19-4A Pre-Season Poems - Stolen Idea from Solja-thanks

[bh89-2]

Kick it off:

Tweedle dumb and tweedle dee, bring those Dayton boys back to me

They parked a septic truck next to their field, which seems to match their 2012 feel

Now it's time to make them park their vans, after inviting them down to the Promise Land

After a short drive down South 146, the ditches are now full of toothless women and hicks

Pick-up bubba and marybell, you must know by now they don't belong on THE HILL

Go back to Dayton and put on some shoes, that is if you want to come watch your boys lose.

Now make no mistake, hicks from the North, this is Eagle land down here and that's no lie.

Not even the Great Jerry Stewart can recruit a horse to fly! 

[BMTSoulja1]

Actually, it wasn't me that originally created the idea.  It was a West Brook fan.  But thanks anyway.  BTW, good stuff!  8)

[EAGLE07]

Somebody's got waaaayyyyy toooooo much time on their hands.  ;)

[bh89-2]

[quote name="EAGLE07" post="1248575" timestamp="1345644470"]
Somebody's got waaaayyyyy toooooo much time on their hands.  ;)
[/quote]

Can't fish when the wind is blowing.  ;D

[EAGLE07]

[quote name="Smoking Baby" post="1248624" timestamp="1345650104"]
[quote author=EAGLE07 link=topic=101889.msg1248575#msg1248575 date=1345644470]
Somebody's got waaaayyyyy toooooo much time on their hands.  ;)
[/quote]

Can't fish when the wind is blowing.  ;D
[/quote]

I hear ya.  ;D

[TradinUp BH]

Give me the pen Smoking Baby! Let me keep it trill on the Hill.... ;D

Hey, hey, hey let me tell you something 19-4a. There's this team from "The Hill", and we are the real deal.
We knock teams on their back, with our powerful ground attack
Our D will knock your teeth out, but don't be hatin walking around like a hillbilly from Dayton.
Watch as we invade Humble, and see how the Wildcats crumble.
The rich school named KP won't even be able to score 3 on our top rated D.
There's the school by the dump that wants respect, but nobody's heard of their D1 prospect.
Crosby has the twins, but that won't equal to very many wins.
King should just play dice because your not going to win with a coach named Price.
New Caney and Porter, I really don't think they've played football there since President Carter.

I know my peom gave ya'll a thrill, but the trophy is staying on "The Hill"!!! ;D 8)

[the_dude_abides]

An Eagle Limerick anyone?????

I once met a girl from the hill,
she assured me her bosoms were real.
So I took a test run,
down those mountains of fun,
and that's how I made smoking baby.

[Guest octfeb]

[quote name="TradinUp BH" post="1248657" timestamp="1345653545"]
Give me the pen Smoking Baby! Let me keep it trill on the Hill.... ;D

Hey, hey, hey let me tell you something 19-4a. There's this team from "The Hill", and we are the real deal.
We knock teams on their back, with our powerful ground attack
Our D will knock your teeth out, but don't be hatin walking around like a hillbilly from Dayton.
Watch as we invade Humble, and see how the Wildcats crumble.
The rich school named KP won't even be able to score 3 on our top rated D.
There's the school by the dump that wants respect, but nobody's heard of their D1 prospect.
Crosby has the twins, but that won't equal to very many wins.
[b]King should just play dice because your not going to win with a coach named Price.[/b]
New Caney and Porter, I really don't think they've played football there since President Carter.

I know my peom gave ya'll a thrill, but the trophy is staying on "The Hill"!!! ;D 8)
[/quote]"Panthers first scrimmage under a new coach, a success C.E King 4 tds, to Tomball 1 td." Quote from someone at King...

[liltex]

Ain't that where the former Angleton coach went(Tomball) that last coached the team that jumped out on Brenham in 09 8)

[mikehoncho]

A 19-4a haiku

barbers hill is a dump
luck was on your side in '11
Dayton's b****, again you'll be

[Eagle11]

[quote name="mikehoncho" post="1248742" timestamp="1345661595"]
A 19-4a haiku

barbers hill is a dump
luck was on your side in '11
Dayton's b****, again you'll be
[/quote]
There once was a guy from Dayton
He didn't care who he was matin'
Web feet or four eyes
Defects were no surprise
but he was just glad he wasn't from Nantucket

[mikehoncho]

[quote name="Eagle11" post="1248750" timestamp="1345662435"]
[quote author=mikehoncho link=topic=101889.msg1248742#msg1248742 date=1345661595]
A 19-4a haiku

barbers hill is a dump
luck was on your side in '11
Dayton's b****, again you'll be
[/quote]
There once was a guy from Dayton
He didn't care who he was matin'
Web feet or four eyes
Defects were no surprise
but he was just glad he wasn't from Nantucket
[/quote]

