Funniest thing you heard a coach say.

[the sports guy]

What is the funiest thing you have heard a coach say?

"That kids is as fast of the speed of smell."

[BHbandkid]

http://www.facebook.com/groups/111883735539611/

there is an entire facebook page made by BH students dedicated to quotes made by Bruce Taylor.

[InjunRed]

"That boy couldn't pee and make foam....."

[True Blue]

Had a coach tell me along time ago, Boy you could not out run the shade :(

[BRONX ROX]

" Son you couldnt bust a grape in a fruit fight"  in my best BIG STU with the cammo hat slightly cock to da left voice  ;D

[the sports guy]

You look like a wounded giraffe trying to drink water when you get into your stance.

[AggiesAreWe]

"We tried to run the ball, fumbled! We tried passing the ball, interception! We tried kicking the ball, blocked!! I am recommending all my players to get vasectomies!"

[rollinac]

"There's no excuse for common sense."

Yea that guy was a great coach ;)!

[surfer73]

[quote name="BHbandkid" post="1082260" timestamp="1318612386"]
http://www.facebook.com/groups/111883735539611/

there is an entire facebook page made by BH students dedicated to quotes made by Bruce Taylor.
[/quote]That is funny ! Sounds like the kind of guy kids will allways remember.

[surfer73]

(My Last Name)!!!!!!What is GODS name was that? NO ! Do not tell me and never speak of it again!

[UgotTRUCKED]

At practice during the first varsity / JV scrimage to a JV rb... That's okay son, if that's the only time you ever get knocked down playing football you'll be an all-american.

[Why not!]

Talking about our defense......

"We want stop running water!"

[blinky]

He looks like Tarzan, but plays like Jane.

[UgotTRUCKED]

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He looks like Tarzan, but plays like Jane.
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;D

[thetragichippy]

[quote name="blinky" post="1082346" timestamp="1318620398"]
He looks like Tarzan, but plays like Jane.
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;D ;D

[EAGLE07]

At CV, years ago, after getting our tails handed to us again......Coach would tell us " It's not the end of the world. H$LL, there's billions of Chinese that don't even know we played tonight ".  Unfortunately, we heard this way too often.

[the sports guy]

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At CV, years ago, after getting our tails handed to us again......Coach would tell us " It's not the end of the world. H$LL, there's billions of Chinese that don't even know we played tonight ".  Unfortunately, we heard this way too often.
[/quote]
;D

[GET EM TIGERS]

"We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches"

[Kville_Kats]

We run well,We block well,We pass well..WE JUST CAN'T SCORE..!!!!

[GATA]

"dam son" you run like a water fauset.......

[coach pops]

as for as your execution i'm in favor of it

[Kville_Kats]

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as for as your execution i'm in favor of it
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Now That's funny..!!!! :D :D

[BH eagle 99]

(After a blown coverage) (Player's last name)! Your like a lawn mower, all you do is play in the grass!!!!!

(Players last name)! Put your helmet on, I'm tired of looking at your face!!!

[ECfan4life!]

[quote name="EAGLE07" post="1082379" timestamp="1318622063"]
At CV, years ago, after getting our tails handed to us again......Coach would tell us " It's not the end of the world. H$LL, there's billions of Chinese that don't even know we played tonight ".  Unfortunately, we heard this way too often.
[/quote]
;D ;D

[pirate68]

Dan Hooks on TV after a game "WE looked like a PE class out there"