the sports guy Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 What is the funiest thing you have heard a coach say?"That kids is as fast of the speed of smell."
BHbandkid Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 http://www.facebook.com/groups/111883735539611/there is an entire facebook page made by BH students dedicated to quotes made by Bruce Taylor.
InjunRed Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 "That boy couldn't pee and make foam....."
True Blue Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 Had a coach tell me along time ago, Boy you could not out run the shade :(
BRONX ROX Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 " Son you couldnt bust a grape in a fruit fight" in my best BIG STU with the cammo hat slightly cock to da left voice ;D
the sports guy Posted October 14, 2011 Author Report Posted October 14, 2011 You look like a wounded giraffe trying to drink water when you get into your stance.
AggiesAreWe Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 "We tried to run the ball, fumbled! We tried passing the ball, interception! We tried kicking the ball, blocked!! I am recommending all my players to get vasectomies!"
rollinac Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 "There's no excuse for common sense."Yea that guy was a great coach ;)!
surfer73 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 [quote name="BHbandkid" post="1082260" timestamp="1318612386"]http://www.facebook.com/groups/111883735539611/there is an entire facebook page made by BH students dedicated to quotes made by Bruce Taylor.[/quote]That is funny ! Sounds like the kind of guy kids will allways remember.
surfer73 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 (My Last Name)!!!!!!What is GODS name was that? NO ! Do not tell me and never speak of it again!
UgotTRUCKED Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 At practice during the first varsity / JV scrimage to a JV rb... That's okay son, if that's the only time you ever get knocked down playing football you'll be an all-american.
Why not! Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 Talking about our defense......"We want stop running water!"
blinky Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 He looks like Tarzan, but plays like Jane.
UgotTRUCKED Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 [quote name="blinky" post="1082346" timestamp="1318620398"]He looks like Tarzan, but plays like Jane.[/quote] ;D
thetragichippy Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 [quote name="blinky" post="1082346" timestamp="1318620398"]He looks like Tarzan, but plays like Jane.[/quote] ;D ;D
EAGLE07 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 At CV, years ago, after getting our tails handed to us again......Coach would tell us " It's not the end of the world. H$LL, there's billions of Chinese that don't even know we played tonight ". Unfortunately, we heard this way too often.
the sports guy Posted October 14, 2011 Author Report Posted October 14, 2011 [quote name="EAGLE07" post="1082379" timestamp="1318622063"]At CV, years ago, after getting our tails handed to us again......Coach would tell us " It's not the end of the world. H$LL, there's billions of Chinese that don't even know we played tonight ". Unfortunately, we heard this way too often.[/quote] ;D
GET EM TIGERS Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 "We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches"
Kville_Kats Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 We run well,We block well,We pass well..WE JUST CAN'T SCORE..!!!!
GATA Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 "dam son" you run like a water fauset.......
coach pops Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 as for as your execution i'm in favor of it
Kville_Kats Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 [quote name="coach pops" post="1082414" timestamp="1318625464"]as for as your execution i'm in favor of it[/quote] Now That's funny..!!!! :D :D
BH eagle 99 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 (After a blown coverage) (Player's last name)! Your like a lawn mower, all you do is play in the grass!!!!!(Players last name)! Put your helmet on, I'm tired of looking at your face!!!
ECfan4life! Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 [quote name="EAGLE07" post="1082379" timestamp="1318622063"]At CV, years ago, after getting our tails handed to us again......Coach would tell us " It's not the end of the world. H$LL, there's billions of Chinese that don't even know we played tonight ". Unfortunately, we heard this way too often.[/quote] ;D ;D
pirate68 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Posted October 14, 2011 Dan Hooks on TV after a game "WE looked like a PE class out there"
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