Saturday Morning Headlines 10/22/2011

[BMTSoulja1]

Whatchu got?

[bh89-2]

I LOVE me some Jaguars! 

[SgtRey]

[u][b]SgtRey's Chronicle[/b][/u]

[size=14pt][b][color=blue]DA'[/color] [color=red]CURSE[/color][/b][/size] [b]WAS REAL!!![/b]

[b][color=blue]WB[/color][/b] ESCAPES [size=12pt][color=black][b]DA' BLACK HOLE[/b][/color][/size] [size=18pt][b]17-14 !![/b][/size]

...SgtRey...aka EL Sgt Rey(in Hipanol), LE Sgt Rey(in France) was detained this morning by city officials in Port Arthur for charges of conspiracy and conspiracy to commit espionage!!! 
....P.A officials will continue the efforts to lift DA' CURSE...interrogations will continue through out the weekend.

[ThaGhost]

[quote name="El Sgt Rey (Hispanol)" post="1086256" timestamp="1318883629"]
[u][b]SgtRey's Chronicle[/b][/u]

[size=14pt][b][color=blue]DA'[/color] [color=red]CURSE[/color][/b][/size] [b]WAS REAL!!![/b]

[b][color=blue]WB[/color][/b] ESCAPES [size=12pt][color=black][b]DA' BLACK HOLE[/b][/color][/size] [size=18pt][b]17-14 !![/b][/size]

...SgtRey...aka EL Sgt Rey(in Hipanol), LE Sgt Rey(in France) was detained this morning by city officials in Port Arthur for charges of conspiracy and conspiracy to commit espionage!!! 
....P.A officials will continue the efforts to lift DA' CURSE...interrogations will continue through out the weekend.
[/quote]

This guy cracks me up.....

[SgtRey]

ttt

[T-Dawd]

Coldspring held to 0 points this week!

[falcolnfanatic]

[quote name="T-Dawd" post="1086820" timestamp="1318947936"]
Coldspring held to 0 points this week!
[/quote]

And the week after that too ;D.

[T-Dawd]

Just wait for next Saturdays headlines. Gonna be a good one. Tempted to post it now, but i'll wait.

[BMTSoulja1]

The 'Curse' is lifted as lightening strikes seen on the horizon at Memorial Stadium.

No one can do anything against the wild Bulldogs on a loose.  Animal control from Lumberton, Texas called in to no effect.

Fancy new tune heard in North Orange Friday night...  'dee.... dee.... dee dee deeeeee..... dee, dee, dee, deeeee, dee.. dee, dee, dee.'. (You know, THAT song.  lol)

Weather is a little chilly, so Pirates sport their new Jaguar fur coats.

Plenty of Purina cat chow on hand at 'Da Butch' Saturday night.

[T-Dawd]

Falcons rack up points on Indians because they know that's the last points they'll see the rest of the regular season.

[ThaGhost]

In P.A.
The Titans flush "da curse" down the "Black Hole", a couple of bruin faithful seen with plungers trying to get their "weapon" back up.

[falcolnfanatic]

[quote name="T-Dawd" post="1086864" timestamp="1318952152"]
Falcons rack up points on Indians because they know that's the last points they'll see the rest of the regular season.
[/quote]

Hahahahaha  :D :D clever, false , but definitely clever.

[godawggo]

L- train DERAILED!!!!!!!!!!!

[SgtRey]

[quote name="thaghost" post="1086886" timestamp="1318954060"]
In P.A.
The Titans flush "da curse" down the "Black Hole", a couple of bruin faithful seen with plungers trying to get their "weapon" back up.
[/quote]
Why you bite-n my words dawg?

[Cougtalk]

Baytown Sun- GCM loses to Crosby (Damnit we have to write a story about them now)

[ThaGhost]

[quote name="El Sgt CURSE (Hispanol)" post="1087354" timestamp="1318988264"]
[quote author=thaghost link=topic=90013.msg1086886#msg1086886 date=1318954060]
In P.A.
The Titans flush "da curse" down the "Black Hole", a couple of bruin faithful seen with plungers trying to get their "weapon" back up.
[/quote]
Why you bite-n my words dawg?
[/quote]

Just using them in the CORRECT form

[SgtRey]

[quote name="thaghost" post="1087428" timestamp="1318995472"]
[quote author=El Sgt CURSE (Hispanol) link=topic=90013.msg1087354#msg1087354 date=1318988264]
[quote author=thaghost link=topic=90013.msg1086886#msg1086886 date=1318954060]
In P.A.
The Titans flush "da curse" down the "Black Hole", a couple of bruin faithful seen with plungers trying to get their "weapon" back up.
[/quote]
Why you bite-n my words dawg?
[/quote] ;D

Just using them in the CORRECT form
[/quote] ;D

[Paratrooper]

[quote name="T-Dawd" post="1086820" timestamp="1318947936"]
Coldspring held to 0 points this week!
[/quote]

They have a sports page in the National Enquirer?

[BrenhamFan]

[quote name="Paratrooper" post="1087490" timestamp="1319025764"]
[quote author=T-Dawd link=topic=90013.msg1086820#msg1086820 date=1318947936]
Coldspring held to 0 points this week!
[/quote]

They have a sports page in the National Enquirer?
[/quote]

Lmao...  That's a good one!

[T-Dawd]

[quote name="Paratrooper" post="1087490" timestamp="1319025764"]
[quote author=T-Dawd link=topic=90013.msg1086820#msg1086820 date=1318947936]
Coldspring held to 0 points this week!
[/quote]

They have a sports page in the National Enquirer?
[/quote]
Fact. Not fiction. Bye week for CS.

[Spherictrey]

The Jasper puppies pee on the Kirbyville kitty cats and force them to run away crying.

[knightrider]

[quote name="SFAlumberjack13" post="1087812" timestamp="1319054809"]
The Jasper puppies pee on the Kirbyville kitty cats and force them to run away crying.
[/quote] ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest Pirate_pride_07]

[quote name="T-Dawd" post="1087735" timestamp="1319047669"]
[quote author=Paratrooper link=topic=90013.msg1087490#msg1087490 date=1319025764]
[quote author=T-Dawd link=topic=90013.msg1086820#msg1086820 date=1318947936]
Coldspring held to 0 points this week!
[/quote]

They have a sports page in the National Enquirer?
[/quote]
Fact. Not fiction. Bye week for CS.
[/quote]
Now thats funny lol.

[SgtRey]

THE GOAT's comment when asked how PAM played, "bah-ha-ha-ha-ha-d"

[SgtRey]

The calm before

[size=24pt][b][color=red]DA'[/color] [color=blue]CURSE[/color][/b][/size]

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