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[b]Animal Cruelty or Football Beatdown[/b]

A beaten and battered pack of Bulldogs was found near the banks of the Brazos late last night.  While some have mentioned a football game that was played last night, it was also pointed out that Michael Vick has had some extra time on his hands with a recent injury...  He was the leading suspect, but after further review, it has been confirmed that it was just the annual beating Brenham gives Waller.  Case closed....
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Head coach of the Lumberton Raiders wouldn't step on the Vidor game field this week after finding a white powdery substance on the playing field of Vidor. After an investigator did a thorough investigation he found the white powerdy substance to be the goal line and immediately resumed the game after deciding the Lumberton Raiders was unlikely to encounter the substance on that night again.  ::)  8)
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[quote name="NDNation" post="1067455" timestamp="1317139087"]
BULLDOGS DEFEATED: Dogs were slowed down by smoke inhalation after running thru their blowup dog house, Indians circled and Scalped!
[/quote][quote author=Scalp'em link=topic=88866.msg1067421#msg1067421 date=1317136485]
The town of Nederland,Texas is shut down due to the whole city being caught consuming alcohol on top of the Doggie Dome after being beaten by the NDNS. All Businesses suspended employees for 4 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) Bring it!!!!
[/quote] Ha ha ha ha
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BH holds a charity event to rebuild the liquor store in Dayton after angry and forlorn fans ransacked the shelves last Friday. Bowls of Gander gumbo can be purchased for $5 or foodstamps. Plenty of tenderized goose meat left after last nights game in Baytown.
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