the_dude_abides Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 A Bronco was drinking at Iguana Joe's when he got a call on his cell phone.He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Bronco baby boy weighing 25 pounds.Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks...like I said - my boy's a typical Bronco baby boy.." Two weeks later the man returns to the bar.. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that Bronco baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks .... so how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened?" "He was 25 pounds the day he was born." The father takes a slow swig, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised." GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE THIS WEEKEND.
oldman Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 Sounds like my life story. Same thing happened to me when I was born
Eagle11 Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 Smoking Baby walks into a bar in Dayton, orders a drink and says to the bartender " I wanna tell you a Dayton Bronco joke". The bartender says "Hold on a minute guy......you see that guy next to you? He is 6'1", weighs 225 and he is a Bronco fan. The guy next to him is 6'3" 255 and he is a Bronco fan. The guy at the end of the bar is 6'6" 280 and he is a Bronco fan......you SURE you still want to tell that joke?Smoking Baby says "oh heck no........I don't want to have to explain it 3 times"
bh89-2 Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name="the_dude_abides" post="1255786" timestamp="1346421775"]A Bronco was drinking at Iguana Joe's when he got a call on his cell phone.He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Bronco baby boy weighing 25 pounds.Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks...like I said - my boy's a typical Bronco baby boy.." Two weeks later the man returns to the bar.. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that Bronco baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks .... so how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened?" "He was 25 pounds the day he was born." The father takes a slow swig, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised." GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE THIS WEEKEND. [/quote]In the words of the great Paul Harvey, "and the rest of the story".....All the "broncos" were really mares....... ;)
TradinUp BH Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name="Smoking Baby" post="1255833" timestamp="1346424541"][quote author=the_dude_abides link=topic=102292.msg1255786#msg1255786 date=1346421775]A Bronco was drinking at Iguana Joe's when he got a call on his cell phone.He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Bronco baby boy weighing 25 pounds.Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks...like I said - my boy's a typical Bronco baby boy.." Two weeks later the man returns to the bar.. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that Bronco baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks .... so how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened?" "He was 25 pounds the day he was born." The father takes a slow swig, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised." GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE THIS WEEKEND. [/quote]In the words of the great Paul Harvey, "and the rest of the story".....All the "broncos" were really mares....... ;)[/quote]Really big Mares line dancing, but since the Bronco fans were drinking they looked like small mares.
bronco.football11 Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 I remember the year that Crosby beat Dayton and listening to all of their fans blow hot air. I don't hear much of that anymore from Crosby fans. You had your year, be happy. Don't add anymore heartache to the lives of your players than what they already have coming to them. Just some friendly advice.
Eagle11 Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name="bronco.football11" post="1255889" timestamp="1346427540"]I remember the year that Crosby beat Dayton and listening to all of their fans blow hot air. I don't hear much of that anymore from Crosby fans. You had your year, be happy. Don't add anymore heartache to the lives of your players than what they already have coming to them. Just some friendly advice.[/quote]Relax Francis.......it is just a little light hearted smack talk. It is kinda what this forum is all about
BHFAN Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name="bronco.football11" post="1255889" timestamp="1346427540"]I remember the year that Crosby beat Dayton and listening to all of their fans blow hot air. I don't hear much of that anymore from Crosby fans. You had your year, be happy. Don't add anymore heartache to the lives of your players than what they already have coming to them. Just some friendly advice.[/quote]We will just roll on and continue the Bronco beat downs though the other sports :)
TradinUp BH Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name="bronco.football11" post="1255889" timestamp="1346427540"]I remember the year that Crosby beat Dayton and listening to all of their fans blow hot air. I don't hear much of that anymore from Crosby fans. You had your year, be happy. Don't add anymore heartache to the lives of your players than what they already have coming to them. Just some friendly advice.[/quote]Just remember that our kids will be ya'lls kids bosses in the real world. ;D ;) Football doesn't last forever :o
dayton Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name="TradinUp BH" post="1255918" timestamp="1346428490"][quote author=bronco.football11 link=topic=102292.msg1255889#msg1255889 date=1346427540]I remember the year that Crosby beat Dayton and listening to all of their fans blow hot air. I don't hear much of that anymore from Crosby fans. You had your year, be happy. Don't add anymore heartache to the lives of your players than what they already have coming to them. Just some friendly advice.[/quote][b]Just remember that our kids will be ya'lls kids bosses in the real world. [/b] ;D ;) Football doesn't last forever :o[/quote]Holy crap! Was that in your new members brochure or something?!?! That's an old one for someone new to BH!
