enjoy
[/quote]

;D

[Ned11str8]

Vidor fans report an UFO flying over the field at Bulldog stadium Friday night . Sources say " that it was brown and had what appeared to be two white stripes on it " . One witness said " It appeared to be spinning and it made no sound ".  N.P.D. Police chief smoothed over the situation rather quickly with the help of the Bulldog QB coach. It turns out it was a football in flight , something unfamiliar to the visiting team , their fans or coaches .

[UTfanatic]

Nederland wins again...........vidor still looking for a rival 8) 8)

[1motime]

Bulldogs take care of business,  ready for real rival PNG

[liltex]

Trojans stroke da Longhorns aka CS vs.Tark viewed by a home crowd of 30.CS Waterboy throws for 200 and rushes for 100 scoring 4 times enroute to a 80-6 win.Longhorns sub girls wrestling team in the 4th qtr and they  score 6 pts.Interview after da game to the 6'2 300 #wrestler was asked how did you manage that ?"No Right Gaurd"we run left upwind ;D

[bh89-2]

22 pregnant teenagers where found Northbound on Hwy-146 Friday night crying about a football game their team lost.  The oldest, 13yrs, reportedly was trying to sell laptop computers to raise money for the other cheerleaders to attend the next game. 

[broncoman]

[quote name="bh89-2" post="1062802" timestamp="1316729416"]
22 pregnant teenagers where found Northbound on Hwy-146 Friday night crying about a football game their team lost.  The oldest, 13yrs, reportedly was trying to sell laptop computers to raise money for the other cheerleaders to attend the next game. 
[/quote]

This is why it's so fun beating y'all like a drum every year. It must suck to be so pathetic.

[Ned11str8]

[quote name="bh89-2" post="1062802" timestamp="1316729416"]
22 pregnant teenagers where found Northbound on Hwy-146 Friday night crying about a football game their team lost.  The oldest, 13yrs, reportedly was trying to sell laptop computers to raise money for the other cheerleaders to attend the next game.
[/quote]

Is this supposed to be funny ?

[kicker]

Wos is giddy after demolishing buffalos.

[kicker]

The great american buffalo is now officially extinct. Local Indian tribes pissed.

[BWOOD]

[quote name="I-10 / Vidor-0" post="1062994" timestamp="1316747239"]
[quote author=bh89-2 link=topic=88614.msg1062802#msg1062802 date=1316729416]
22 pregnant teenagers where found Northbound on Hwy-146 Friday night crying about a football game their team lost.  The oldest, 13yrs, reportedly was trying to sell laptop computers to raise money for the other cheerleaders to attend the next game.
[/quote]

Is this supposed to be funny ?
[/quote]

This whole thread is funny.  It's nice to log on here and see something worth reading.  LMAO  ;D

[Ned11str8]

Bulldogs lock jaws on Vidor booty

[Guest Pirate_pride_07]

Closet Vidor fan Ned11str8 or as he's known now I-10 Vidor-0 comes out of the closet and becomes Vidor fan after bull pups lose by 4 TD's.  ;D

[bh89-2]

Scientist at BH have confirmed, 22 slaughtered horses will make 300 lbs of Elmers Glue.  Once they have successfully removed the stinch and purple tint, still assumed to be worth absolutely nothing. 

[Noles_Fan]

After Friday nights lost to Vidor nederlands head coach is still on the field arguing with the goal post.

[Ned11str8]

[quote name="Noles_Fan" post="1063438" timestamp="1316803712"]
After Friday nights lost to Vidor nederlands head coach is still on the field arguing with the goal post.
[/quote] ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D ;D