godawggo Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 [quote name="PN-G bamakid" post="1283154" timestamp="1348760050"][quote author=NDNation link=topic=103750.msg1283140#msg1283140 date=1348759413][quote author=Smoking Baby link=topic=103750.msg1283136#msg1283136 date=1348759186]Vidor GazzetteNotice: All 10 visitor tickets have been sold to the Vidor Pirates vs. Nederland Poodles game. Vidor ISD did not anticipate 80% of the Nederland polulation being handicapped, therefore the game is going to be aired Friday night from PNG stadium for those with an ADA approved handicap. More than substantial space will be available on the PNG field for wheel chairs, crutches, bed pans, etc......., as PNG is visiting the power-house Lumberton. If interested, please submit by certified overnight mail, a "Vidor ISD Handicap Affidavit" form to the Vidor ISD Athletic Director. Submit your forms early, as PNG only has 4 handicap parking spots.Sincerely,Jean Laffite [/quote]Should have sent this one to the editor first...PN-G will be at home this week. Lumberton coming to us. So dont unload the wheelchairs.[/quote]Don't worry. We still won't need much room on the field and the game will be over early. ;D[/quote][quote author=incognito link=topic=103750.msg1283149#msg1283149 date=1348759738][quote author=Smoking Baby link=topic=103750.msg1283136#msg1283136 date=1348759186]Vidor GazzetteNotice: All 10 visitor tickets have been sold to the Vidor Pirates vs. Nederland Poodles game. Vidor ISD did not anticipate 80% of the Nederland polulation being handicapped, therefore the game is going to be aired Friday night from PNG stadium for those with an ADA approved handicap. More than substantial space will be available on the PNG field for wheel chairs, crutches, bed pans, etc......., as PNG is visiting the power-house Lumberton. If interested, please submit by certified overnight mail, a "Vidor ISD Handicap Affidavit" form to the Vidor ISD Athletic Director. Submit your forms early, as PNG only has 4 handicap parking spots.Sincerely,Jean Laffite [/quote]Were the heck to you come up with this stuff 8) +1 for originality... to funny.[/quote][quote author=godawggo link=topic=103750.msg1283152#msg1283152 date=1348760000][quote author=incognito link=topic=103750.msg1283149#msg1283149 date=1348759738][quote author=Smoking Baby link=topic=103750.msg1283136#msg1283136 date=1348759186]Vidor GazzetteNotice: All 10 visitor tickets have been sold to the Vidor Pirates vs. Nederland Poodles game. Vidor ISD did not anticipate 80% of the Nederland polulation being handicapped, therefore the game is going to be aired Friday night from PNG stadium for those with an ADA approved handicap. More than substantial space will be available on the PNG field for wheel chairs, crutches, bed pans, etc......., as PNG is visiting the power-house Lumberton. If interested, please submit by certified overnight mail, a "Vidor ISD Handicap Affidavit" form to the Vidor ISD Athletic Director. Submit your forms early, as PNG only has 4 handicap parking spots.Sincerely,Jean Laffite [/quote]Were the heck to you come up with this stuff 8) +1 for originality... to funny.[/quote]Except for the fact that he probably offended anyone on this sight that may be handicap!!![/quote][quote author=incognito link=topic=103750.msg1283158#msg1283158 date=1348760192][quote author=godawggo link=topic=103750.msg1283152#msg1283152 date=1348760000][quote author=incognito link=topic=103750.msg1283149#msg1283149 date=1348759738][quote author=Smoking Baby link=topic=103750.msg1283136#msg1283136 date=1348759186]Vidor GazzetteNotice: All 10 visitor tickets have been sold to the Vidor Pirates vs. Nederland Poodles game. Vidor ISD did not anticipate 80% of the Nederland polulation being handicapped, therefore the game is going to be aired Friday night from PNG stadium for those with an ADA approved handicap. More than substantial space will be available on the PNG field for wheel chairs, crutches, bed pans, etc......., as PNG is visiting the power-house Lumberton. If interested, please submit by certified overnight mail, a "Vidor ISD Handicap Affidavit" form to the Vidor ISD Athletic Director. Submit your forms early, as PNG only has 4 handicap parking spots.Sincerely,Jean Laffite [/quote]Were the heck to you come up with this stuff 8) +1 for originality... to funny.[/quote]Except for the fact that he probably offended anyone on this sight that may be handicap!!![/quote]Most handicapped folks I know are pretty thick skinned...and have a pretty good sense of humor. ;)[/quote]Most folks I know are not as ignorant as you and would post something like this and think it is funny!
