The legend of the Panther Jaguar and the Bear

[BMTSoulja1]

are we doing the poetry fest like we usually do to kick the season off?  If so, let's get it going already!

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

Weak Brooke has one lone fan still on here after the Deer Park debacle.  :D

[Eagle11]

Central, Ozen and West Brook
They will fight it out for the Beaumont Bowl
Out in Hull Daisetta
The ground sunk to make a big ol' hole

Mosquitos at September football games
Man they can make you itch
And Dayton it does not matter how many playoff games you won last year
You're still BH's b***h

[BMTSoulja1]

Creative, but a little more HR appropriate next time.

[Eagle11]

Sorry Soulja.....I will do better next time but it is tough to not use that coarse language when refering to our friends to the north.......kinda like being friendly with aggies, it can be done but dang it is tough

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="Eagle11" post="1248327" timestamp="1345584086"]
Sorry Soulja.....I will do better next time but it is tough to not use that coarse language when refering to our friends to the north.......kinda like being friendly with aggies, it can be done but dang it is tough
[/quote] 8)

[mytwocents-28]

What i'm wondering is when is saturday morning headlines are gonna come back.

[ThaGhost]

[quote name="mytwocents" post="1248401" timestamp="1345598582"]
What i'm wondering is when is saturday morning headlines are gonna come back.
[/quote]

DITTO!!!

[BrenhamFan]

Brenham is back from the shocking, upset loss to Ozen.
We looked a lot like Central during district play, lost and frozen.
West Brooks' lone fan lost all of his friends.
It's ok Beaumont,  let the season begin.

[BMTSoulja1]

Saturday Headlines comming soon.  Want to start them next week, however, if you guys get too restless, we'll start them asap.  ;)

[BMTSoulja1]

Jags come in with a little beef on their chest,
They've looked at the news articles now just sitting on the desk.
'West Brook, good, Ozen good, Jaguars, not so much',
Teams will rip and run them in the ground again, like playing Dutch.
But there is some new news from Jaguar land, one less 'Stooge',
in the spring game we saw it, a new attitude.
the Central QB, the passes looked clean and crisp,
the future looks good, the playoffs, we won't miss.
Memorial say 'this and that', however, the 3 headed monster is gone,
They'll say 'the Jags that we know are back, what took you so long'?
Up next will be the 'Brook'. Will they be good?  I don't know.
the thing for certain is they'll be hit hard, like stepping on a toe.
The team from the 'Pear'?  I'll say this, '...by you chinny chin chin'.
This year won't be a repeat, trust.  We'll win by more than ten.
You'll see the hardship of life with no Trey Green,
The hopes of beating Central, yes, keep it as a dream.

[liltex]

Soooooooo ready headline news:Iguana Joe's @Ant Mound to introduce "new"special of the week-Mesquite smoked eaglette on the Barbie .Wear your macarina tutu/sombero and your special is free.For more chips/salsa raise the white flag & tell the waiter Chinga ;D ;D

[bh89-2]

Tweedle dumb and tweedle dee, bring those Dayton boys back to me

They parked a septic truck next to their field, which seems to match their 2012 feel

Now it's time to make them park their vans, after inviting them down to the Promise Land

After a short drive down South 146, the ditches are now full of toothless women and hicks

Pick-up bubba and marybell, you must know by now they don't belong on THE HILL

Go back to Dayton and put on some shoes, that is if you want to come watch your boys lose.

Now make no mistake, hicks from the North, this is Eagle land down here and that's no lie.

Not even the Great Jerry Stewart can recruit a horse to fly! 

[BMTSoulja1]

Bumpity bump.  8)

[bigd92]

Beaumont This and Beaumont that
You wont find a better opponent to smack
They aligator mouths with a hummingbird @#$
they mouths write checks that they @#$ cant cash
WB look weak and Central is a fraud
Stump has left but he was a fake Todd Dodge.
Central District champs somebody's on Booze
Soulja said himself that the coach is a Stooge.
Ozen made a run with that kid Trey Green
Success at Ozen has been seldom seen.
To all my Beaumont friends Ive kept it clean and respectful
But come the night u meet the Titans dont take the @#$ kicking Personal

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="bigd92" post="1248768" timestamp="1345663932"]
Beaumont This and Beaumont that
You wont find a better opponent to smack
They aligator mouths with a hummingbird @#$
they mouths write checks that they @#$ cant cash
WB look weak and Central is a fraud
Stump has left but he was a fake Todd Dodge.
Central District champs somebody's on Booze
Soulja said himself that the coach is a Stooge.
Ozen made a run with that kid Trey Green
Success at Ozen has been seldom seen.
To all my Beaumont friends Ive kept it clean and respectful
But come the night u meet the Titans dont take the @#$ kicking Personal
[/quote]Ha haaaaaa!  ;D ;D  It's on now!!!!