TradinUp BH Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name="dayton" post="1255924" timestamp="1346428717"][quote author=TradinUp BH link=topic=102292.msg1255918#msg1255918 date=1346428490][quote author=bronco.football11 link=topic=102292.msg1255889#msg1255889 date=1346427540]I remember the year that Crosby beat Dayton and listening to all of their fans blow hot air. I don't hear much of that anymore from Crosby fans. You had your year, be happy. Don't add anymore heartache to the lives of your players than what they already have coming to them. Just some friendly advice.[/quote][b]Just remember that our kids will be ya'lls kids bosses in the real world. [/b] ;D ;) Football doesn't last forever :o[/quote]Holy crap! Was that in your new members brochure or something?!?! That's an old one for someone new to BH![/quote]Stats don't lie and neither does one of the best educations you get get for your kid in a school district. Sorry for bursting your bubble, [b]now go clean the dishes![/b] ;D ;D ;)
dayton Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name="TradinUp BH" post="1255930" timestamp="1346428958"][quote author=dayton link=topic=102292.msg1255924#msg1255924 date=1346428717][quote author=TradinUp BH link=topic=102292.msg1255918#msg1255918 date=1346428490][quote author=bronco.football11 link=topic=102292.msg1255889#msg1255889 date=1346427540]I remember the year that Crosby beat Dayton and listening to all of their fans blow hot air. I don't hear much of that anymore from Crosby fans. You had your year, be happy. Don't add anymore heartache to the lives of your players than what they already have coming to them. Just some friendly advice.[/quote][b]Just remember that our kids will be ya'lls kids bosses in the real world. [/b] ;D ;) Football doesn't last forever :o[/quote]Holy crap! Was that in your new members brochure or something?!?! That's an old one for someone new to BH![/quote]Stats don't lie and neither does one of the best educations you get get for your kid in a school district. Sorry for bursting your bubble, [b][b][size=14pt]now go clean the dishes[/size][/b]![/b] ;D ;D ;)[/quote] ::)My wife must be from BH too!
TradinUp BH Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name="dayton" post="1255945" timestamp="1346429457"][quote author=TradinUp BH link=topic=102292.msg1255930#msg1255930 date=1346428958][quote author=dayton link=topic=102292.msg1255924#msg1255924 date=1346428717][quote author=TradinUp BH link=topic=102292.msg1255918#msg1255918 date=1346428490][quote author=bronco.football11 link=topic=102292.msg1255889#msg1255889 date=1346427540]I remember the year that Crosby beat Dayton and listening to all of their fans blow hot air. I don't hear much of that anymore from Crosby fans. You had your year, be happy. Don't add anymore heartache to the lives of your players than what they already have coming to them. Just some friendly advice.[/quote][b]Just remember that our kids will be ya'lls kids bosses in the real world. [/b] ;D ;) Football doesn't last forever :o[/quote]Holy crap! Was that in your new members brochure or something?!?! That's an old one for someone new to BH![/quote]Stats don't lie and neither does one of the best educations you get get for your kid in a school district. Sorry for bursting your bubble, [b][b]now go clean the dishes[/b]![/b] ;D ;D ;)[/quote] ::)My wife must be from BH too![/quote]lol just messing with you. It's all in fun. ;D
Guest UHCoog14 Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name="TradinUp BH" post="1255918" timestamp="1346428490"][quote author=bronco.football11 link=topic=102292.msg1255889#msg1255889 date=1346427540]I remember the year that Crosby beat Dayton and listening to all of their fans blow hot air. I don't hear much of that anymore from Crosby fans. You had your year, be happy. Don't add anymore heartache to the lives of your players than what they already have coming to them. Just some friendly advice.[/quote]Just remember that our kids will be ya'lls kids bosses in the real world. ;D ;) [size=14pt]Football doesn't last forever [/size] :o[/quote]At least not past 11 weeks on the Hill. ;)
TradinUp BH Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name="GCMPats" post="1255954" timestamp="1346429804"][quote author=TradinUp BH link=topic=102292.msg1255918#msg1255918 date=1346428490][quote author=bronco.football11 link=topic=102292.msg1255889#msg1255889 date=1346427540]I remember the year that Crosby beat Dayton and listening to all of their fans blow hot air. I don't hear much of that anymore from Crosby fans. You had your year, be happy. Don't add anymore heartache to the lives of your players than what they already have coming to them. Just some friendly advice.[/quote]Just remember that our kids will be ya'lls kids bosses in the real world. ;D ;) [size=14pt]Football doesn't last forever [/size] :o[/quote]At least not past 11 weeks on the Hill. ;)[/quote]No response...............I'm going to the baseball forum ;D
