BADSANTA Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 1. Sheep, Goats, and Chickens will be included in the house hold census report for 2012. Sour Lake will move to 5A with those numbers. 2. Circle A Grocery will run a immediate special on Hogg head cheese3. Myself and Tigervoice will dress up as Mel Gibson and Danny Glover and patrol the mean streets of 105 . 4. Sour Lake Motor Co. will run a weekend special for bartering. The exchange of snow peas, grapes, okra, and ginger root will be included in the negotiations of new and pre owned vehicles. 5. No school on Monday or Tuesday 6. There will be a "Real Wives of Sour Lake" series coming 7. Pee Wee's play house will become the official theme song for the HJ band. 8. There will be more an one ATM made available for the good folk of Sour Lake. 9. Sour Lake will change there name to "Finally beat Silsbee" 10. Deer hunting season will be extended by one month! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanintheStands Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Funny!In Pinewood, there will be such celebration that someone will accidentally knock over that #(@(+$# Stop Sign. In the spirit of celebration, the cops will NOT put the Stop Sign back up!This is going to be great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoppaBearstarr Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 One minute I think your funny and the other I realize that you are failing miserably...blah, blah, blah all you want. Talk is cheap...just because silsbee ran out of hog head cheese a week ago doesnt mean HJ knows about it....As far as exchanging livestock for vehicles...Silsbee is the car trading Capitol of SE Texas ...you must be speaking from experience..you do remind me of a used car salesman.... Or women ... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMTSoulja1 Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Hillarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADSANTA Posted January 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 [quote name="PoppaBearstarr" post="1158978" timestamp="1326432950"]One minute I think your funny and the other I realize that you are failing miserably...blah, blah, blah all you want. Talk is cheap...just because silsbee ran out of hog head cheese a week ago doesnt mean HJ knows about it....As far as exchanging livestock for vehicles...Silsbee is the car trading Capitol of SE Texas ...you must be speaking from experience..you do remind me of a used car salesman.... Or women ... :)[/quote]Look man don't be mad at me! I don't create news I just report it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castor27 Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 [quote name="FanintheStands" post="1158923" timestamp="1326421528"]Funny!In Pinewood, there will be such celebration that someone will accidentally knock over that #(@(+$# Stop Sign. In the spirit of celebration, the cops will NOT put the Stop Sign back up!This is going to be great![/quote]There is a stop sign in Pinewood??? I've never seen it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDOVE3 Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Handkerchiefs ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenash Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 [quote name="BLUEDOVE3" post="1159057" timestamp="1326466867"]Handkerchiefs ![/quote]For crying? Or so you dont have to put your hands on anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDOVE3 Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 [quote name="stevenash" post="1159078" timestamp="1326468048"][quote author=BLUEDOVE3 link=topic=94170.msg1159057#msg1159057 date=1326466867]Handkerchiefs ![/quote]For crying? Or so you dont have to put your hands on anything?[/quote] I have plenty of hand sanitizing hand wipes already ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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