Bigdog Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 [quote name="incognito" post="1283222" timestamp="1348763555"][quote author=bigdog link=topic=103750.msg1283166#msg1283166 date=1348760472]Mystery on the Neches !!Pirate ship found burning and adrift on the Neches river, when the Coast Guard boarded the ship they found mysterious bite marks all over the ship and an Old English "N" carved into the deck. The crew apparently jumped ship and went to find a real offense.[/quote]Update: The Pirate ship found adrift on the Neches was towed back to safe harbor in Vidor and upon further investigation the Old English "N" carved into the deck was found to be one of four notches signifying the fourth straight win for the Pirates officials said. The assumed missing Pirates were said to have started swimming and was last spotted coming ashore in BMT. searching for a real offensive opponent to play. ;)[/quote]Update: Officials missed the other 53 notches underneath the "N" carved in the deck on the first pass, signifying the 53 wins the Dogs have over the pirates.
Bigdog Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 [quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="1283201" timestamp="1348762099"][quote author=bigdog link=topic=103750.msg1283166#msg1283166 date=1348760472]Mystery on the Neches !!Pirate ship found burning and adrift on the Neches river, when the Coast Guard boarded the ship they found mysterious bite marks all over the ship and an Old English "N" carved into the deck. The crew apparently jumped ship and went to find a real offense.[/quote]I've just spot my coffee on my computer screen. Good one, BD![/quote] A little Windex will fix that up for you. :)
biaplayer Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 I don't usually watch games where both teams sport black colors, but when I do I usually don't see flying V's after the ballgame! Btw, if some one finds a bulldog with a piece of broken mop handle lodged in its mouth, beware the dogs bite is worse than its bark!
BBfan061 Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 Kountze rolls Hardin to improve to 4-0 in front of big crowd
Vpirate Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 [quote name="AggiesAreWe" post="1283262" timestamp="1348765974"]Silsbee wins[/quote]probably the most realistic headline ;D
supergold82 Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 [quote name="biaplayer" post="1283265" timestamp="1348766121"]I don't usually watch games where both teams sport black colors, but when I do I usually don't see flying V's after the ballgame! Btw, if some one finds a bulldog with a piece of broken mop handle lodged in its mouth, beware the dogs bite is worse than its bark![/quote]
QueenPirate Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 Dogs have to forfeit the game due to traffic headed to the stadium and can't make it on time!
incognito Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 [quote name="bigdog" post="1283255" timestamp="1348765549"][quote author=incognito link=topic=103750.msg1283222#msg1283222 date=1348763555][quote author=bigdog link=topic=103750.msg1283166#msg1283166 date=1348760472]Mystery on the Neches !!Pirate ship found burning and adrift on the Neches river, when the Coast Guard boarded the ship they found mysterious bite marks all over the ship and an Old English "N" carved into the deck. The crew apparently jumped ship and went to find a real offense.[/quote]Update: The Pirate ship found adrift on the Neches was towed back to safe harbor in Vidor and upon further investigation the Old English "N" carved into the deck was found to be one of four notches signifying the fourth straight win for the Pirates officials said. The assumed missing Pirates were said to have started swimming and was last spotted coming ashore in BMT. searching for a real offensive opponent to play. ;)[/quote]Update: Officials missed the other 53 notches underneath the "N" carved in the deck on the first pass, signifying the 53 wins the Dogs have over the pirates.[/quote]And you've been to every one of those 53 huh..... ;)
BMTSoulja1 Posted September 27, 2012 Author Report Posted September 27, 2012 [quote name="bigdog" post="1283259" timestamp="1348765769"][quote author=BMTSoulja1 link=topic=103750.msg1283201#msg1283201 date=1348762099][quote author=bigdog link=topic=103750.msg1283166#msg1283166 date=1348760472]Mystery on the Neches !!Pirate ship found burning and adrift on the Neches river, when the Coast Guard boarded the ship they found mysterious bite marks all over the ship and an Old English "N" carved into the deck. The crew apparently jumped ship and went to find a real offense.[/quote]I've just spot my coffee on my computer screen. Good one, BD![/quote] A little Windex will fix that up for you. :)[/quote] Lol. Typo.
bh89-2 Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 Smokinbaby elected Mayor of Nederland. Campain Manager "Godawggo" reports the victory was a landslide, as Cherokee music played in the background.
uandme08 Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 Attn all 20-4A teams, the rest of your games for the season have been cancelled since obviously the district champion was named at Pirate Stadium....the flips for 3rd and 4th place to be held at a stadium near you!
