PNG fan survival manual for Lvingston's stadium

[ndn2016]

  1) Place cell phone,cameras.I pads, glasses, radios,etc on lanyard. If you drop something it is going in the yard with guard
      dogs, they will pick up the phone and call for back up.(band parents pass this to your kids for music, mouthpiece,
      etc.) Also bring a flashlight for those who don't get this memo. you'll be a hero. if you go below the stands to retrieve
      something you will know why the homers refer to their stadium as 'The Jungle'

  2) Leave your binoculars at home, you want need them unless you want to try and see the announcer in the pressbox just
  to see if she is for real. Leave zoom lens for camera at home unless you want a shot of your favorite players eyes.

  3) Bring ear muffs to drown out loud,obnoxious home announcer.

  4) now for the good news. - if you get a seat. it will be no worse than the 20 yd. line.

  5) Anything you yell out at your favorite player will be heard loud and clear. This also applies to the refs.

  6) You will be able to hear what the players and coaches or saying. ( may be another reason for ear muffs)

  7) Last you will be able to see and hear some hitting going on and you'll remember football is a full contact
    sport and that is why we love it so much. You will also have a renewed admiration for these young men who
    play.

  PS  - Before lions fans jump on me too much. If you need any help from the locals, you will find that they are
          very willing to help in any way they can. Police, neighbors behind the stadium, sponsors, aisle monitors,
          concession stand workers, etc

[AggiesAreWe]

Might I add:

If you want a seat, get there before the gates open (I suggest get there around 4pm)

Bring a leaf blower and limb trimmer to clear your seat away and provide a clear view of the field.


Go early enough to eat at Shrimp Boat Manny's!!

[ndn4eva]

Great post! Very well said!!!  ;D

[geep06]

And enjoy the game...old- time football!

[dawgnut]

You forgot the stadium seat, don't want to pick up a stray splinter!

[ndn2016]

One other thing go to Bridge city and gas up. Gas is 2.77 a gallon right now.

[JollyRoger81]

Yes folks this is the kind of stadium you get if you don't have a refinery in your back yard! Buck up buttercups!  ;D

[Guest Pirate_pride_07]

Wow. This takes the cake for the most hilarious post this week.  8)  ;D

[shovel]

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Wow. This takes the cake for the most hilarious post this week.  8)  ;D
[/quote]
funny, but true!

[NDNation]

We are soooo spoiled on the Reservation!