The 'Real' Saturday Morning Headlines 9/29/2012 Edition

[purpleeagle]

Thank goodness none of you write for the newspapers.
Two good programs, the winner and the loser both need respect.

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

[quote name="PN-G bamakid" post="1283606" timestamp="1348785423"]
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[size=24pt]Dog-Fighting Ring Busted in Vidor![/size]
Several Bulldogs Rescued from Stadium by ASPCA; Unconfirmed Rumors of Michael Vick Sighted Nearby in Pirate Costume

[size=24pt]Lions & Tigers & Bears, Oh My![/size]
Livingston & LC-M Compete for "Best Team to Lose to Silsbee" Award

[size=24pt]Train Wreck on the Reservation[/size]
Lumberton Rolls into Town but Doesn't Tell KCS, L-Train Derails En Route to Port Neches; Pictures Below:

[IMG]http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z370/pn-gbandkid/NY-Time-thomas-Crashes.jpg[/img]

[size=24pt]Forget PAM & Brook, The Real Cat Fight Is Between Central & Ozen![/size]
Panthers, Jaguars Decide if Butch Bowl Title Will Be Claimed or Shared

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[/quote]LOL @ that picture  :D

[BMTSoulja1]

[quote name="PN-G bamakid" post="1283606" timestamp="1348785423"]
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[size=24pt]Dog-Fighting Ring Busted in Vidor![/size]
Several Bulldogs Rescued from Stadium by ASPCA; Unconfirmed Rumors of Michael Vick Sighted Nearby in Pirate Costume

[size=24pt]Lions & Tigers & Bears, Oh My![/size]
Livingston & LC-M Compete for "Best Team to Lose to Silsbee" Award

[size=24pt]Train Wreck on the Reservation[/size]
Lumberton Rolls into Town but Doesn't Tell KCS, L-Train Derails En Route to Port Neches; Pictures Below:

[IMG]http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z370/pn-gbandkid/NY-Time-thomas-Crashes.jpg[/img]

[size=24pt]Forget PAM & Brook, The Real Cat Fight Is Between Central & Ozen![/size]
Panthers, Jaguars Decide if Butch Bowl Title Will Be Claimed or Shared

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[/quote] As always Bandkid comes through with superior creativity.  Good stuff!

[dustoff03]

come join AAW and BMTSoulja1 for the SETXSports Preview Show, Tuesday at the Grand Opening of the new [b]Crows Nest[/b] located on Nederland Ave. right next to The Hamburger Depot. all Ned fans can pm Mr. Buddy Garrity to place your order of crow ahead of time. you know, so you wont have to wait in line.

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

[quote name="dustoff03" post="1283703" timestamp="1348795834"]
come join AAW and BMTSoulja1 for the SETXSports Preview Show, Tuesday at the Grand Opening of the new [b]Crows Nest[/b] located on Nederland Ave. right next to The Hamburger Depot. all Ned fans can pm Mr. Buddy Garrity to place your order of crow ahead of time. you know, so you wont have to wait in line.
[/quote] lol  ;D

we'll see, i told you nobody other than PNG or Livingston can beat NED.  ;)

[dustoff03]

[quote name="Mr. Buddy Garrity" post="1283711" timestamp="1348796331"]
[quote author=dustoff03 link=topic=103750.msg1283703#msg1283703 date=1348795834]
come join AAW and BMTSoulja1 for the SETXSports Preview Show, Tuesday at the Grand Opening of the new [b]Crows Nest[/b] located on Nederland Ave. right next to The Hamburger Depot. all Ned fans can pm Mr. Buddy Garrity to place your order of crow ahead of time. you know, so you wont have to wait in line.
[/quote] lol  ;D

we'll see, i told you nobody other than PNG or Livingston can beat NED.  ;)
[/quote]
um, angleton did. i know, they aint in our district. this bet will be settled tomorrow night. 8)

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

[quote name="dustoff03" post="1283721" timestamp="1348797244"]
[quote author=Mr. Buddy Garrity link=topic=103750.msg1283711#msg1283711 date=1348796331]
[quote author=dustoff03 link=topic=103750.msg1283703#msg1283703 date=1348795834]
come join AAW and BMTSoulja1 for the SETXSports Preview Show, Tuesday at the Grand Opening of the new [b]Crows Nest[/b] located on Nederland Ave. right next to The Hamburger Depot. all Ned fans can pm Mr. Buddy Garrity to place your order of crow ahead of time. you know, so you wont have to wait in line.
[/quote] lol  ;D

we'll see, i told you nobody other than PNG or Livingston can beat NED.  ;)
[/quote]
um, angleton did. [b]i know, they aint in our district[/b]. this bet will be settled tomorrow night. 8)
[/quote] ;) ;D

[TradinUp BH]

HUMBLE NEWS
Apparently, Kingwood parents are up in arms about another spanking. This time all of  Kingwood are standing in front of BH high school to picket the butt spanking of the Panthers. BH submitted the following statement" KP parents signed a football release form".  ;D

[dustoff03]

[quote name="TradinUp BH" post="1283748" timestamp="1348798430"]
HUMBLE NEWS
Apparently, Kingwood parents are up in arms about another spanking. This time all of  Kingwood are standing in front of BH high school to picket the butt spanking of the Panthers. BH submitted the following statement" KP parents signed a football release form".  ;D
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bet your liking being on the hill and off the res. ;D

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

[quote name="TradinUp BH" post="1283748" timestamp="1348798430"]
HUMBLE NEWS
Apparently, Kingwood parents are up in arms about another spanking. This time all of  Kingwood are standing in front of BH high school to picket the butt spanking of the Panthers. [b]BH submitted the following statement" KP parents signed a football release form"[/b].  ;D
[/quote] LMAO!!!