C O Wilson Bullpups Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 [quote name="bigdog" post="1283166" timestamp="1348760472"]Mystery on the Neches !!Pirate ship found burning and adrift on the Neches river, when the Coast Guard boarded the ship they found mysterious bite marks all over the ship and an Old English "N" carved into the deck. The crew apparently jumped ship and went to find a real offense.[/quote]+10
C O Wilson Bullpups Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 [quote name="supergold82" post="1283209" timestamp="1348762517"]Vidor dog pound picks up an alarming number of Bulldogs friday night dazed and confused and not able to find their way home!!!! Spokesperson for the pound was asked if the Bulldogs posed any threat and he said " THEY STILL HAVE SOME BARK IN THEM BUT DEFINITELY NO BITE LEFT" He also asked the citizens of Vidor to do what ever they could do to help any remaining Bulldogs find their way home!!!!![/quote] :) :-X very funny
NDNation Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 Bulldogs hike their legs and mark Vidor as their territory.
C O Wilson Bullpups Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 [quote name="NDNation" post="1283370" timestamp="1348771171"]Bulldogs hike their legs and mark Vidor as their territory. [/quote]Love that one+2 for that
BMTSoulja1 Posted September 27, 2012 Author Report Posted September 27, 2012 [quote name="NDNation" post="1283370" timestamp="1348771171"]Bulldogs hike their legs and mark Vidor as their territory. [/quote] Good one!
incognito Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 [quote name="NDNation" post="1283370" timestamp="1348771171"]Bulldogs hike their legs and mark Vidor as their territory. [/quote]Aim for the Nederland stands they have annoying hecklers. ;D
mighymouse490 Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 "Titans stomp Bambi...improves to 5-0 and remains #1 on SETXSPORTS poll!!"
Mr. Buddy Garrity Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 Bulldogs seen burying Pirate bones at the Boneyard after mauling them.First night of hunting season in 21-5A, Titans have a cook-out at Abshire Stadium, sweet smell of smoked venison for miles.Replacement Refs couldnt help Lumberton from a beatdown at the Rez.Weak Brooke extends its win streak to 2 games as they blowout Bye-Week!
PN-G bamatex Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 [center][font=times new roman][size=24pt]Dog-Fighting Ring Busted in Vidor![/size]Several Bulldogs Rescued from Stadium by ASPCA; Unconfirmed Rumors of Michael Vick Sighted Nearby in Pirate Costume[size=24pt]Lions & Tigers & Bears, Oh My![/size]Livingston & LC-M Compete for "Best Team to Lose to Silsbee" Award[size=24pt]Train Wreck on the Reservation[/size]Lumberton Rolls into Town but Doesn't Tell KCS, L-Train Derails En Route to Port Neches; Pictures Below:[IMG]http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z370/pn-gbandkid/NY-Time-thomas-Crashes.jpg[/img][size=24pt]Forget PAM & Brook, The Real Cat Fight Is Between Central & Ozen![/size]Panthers, Jaguars Decide if Butch Bowl Title Will Be Claimed or Shared[/font][/center]
bulldog1984 Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 Before the game Vidor fans were singing put your V's up and at the end of the game the Dogs were singing tore those V's up ! ;D
QueenPirate Posted September 27, 2012 Report Posted September 27, 2012 [quote name="PN-G bamakid" post="1283606" timestamp="1348785423"][center][font=times new roman][size=24pt]Dog-Fighting Ring Busted in Vidor![/size]Several Bulldogs Rescued from Stadium by ASPCA; Unconfirmed Rumors of Michael Vick Sighted Nearby in Pirate Costume[size=24pt]Lions & Tigers & Bears, Oh My![/size]Livingston & LC-M Compete for "Best Team to Lose to Silsbee" Award[size=24pt]Train Wreck on the Reservation[/size]Lumberton Rolls into Town but Doesn't Tell KCS, L-Train Derails En Route to Port Neches; Pictures Below:[IMG]http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z370/pn-gbandkid/NY-Time-thomas-Crashes.jpg[/img][size=24pt]Forget PAM & Brook, The Real Cat Fight Is Between Central & Ozen![/size]Panthers, Jaguars Decide if Butch Bowl Title Will Be Claimed or Shared[/font][/center][/quote]Hahahahaha hahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Those are all hysterical!!!!!
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