[BrenhamFan]

[quote name="bigd92" post="1248768" timestamp="1345663932"]
Beaumont This and Beaumont that
You wont find a better opponent to smack
They aligator mouths with a hummingbird @#$
they mouths write checks that they @#$ cant cash
WB look weak and Central is a fraud
Stump has left but he was a fake Todd Dodge.
Central District champs somebody's on Booze
Soulja said himself that the coach is a Stooge.
Ozen made a run with that kid Trey Green
Success at Ozen has been seldom seen.
To all my Beaumont friends Ive kept it clean and respectful
But come the night u meet the Titans dont take the @#$ kicking Personal
[/quote]

^ Now this is some fire!
;)

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

[quote name="bigd92" post="1248768" timestamp="1345663932"]
Beaumont This and Beaumont that
You wont find a better opponent to smack
They aligator mouths with a hummingbird @#$
they mouths write checks that they @#$ cant cash
WB look weak and Central is a fraud
Stump has left but he was a fake Todd Dodge.
Central District champs somebody's on Booze
Soulja said himself that the coach is a Stooge.
Ozen made a run with that kid Trey Green
Success at Ozen has been seldom seen.
To all my Beaumont friends Ive kept it clean and respectful
But come the night u meet the Titans dont take the @#$ kicking Personal
[/quote]this!! ^^^^^ :D

[PN-G bamatex]

[quote name="bigd92" post="1248768" timestamp="1345663932"]
Beaumont This and Beaumont that
You wont find a better opponent to smack
They aligator mouths with a hummingbird @#$
they mouths write checks that they @#$ cant cash
WB look weak and Central is a fraud
Stump has left but he was a fake Todd Dodge.
Central District champs somebody's on Booze
Soulja said himself that the coach is a Stooge.
Ozen made a run with that kid Trey Green
Success at Ozen has been seldom seen.
To all my Beaumont friends Ive kept it clean and respectful
But come the night u meet the Titans dont take the @#$ kicking Personal
[/quote]

;D

[BrenhamFan]

[quote name="Mr. Buddy Garrity" post="1248895" timestamp="1345675793"]
[quote author=bigd92 link=topic=101876.msg1248768#msg1248768 date=1345663932]
Beaumont This and Beaumont that
You wont find a better opponent to smack
They aligator mouths with a hummingbird @#$
they mouths write checks that they @#$ cant cash
WB look weak and Central is a fraud
Stump has left but he was a fake Todd Dodge.
Central District champs somebody's on Booze
Soulja said himself that the coach is a Stooge.
Ozen made a run with that kid Trey Green
Success at Ozen has been seldom seen.
To all my Beaumont friends Ive kept it clean and respectful
But come the night u meet the Titans dont take the @#$ kicking Personal
[/quote]this!! ^^^^^ :D
[/quote]

Drop in an instrsmental, and im sure UGK would've been proud!  Good stuff there.

[liltex]

Call a ambulance that gave me pendicitus,got cope all over my screen ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[BMTSoulja1]

bump

[bigd92]

Title : Its Smoke Baby

Over the Hill we go now were tired and weary
On their post they blow smoke but
we see through it clearly.
They take offense and react like a time release pill
In their minds "HOW CAN ANYONE BEAT BARBERS HILL"
The Hill is all that plus the special suace they even
have a smoking baby to top it all off.
They came through in droves and talked alot of crap
The first round 2011 silienced all that.
There wasnt a post or a thread noooo -where around
So I checked the Hospital and bridges and there they were found.
In two tousand twelve they will come back
In full force I tell you with Victorios Rants...
Of We will do this and yall cant stop that
Will dominate the board I promise you that.
I say this in fun and sarcastic appeal
with the hopes some team beating the brakes off  Barbies Hil.

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="bigd92" post="1249264" timestamp="1345741869"]
Title : Its Smoke Baby

Over the Hill we go now were tired and weary
On their post they blow smoke but
we see through it clearly.
They take offense and react like a time release pill
In their minds "HOW CAN ANYONE BEAT BARBERS HILL"
The Hill is all that plus the special suace they even
have a smoking baby to top it all off.
They came through in droves and talked alot of crap
The first round 2011 silienced all that.
There wasnt a post or a thread noooo -where around
So I checked the Hospital and bridges and there they were found.
In two tousand twelve they will come back
In full force I tell you with Victorios Rants...
Of We will do this and yall cant stop that
Will dominate the board I promise you that.
I say this in fun and sarcastic appeal
with the hopes some team beating the brakes off  Barbies Hil.
[/quote] snap snap.  ;D

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

[quote name="bigd92" post="1249264" timestamp="1345741869"]
Title : Its Smoke Baby

Over the Hill we go now were tired and weary
On their post they blow smoke but
we see through it clearly.
They take offense and react like a time release pill
In their minds "HOW CAN ANYONE BEAT BARBERS HILL"
The Hill is all that plus the special suace they even
have a smoking baby to top it all off.
They came through in droves and talked alot of crap
The first round 2011 silienced all that.
There wasnt a post or a thread noooo -where around
So I checked the Hospital and bridges and there they were found.
In two tousand twelve they will come back
In full force I tell you with Victorios Rants...
Of We will do this and yall cant stop that
Will dominate the board I promise you that.
I say this in fun and sarcastic appeal
with the hopes some team beating the brakes off  Barbies Hil.
[/quote]my jaws hurt from laughter. LOL  :D :D