Saturday Headlines 2012 Kickoff Edition

[BMTSoulja1]

With lil' Tex in mind,
Let's do the darn thing!

[bronco1]

[size=14pt][u][b]Barbers Hill Forfeits Season Opener[/b][/u][/size]
[i]Players distraught over the change in jersey style.[/i]

[liltex]

Flea mkt vendors line Eagle dr w/Mexican team apparrel.Ant mound alumni spotted out in force lookin for recruit soccer kicker.Hotels,motels,notels w/no vacancy as the UNL Tigres did not disappoint the 6K sombrero wearing fans.Tigres water boy scores 3 times in the final frame for a lopsided 66 to 0 win.News interview following:Coach,what ya got to say?Chinga we got our buttocks handed to us And it stinks,and that's all I got to sayyyy bout thatttt ;D

[Jackthehammer]

Central Jaguars shock only the Memorial Titans fans as they take the game and send a pickup truck load of BBQ'd crow to Port Arthur for consumption.



Nederland Bulldogs hang there first hide on the wall of many this season. The Nederland booster club is asking for donations to help with the cost of the taxidermy bill as it is expected to grow very high this season.


The Vidor Pirates lose for the first time this season to Indians but it want be the last time they lose to Indians


Dayton wins its season opener sending a message to Barbers Hill about who is atop the district.

BH plays someone just not sure who it is

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="Jackthehammer" post="1248576" timestamp="1345644497"]
Central Jaguars shock only the Memorial Titans fans as they take the game and send a pickup truck load of BBQ'd crow to Port Arthur for consumption.



Nederland Bulldogs hang there first hide on the wall of many this season. The Nederland booster club is asking for donations to help with the cost of the taxidermy bill as it is expected to grow very high this season.


The Vidor Pirates lose for the first time this season to Indians but it want be the last time they lose to Indians


Dayton wins its season opener sending a message to Barbers Hill about who is atop the district.

BH plays someone just not sure who it is
[/quote]I love it!!!  ;D

[Guest KHS 89]

Barbers Hill proficient in Spanish, yet lose season opener to Tigres Juvenil Nuevo Leon

[rykerx144]

BH newly scheduled scrimmage of Nuevo Leon forces 4 local Home Depots to close early.

[rykerx144]

Dayton fertility clinics reports increased production after replacing mens magazines with local FG kicking stats.

[Eagle11]

[quote name="rykerx144" post="1248673" timestamp="1345655507"]
Dayton fertility clinics reports increased production after replacing mens magazines with local FG kicking stats.
[/quote]
That is funny there........I have never seen a groups infatuation with a kicker like this since aTm fans love affair with Tony Franklin

[BBfan061]

KOUNTZE HANGS 40 ON SHEPHERD...  DOES THE PLAYOFF DROUGHT END THIS YEAR?

[Eagle11]

[quote name="KingJames123" post="1248678" timestamp="1345656118"]
KOUNTZE HANGS 40 ON SHEPHERD...  DOES THE PLAYOFF DROUGHT END THIS YEAR?
[/quote]
I talked to some friends at West Hardin....they said Kountze looked real good in scrimmage. I hope they have it turned around

[liltex]

The Carranco bros(3)have kicked for more pts than Ant Mound has scored in 2 1/2 yrs.Get ready another on the way ;D ;D

[Eagle11]

[quote name="liltex" post="1248686" timestamp="1345656722"]
The Carranco bros(3)have kicked for more pts than Ant Mound has scored in 2 1/2 yrs.Get ready another on the way ;D ;D
[/quote]
I hope they have to kick field goals all year........and not extra points......lol

[Trocket]

[quote name="liltex" post="1248556" timestamp="1345642298"]
Flea mkt vendors line Eagle dr w/Mexican team apparrel.Ant mound alumni spotted out in force lookin for recruit soccer kicker.Hotels,motels,notels w/no vacancy as the UNL Tigres did not disappoint the 6K sombrero wearing fans.Tigres water boy scores 3 times in the final frame for a lopsided 66 to 0 win.News interview following:Coach,what ya got to say?Chinga we got our buttocks handed to us And it stinks,and that's all I got to sayyyy bout thatttt ;D
[/quote] ;D ;D ;D :'( :'( ;D ;D ;D :'( :'( :'(

[liltex]

As Carranco very soon passes Jabo Leonard the great 1 I'll keep tellin the story ;D

[liltex]

2010 Carranco pats 8 pts & BH score 0 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[BHFAN]

Breaking news! ...... Dayton still sucks, but they have a kicker........end report........

[SCDAWGS]

[b]"Summer Creek brings swag to 19-4A"[/b]

[Guest octfeb]

[quote name="SCDAWGS" post="1248702" timestamp="1345657792"]
[b]"Summer Creek brings swag to 19-4A"[/b]
[/quote]
1.  swag
"Secretly. We. Are. Gay."
just so you know what people mean when they tlk about their "swag"  :o :D

[Eagle11]

[quote name="SCDAWGS" post="1248702" timestamp="1345657792"]
[b]"Summer Creek brings swag to 19-4A"[/b]
[/quote]
[b]"Summer [s]Creek[/s] Eve brings [s]swag[/s] fresh scent to 19-4A"[/b]

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="Eagle11" post="1248713" timestamp="1345658583"]
[quote author=SCDAWGS link=topic=101891.msg1248702#msg1248702 date=1345657792]
[b]"Summer Creek brings swag to 19-4A"[/b]
[/quote]
[b]"Summer [s]Creek[/s] Eve brings [s]swag[/s] fresh scent to 19-4A"[/b]
[/quote] ;D ;D

[SCDAWGS]

[quote name="octfeb" post="1248710" timestamp="1345658377"]
[quote author=SCDAWGS link=topic=101891.msg1248702#msg1248702 date=1345657792]
[b]"Summer Creek brings swag to 19-4A"[/b]
[/quote]
1.  swag
"Secretly. We. Are. Gay."
just so you know what people mean when they tlk about their "swag"  :o :D
[/quote]
Thats Dayton for ya,,,where they still call swimming pools cement ponds.

[SCDAWGS]

[quote name="Eagle11" post="1248713" timestamp="1345658583"]
[quote author=SCDAWGS link=topic=101891.msg1248702#msg1248702 date=1345657792]
[b]"Summer Creek brings swag to 19-4A"[/b]
[/quote]
[b]"Summer [s]Creek[/s] Eve brings [s]swag[/s] fresh scent to 19-4A"[/b]
[/quote]
Nice one lol

[Guest KHS 89]

[quote name="Eagle11" post="1248713" timestamp="1345658583"]
[quote author=SCDAWGS link=topic=101891.msg1248702#msg1248702 date=1345657792]
[b]"Summer Creek brings swag to 19-4A"[/b]
[/quote]
[b]"Summer [s]Creek[/s] Eve brings [s]swag[/s] fresh scent to 19-4A"[/b]
[/quote]

;D ;D ;D ;)

[SCDAWGS]

I thought it was funny but the boys standing over my shoulder haven't cracked a smile ;)