dayton Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name="TradinUp BH" post="1255950" timestamp="1346429698"]lol just messing with you. It's all in fun. ;D[/quote] 8)i know
bronco.football11 Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 Sorry, I couldn't get back to you quicker. I was in an executive meeting concerning plant expansion. I have two people above me in southeast Texas and neither one of them are from Mont Belvieu. Sorry to burst your bubble, you probably work for me. ;) ;) ;)[quote name="TradinUp BH" post="1255959" timestamp="1346430098"][quote author=GCMPats link=topic=102292.msg1255954#msg1255954 date=1346429804][quote author=TradinUp BH link=topic=102292.msg1255918#msg1255918 date=1346428490][quote author=bronco.football11 link=topic=102292.msg1255889#msg1255889 date=1346427540]I remember the year that Crosby beat Dayton and listening to all of their fans blow hot air. I don't hear much of that anymore from Crosby fans. You had your year, be happy. Don't add anymore heartache to the lives of your players than what they already have coming to them. Just some friendly advice.[/quote]Just remember that our kids will be ya'lls kids bosses in the real world. ;D ;) [size=14pt]Football doesn't last forever [/size] :o[/quote]At least not past 11 weeks on the Hill. ;)[/quote]No response...............I'm going to the baseball forum ;D[/quote]
Eagle11 Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name="bronco.football11" post="1255988" timestamp="1346431219"]Sorry, I couldn't get back to you quicker. I was in an executive meeting concerning plant expansion. I have two people above me in southeast Texas and neither one of them are from Mont Belvieu. Sorry to burst your bubble, you probably work for me. ;) ;) ;)[quote author=TradinUp BH link=topic=102292.msg1255959#msg1255959 date=1346430098][quote author=GCMPats link=topic=102292.msg1255954#msg1255954 date=1346429804][quote author=TradinUp BH link=topic=102292.msg1255918#msg1255918 date=1346428490][quote author=bronco.football11 link=topic=102292.msg1255889#msg1255889 date=1346427540]I remember the year that Crosby beat Dayton and listening to all of their fans blow hot air. I don't hear much of that anymore from Crosby fans. You had your year, be happy. Don't add anymore heartache to the lives of your players than what they already have coming to them. Just some friendly advice.[/quote]Just remember that our kids will be ya'lls kids bosses in the real world. ;D ;) [size=14pt]Football doesn't last forever [/size] :o[/quote]At least not past 11 weeks on the Hill. ;)[/quote]No response...............I'm going to the baseball forum ;D[/quote][/quote]Every once in awhile one of you guys breaks the mold.......lol. Is one from Ames and the other Daisetta?
bh89-2 Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 [quote name="bronco.football11" post="1255988" timestamp="1346431219"]Sorry, I couldn't get back to you quicker. I was in an executive meeting concerning plant expansion. I have two people above me in southeast Texas and neither one of them are from Mont Belvieu. Sorry to burst your bubble, you probably work for me. ;) ;) ;)[quote author=TradinUp BH link=topic=102292.msg1255959#msg1255959 date=1346430098][quote author=GCMPats link=topic=102292.msg1255954#msg1255954 date=1346429804][quote author=TradinUp BH link=topic=102292.msg1255918#msg1255918 date=1346428490][quote author=bronco.football11 link=topic=102292.msg1255889#msg1255889 date=1346427540]I remember the year that Crosby beat Dayton and listening to all of their fans blow hot air. I don't hear much of that anymore from Crosby fans. You had your year, be happy. Don't add anymore heartache to the lives of your players than what they already have coming to them. Just some friendly advice.[/quote]Just remember that our kids will be ya'lls kids bosses in the real world. ;D ;) [size=14pt]Football doesn't last forever [/size] :o[/quote]At least not past 11 weeks on the Hill. ;)[/quote]No response...............I'm going to the baseball forum ;D[/quote][/quote]SO Mr. Executive, what ya planting again? ;D ;D ;D
bronco.football11 Posted August 31, 2012 Report Posted August 31, 2012 A whole field of Whoop A** for the Hill... :o :o
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