Depending on the amount of alcohol...this may be true

[TradinUp BH]

[quote name="octfeb" post="1248695" timestamp="1345657254"]
[quote author=TradinUp BH link=topic=101889.msg1248657#msg1248657 date=1345653545]
Give me the pen Smoking Baby! Let me keep it trill on the Hill.... ;D

Hey, hey, hey let me tell you something 19-4a. There's this team from "The Hill", and we are the real deal.
We knock teams on their back, with our powerful ground attack
Our D will knock your teeth out, but don't be hatin walking around like a hillbilly from Dayton.
Watch as we invade Humble, and see how the Wildcats crumble.
The rich school named KP won't even be able to score 3 on our top rated D.
There's the school by the dump that wants respect, but nobody's heard of their D1 prospect.
Crosby has the twins, but that won't equal to very many wins.
[b]King should just play dice because your not going to win with a coach named Price.[/b]
New Caney and Porter, I really don't think they've played football there since President Carter.

I know my peom gave ya'll a thrill, but the trophy is staying on "The Hill"!!! ;D 8)
[/quote]"Panthers first scrimmage under a new coach, a success C.E King 4 tds, to Tomball 1 td." Quote from someone at King...
[/quote]
Tombal is now divided into two schools, Memorial and Tomball. Don't much stock in that one.

[BHFAN]

It’s that time of year again
When Dayton thinks they will win
As I still here with a grin
I know they will not win
So as they chant about winning state
You can almost see the closing gate
The gate that is Barbers Hill
The Eagles at here to seal their fate
The Broncos may win a playoff game or two
But after 10/26 all you will hear is BooHOO
They hate BH because they think were rich
But it is really because they are BH’s B#$%H
So chant and high five and enjoy the smack
Because BH will soon be putting you on your back
Don’t worry though it will be over and then comes spring
Where BH will still be beating you in EVERYTHING

[bh89-2]

[quote name="mikehoncho" post="1248751" timestamp="1345662736"]
[quote author=Eagle11 link=topic=101889.msg1248750#msg1248750 date=1345662435]
[quote author=mikehoncho link=topic=101889.msg1248742#msg1248742 date=1345661595]
A 19-4a haiku

barbers hill is a dump
luck was on your side in '11
Dayton's b****, again you'll be
[/quote]
There once was a guy from Dayton
He didn't care who he was matin'
Web feet or four eyes
Defects were no surprise
but he was just glad he wasn't from Nantucket
[/quote]

Depending on the amount of alcohol...this may be true
[/quote]

Exactly what I was thinking......... ;D ;D ;D

[mikehoncho]

[quote name="Smoking Baby" post="1248841" timestamp="1345669847"]
[quote author=mikehoncho link=topic=101889.msg1248751#msg1248751 date=1345662736]
[quote author=Eagle11 link=topic=101889.msg1248750#msg1248750 date=1345662435]
[quote author=mikehoncho link=topic=101889.msg1248742#msg1248742 date=1345661595]
A 19-4a haiku

barbers hill is a dump
luck was on your side in '11
Dayton's b****, again you'll be
[/quote]
There once was a guy from Dayton
He didn't care who he was matin'
Web feet or four eyes
Defects were no surprise
but he was just glad he wasn't from Nantucket
[/quote]

Depending on the amount of alcohol...this may be true
[/quote]

Exactly what I was thinking......... ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]

Don't act like bh isn't the same way...I dated some of your girls and ran w/ some of your guys in hs...equal opportunity, I like to call it

;)

[mikehoncho]

[quote name="BHFAN" post="1248831" timestamp="1345669065"]
It’s that time of year again
When Dayton thinks they will win
As I still here with a grin
I know they will not win
So as they chant about winning state
You can almost see the closing gate
The gate that is Barbers Hill
The Eagles at here to seal their fate
The Broncos may win a playoff game or two
But after 10/26 all you will hear is BooHOO
They hate BH because they think were rich
But it is really because they are BH’s B#$%H
So chant and high five and enjoy the smack
Because BH will soon be putting you on your back
Don’t worry though it will be over and then comes spring
Where BH will still be beating you in EVERYTHING
[/quote]

always remember, as you're at home licking your wounds...'11 was a good year, but the 'Broncs are back on top in '12

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[BrenhamFan]

The BH women looked pretty good to me!  Got to check them out when we played them in baseball.  ;D

[bh89-2]

[quote name="mikehoncho" post="1248843" timestamp="1345670047"]
[quote author=Smoking Baby link=topic=101889.msg1248841#msg1248841 date=1345669847]
[quote author=mikehoncho link=topic=101889.msg1248751#msg1248751 date=1345662736]
[quote author=Eagle11 link=topic=101889.msg1248750#msg1248750 date=1345662435]
[quote author=mikehoncho link=topic=101889.msg1248742#msg1248742 date=1345661595]
A 19-4a haiku

barbers hill is a dump
luck was on your side in '11
Dayton's b****, again you'll be
[/quote]
There once was a guy from Dayton
He didn't care who he was matin'
Web feet or four eyes
Defects were no surprise
but he was just glad he wasn't from Nantucket
[/quote]

