BADSANTA Posted January 11, 2012 Report Posted January 11, 2012 1. Bring Hogs in the house so they don't freeze 2. Cut down 3 trees for fire place and cooking 3. Feed Horses well before the haul the Silsbee3.1 Stop at Chevron to invest in a can of snuff 4. Arrive at Tiger Den dressed in flannel jacket, shorts, and boots5. Become heated after they find out there is no valet parking for animals6. Become even more heated when they realize you can't trade eggs and fig preserves for game tickets. 7. Leave campus arrive at Dairy Queen only to find out they have the same policy. 7.1 Place order for a SnuffleUpagus burger with cheese8. Arrive home remove false teeth9. Dig out Moonshine stash and drink self to sleep.
UncleDrew Posted January 11, 2012 Report Posted January 11, 2012 Did you come up with this all by yourself??
FanintheStands Posted January 11, 2012 Report Posted January 11, 2012 [quote name="FlexD33" post="1158174" timestamp="1326314061"]Did you come up with this all by yourself??[/quote]Do you really think BadSanta can remain focused long enough to come up with this list all by himself?!?!
BADSANTA Posted January 11, 2012 Author Report Posted January 11, 2012 [quote name="CATMAN" post="1158184" timestamp="1326314627"]Some said he was Bipolar[/quote]Do u agree? Thought we were on the same team?
CATMAN Posted January 11, 2012 Report Posted January 11, 2012 [quote name="BADSANTA" post="1158185" timestamp="1326314677"][quote author=CATMAN link=topic=94111.msg1158184#msg1158184 date=1326314627]Some said he was Bipolar[/quote]Do u agree? Thought we were on the same team?[/quote] Yes that is some funny stuff B.S. Did u leave anything out.
BMTSoulja1 Posted January 11, 2012 Report Posted January 11, 2012 [quote name="BADSANTA" post="1158168" timestamp="1326313754"]1. Bring Hogs in the house so they don't freeze 2. Cut down 3 trees for fire place and cooking 3. Feed Horses well before the haul the Silsbee3.1 Stop at Chevron to invest in a can of snuff 4. Arrive at Tiger Den dressed in flannel jacket, shorts, and boots5. Become heated after they find out there is no valet parking for animals6. Become even more heated when they realize you can't trade eggs and fig preserves for game tickets. 7. Leave campus arrive at Dairy Queen only to find out they have the same policy. 8. Arrive home remove false teeth9. Dig out Moonshine stash and drink self to sleep.[/quote] :o :o ;D ;D
BADSANTA Posted January 11, 2012 Author Report Posted January 11, 2012 10. Call back to Silsbee to apologize for animal soil left in parking lot.
bullets13 Posted January 11, 2012 Report Posted January 11, 2012 HJ fans might also want to get their vaccinations updated before they head out that way.
BADSANTA Posted January 11, 2012 Author Report Posted January 11, 2012 Don't want to get us Tiger fans sick
TeamJagUS Posted January 11, 2012 Report Posted January 11, 2012 you forgot squaredance celebration after HJ victory....
hawkfan2008 Posted January 11, 2012 Report Posted January 11, 2012 Things Silsbee Fan Must Do Before Going to the Game Friday1. Polish the 20's on the 1986 Cutlass2. Go to barber shop and get a tight fade3. Make sure baby's momma is str84. Get good draws so everybody can see em when you be saggin5. Stop at store and get $5 worff o gas on pump fo6. Get a pack of Newports and a 40 of O.E.7. Go to corner store and pick u a fresh white tee.
FanintheStands Posted January 11, 2012 Report Posted January 11, 2012 [quote name="hawkfan2008" post="1158229" timestamp="1326316948"]Things Silsbee Fan Must Do Before Going to the Game Friday1. Polish the 20's on the 1986 Cutlass2. Go to barber shop and get a tight fade3. Make sure baby's momma is str84. Get good draws so everybody can see em when you be saggin5. Stop at store and get $5 worff o gas on pump fo6. Get a pack of Newports and a 40 of O.E.7. Go to corner store and pick u a fresh white tee.[/quote]Be careful, brother. It looks like you are skating on thin ice. I'm referring to both of your supposedly funny posts.
PoppaBearstarr Posted January 11, 2012 Report Posted January 11, 2012 I have to say Badsanta, that, that right their is funny, I don't care who you are. Any body who doesn't like fig preserves is craaaaazy. lol ;)
BADSANTA Posted January 11, 2012 Author Report Posted January 11, 2012 [quote name="hawkfan2008" post="1158229" timestamp="1326316948"]Things Silsbee Fan Must Do Before Going to the Game FridayPlaya don't be made at us because we like our rims and take care of our child's mother. You know your from HJ if your grandmother is under 30 years old BOOM!!! 1. Polish the 20's on the 1986 Cutlass2. Go to barber shop and get a tight fade3. Make sure baby's momma is str84. Get good draws so everybody can see em when you be saggin5. Stop at store and get $5 worff o gas on pump fo6. Get a pack of Newports and a 40 of O.E.7. Go to corner store and pick u a fresh white tee.[/quote]
BADSANTA Posted January 11, 2012 Author Report Posted January 11, 2012 11. Ensure Hawkfan2008 has enough junior college credits to get a job at Snappys.
Guest tigersvoice Posted January 11, 2012 Report Posted January 11, 2012 [quote name="BADSANTA" post="1158271" timestamp="1326320666"][quote author=hawkfan2008 link=topic=94111.msg1158229#msg1158229 date=1326316948]Things Silsbee Fan Must Do Before Going to the Game FridayPlaya don't be made at us because we like our rims and take care of our child's mother. You know your from HJ if your grandmother is under 30 years old BOOM!!! 1. Polish the 20's on the 1986 Cutlass2. Go to barber shop and get a tight fade3. Make sure baby's momma is str84. Get good draws so everybody can see em when you be saggin5. Stop at store and get $5 worff o gas on pump fo6. Get a pack of Newports and a 40 of O.E.7. Go to corner store and pick u a fresh white tee.[/quote]Really, is any of this supposed to be funny?
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