Things HJ Fan Must Do Before Coming To Silsbee

[BADSANTA]

1. Bring Hogs in the house so they don't freeze
2. Cut down 3 trees for fire place and cooking
3. Feed Horses well before the haul the Silsbee
3.1 Stop at Chevron to invest in a can of snuff
4. Arrive at Tiger Den dressed in flannel jacket, shorts, and boots
5. Become heated after they find out there  is no valet parking for animals
6. Become even more heated when they realize you can't  trade eggs and fig preserves for game tickets.
7. Leave campus arrive at Dairy Queen only to find out they have the same policy.
7.1 Place order for a SnuffleUpagus burger with cheese
8. Arrive home remove false teeth
9. Dig out Moonshine stash and drink self to sleep.

[UncleDrew]

Did you come up with this all by yourself??

[FanintheStands]

[quote name="FlexD33" post="1158174" timestamp="1326314061"]
Did you come up with this all by yourself??
[/quote]Do you really think BadSanta can remain focused long enough to come up with this list all by himself?!?!

[BADSANTA]

Dude this is all in fun.

[CATMAN]

Some said he was Bipolar

[BADSANTA]

[quote name="CATMAN" post="1158184" timestamp="1326314627"]
Some said he was Bipolar
[/quote]

Do u agree? Thought we were on the same team?

[CATMAN]

[quote name="BADSANTA" post="1158185" timestamp="1326314677"]
[quote author=CATMAN link=topic=94111.msg1158184#msg1158184 date=1326314627]
Some said he was Bipolar
[/quote]

Do u agree? Thought we were on the same team?
[/quote] Yes that is some funny stuff B.S. Did u leave anything out.

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="BADSANTA" post="1158168" timestamp="1326313754"]
1. Bring Hogs in the house so they don't freeze
2. Cut down 3 trees for fire place and cooking
3. Feed Horses well before the haul the Silsbee
3.1 Stop at Chevron to invest in a can of snuff
4. Arrive at Tiger Den dressed in flannel jacket, shorts, and boots
5. Become heated after they find out there  is no valet parking for animals
6. Become even more heated when they realize you can't  trade eggs and fig preserves for game tickets.
7. Leave campus arrive at Dairy Queen only to find out they have the same policy.
8. Arrive home remove false teeth
9. Dig out Moonshine stash and drink self to sleep.
[/quote] :o :o  ;D ;D

[BADSANTA]

10. Call back to Silsbee to apologize for animal soil left in parking lot.

[bullets13]

HJ fans might also want to get their vaccinations updated before they head out that way.

[BADSANTA]

Don't want to get us Tiger fans sick

[TeamJagUS]

you forgot squaredance celebration after HJ victory....

[hawkfan2008]

Things Silsbee Fan Must Do Before Going to the Game Friday

1.  Polish the 20's on the 1986 Cutlass
2.  Go to barber shop and get a tight fade
3.  Make sure baby's momma is str8
4.  Get good draws so everybody can see em when you be saggin
5.  Stop at store and get $5 worff o gas on pump fo
6.  Get a pack of Newports and a 40 of O.E.
7.  Go to corner store and pick u a fresh white tee.

[FanintheStands]

[quote name="hawkfan2008" post="1158229" timestamp="1326316948"]
Things Silsbee Fan Must Do Before Going to the Game Friday

1.  Polish the 20's on the 1986 Cutlass
2.  Go to barber shop and get a tight fade
3.  Make sure baby's momma is str8
4.  Get good draws so everybody can see em when you be saggin
5.  Stop at store and get $5 worff o gas on pump fo
6.  Get a pack of Newports and a 40 of O.E.
7.  Go to corner store and pick u a fresh white tee.
[/quote]Be careful, brother.  It looks like you are skating on thin ice.  I'm referring to both of your supposedly funny posts.

[PoppaBearstarr]

I have to say Badsanta, that, that right their is funny, I don't care who you are. Any body who doesn't like fig preserves is craaaaazy. lol  ;)

[BADSANTA]

[quote name="hawkfan2008" post="1158229" timestamp="1326316948"]
Things Silsbee Fan Must Do Before Going to the Game Friday



Playa don't be made at us because we like our rims and take care of our child's mother. You know your from HJ if your grandmother is under 30 years old BOOM!!!







1.  Polish the 20's on the 1986 Cutlass
2.  Go to barber shop and get a tight fade
3.  Make sure baby's momma is str8
4.  Get good draws so everybody can see em when you be saggin
5.  Stop at store and get $5 worff o gas on pump fo
6.  Get a pack of Newports and a 40 of O.E.
7.  Go to corner store and pick u a fresh white tee.
[/quote]

[BADSANTA]

11. Ensure Hawkfan2008 has enough junior college credits to get a job at
Snappys.

[Guest tigersvoice]

[quote name="BADSANTA" post="1158271" timestamp="1326320666"]
[quote author=hawkfan2008 link=topic=94111.msg1158229#msg1158229 date=1326316948]
Things Silsbee Fan Must Do Before Going to the Game Friday



Playa don't be made at us because we like our rims and take care of our child's mother. You know your from HJ if your grandmother is under 30 years old BOOM!!!







1.  Polish the 20's on the 1986 Cutlass
2.  Go to barber shop and get a tight fade
3.  Make sure baby's momma is str8
4.  Get good draws so everybody can see em when you be saggin
5.  Stop at store and get $5 worff o gas on pump fo
6.  Get a pack of Newports and a 40 of O.E.
7.  Go to corner store and pick u a fresh white tee.
[/quote]
Really, is any of this supposed to be funny?