Depending on the amount of alcohol...this may be true
[/quote]

Exactly what I was thinking......... ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]

Don't act like bh isn't the same way...I dated some of your girls and ran w/ some of your guys in hs...equal opportunity, I like to call it

;)
[/quote]

Was my point exactly......... only difference is we used to steal your women from the feed store or the horse sale in Huffman and you got our's from a shopping mall.  Nuttin like a good snuff dippin women in cut-offs...... ;D  Now where is your poem? 

[mikehoncho]

[quote name="Smoking Baby" post="1249055" timestamp="1345719490"]
[quote author=mikehoncho link=topic=101889.msg1248843#msg1248843 date=1345670047]
[quote author=Smoking Baby link=topic=101889.msg1248841#msg1248841 date=1345669847]
[quote author=mikehoncho link=topic=101889.msg1248751#msg1248751 date=1345662736]
[quote author=Eagle11 link=topic=101889.msg1248750#msg1248750 date=1345662435]
[quote author=mikehoncho link=topic=101889.msg1248742#msg1248742 date=1345661595]
A 19-4a haiku

barbers hill is a dump
luck was on your side in '11
Dayton's b****, again you'll be
[/quote]
There once was a guy from Dayton
He didn't care who he was matin'
Web feet or four eyes
Defects were no surprise
but he was just glad he wasn't from Nantucket
[/quote]

Depending on the amount of alcohol...this may be true
[/quote]

Exactly what I was thinking......... ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]

Don't act like bh isn't the same way...I dated some of your girls and ran w/ some of your guys in hs...equal opportunity, I like to call it

;)
[/quote]

Was my point exactly......... only difference is we used to steal your women from the feed store or the horse sale in Huffman and you got our's from a shopping mall.  Nuttin like a good snuff dippin women in cut-offs...... ;D  Now where is your poem?
[/quote]

I would be careful bragging about the San Jacinto mall, there money bags...it's basically a flea market with a Macy's

I prefer to hold with my haiku, not sure I can top it...it conveys my thoughts, perfectly:

A 19-4a haiku

barbers hill is a dump
luck was on your side in '11
Dayton's b****, again you'll be

[Jackthehammer]

As 20-4A starts a new year the Bulldogs will win there will be some tears
PN-G Indians have little fear they'll finish 2nd in Faircloths 4th year
Centrals name we will hear for they will be 3rd in this surprise year
Now is when the confusion is near as the next three struggle to appear
Vidor in 4th maybe this year the playoffs are close the pictures starting to clear
Ozen in 5th not what they wanna hear but a game or two and into the playoffs they will steer
In the 6th spot the battle of L's does appear Ill go with LC-M for the 2012 year.
Livingston is next close to the rear losing to much hurts in this new year
Lumberton fans hurt this 2012 year I wish them the best as they bring up the rear

A little something for our 20-4A folks ;)

[bigd92]

Title : Its Smoke Baby

Over the Hill we go now were tired and weary
On their post they blow smoke but
we see through it clearly.
They take offense and react like a time release pill
In their minds "HOW CAN ANYONE BEAT BARBERS HILL"
The Hill is all that plus the special suace they even
have a smoking baby to top it all off.
They came through in droves and talked alot of crap
The first round 2011 silienced all that.
There wasnt a post or a thread noooo -where around
So I checked the Hospital and bridges and there they were found.
In two tousand twelve they will come back
In full force I tell you with Victorios Rants...
Of We will do this and yall cant stop that
Will dominate the board I promise you that.
I say this in fun and sarcastic appeal
with the hopes some team beating the brakes off  Barbies Hil.

[bh89-2]

[quote name="Jackthehammer" post="1249174" timestamp="1345735663"]
As 20-4A starts a new year the Bulldogs will win there will be some tears
PN-G Indians have little fear they'll finish 2nd in Faircloths 4th year
Centrals name we will hear for they will be 3rd in this surprise year
Now is when the confusion is near as the next three struggle to appear
Vidor in 4th maybe this year the playoffs are close the pictures starting to clear
Ozen in 5th not what they wanna hear but a game or two and into the playoffs they will steer
In the 6th spot the battle of L's does appear Ill go with LC-M for the 2012 year.
Livingston is next close to the rear losing to much hurts in this new year
Lumberton fans hurt this 2012 year I wish them the best as they bring up the rear

A little something for our 20-4A folks ;)
[/quote]

Better drive a nail in that Nederland coffin, they gonna need it.