[jake94]

Pirates Arggggghhhh No Longer Undefeated: Dogs Win 17-14

[1motime]

[quote name="NDNation" post="1283370" timestamp="1348771171"]
Bulldogs hike their legs and mark Vidor as their territory.
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good one

[PN-G bamatex]

[quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="1283682" timestamp="1348794372"]
[quote author=PN-G bamakid link=topic=103750.msg1283606#msg1283606 date=1348785423]
[center][font=times new roman]

[size=24pt]Dog-Fighting Ring Busted in Vidor![/size]
Several Bulldogs Rescued from Stadium by ASPCA; Unconfirmed Rumors of Michael Vick Sighted Nearby in Pirate Costume

[size=24pt]Lions & Tigers & Bears, Oh My![/size]
Livingston & LC-M Compete for "Best Team to Lose to Silsbee" Award

[size=24pt]Train Wreck on the Reservation[/size]
Lumberton Rolls into Town but Doesn't Tell KCS, L-Train Derails En Route to Port Neches; Pictures Below:

[IMG]http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z370/pn-gbandkid/NY-Time-thomas-Crashes.jpg[/img]

[size=24pt]Forget PAM & Brook, The Real Cat Fight Is Between Central & Ozen![/size]
Panthers, Jaguars Decide if Butch Bowl Title Will Be Claimed or Shared

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[/quote] As always Bandkid comes through with superior creativity.  Good stuff!
[/quote]

I try. ;D

[bh89-2]

Port Neches News - 9-28-12

Police sources report after watching the Nederland-Vidor game from Port Neches stadium, a man in a wheel chair was hit by a car traveling South on Pirate Blvd.  The man is in critical condition in Jean Laffite Memoria Medical Center.  PNG ISD is looking for someone to temporarily care for the dog that was traveling with the man.  The dog was unharmed in the incident, however the football game seems to have taken it's toll on the poor pup. 

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[incognito]

[quote name="Smoking Baby" post="1283947" timestamp="1348833741"]
Port Neches News - 9-28-12

Police sources report after watching the Nederland-Vidor game from Port Neches stadium, a man in a wheel chair was hit by a car traveling South on Pirate Blvd.  The man is in critical condition in Jean Laffite Memoria Medical Center.  PNG ISD is looking for someone to temporarily care for the dog that was traveling with the man.  The dog was unharmed in the incident, however the football game seems to have taken it's toll on the poor pup. 

  [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/577/uglydog.jpg/][IMG]http://imageshack.us/a/img577/4228/uglydog.jpg[/img][/URL]

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LOL... your at it early this morning huh.  ;D

[Wonderboy]

[move][size=18pt][color=red]***Breaking News***[/color][/size][/move]

What started out as good intentions has turned into a major catastrophe.  Friday started out nice and pleasant in Vidor.  The local one-eyed dog catcher was enjoying a nice quiet afternoon drive when he spotted a bulldog with no tags or collar.  He started giving chase and pretty soon found himself surrounded by bulldogs.  He called for backup but the bulldogs were too numerous and overtook them. The entire town of Vidor has been overrun with bulldogs and no one knows what to do about it.

[bh89-2]

[quote name="Wonderboy" post="1283951" timestamp="1348834075"]
[move][size=18pt][color=red]***Breaking News***[/color][/size][/move]

What started out as good intentions has turned into a major catastrophe.  Friday started out nice and pleasant in Vidor.  The local one-eyed dog catcher was enjoying a nice quiet afternoon drive when he spotted a bulldog with no tags or collar.  He started giving chase and pretty soon found himself surrounded by bulldogs.  He called for backup but the bulldogs were too numerous and overtook them. The entire town of Vidor has been overrun with bulldogs and no one knows what to do about it.
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I do, put numeroud bowls of anti-freeze around town.  ;D

[dustoff03]

[quote name="Smoking Baby" post="1283958" timestamp="1348834303"]
[quote author=Wonderboy link=topic=103750.msg1283951#msg1283951 date=1348834075]
[move][size=18pt][color=red]***Breaking News***[/color][/size][/move]

What started out as good intentions has turned into a major catastrophe.  Friday started out nice and pleasant in Vidor.  The local one-eyed dog catcher was enjoying a nice quiet afternoon drive when he spotted a bulldog with no tags or collar.  He started giving chase and pretty soon found himself surrounded by bulldogs.  He called for backup but the bulldogs were too numerous and overtook them. The entire town of Vidor has been overrun with bulldogs and no one knows what to do about it.
[/quote]

I do, put numeroud bowls of anti-freeze around town.  ;D
[/quote]
that is just cruel. but it will do the trick.

[Guest octfeb]

The bull dogs are run into the summer creek by a pride of cougars.

[Lions#80]

[quote name="Smoking Baby" post="1283947" timestamp="1348833741"]
Port Neches News - 9-28-12

Police sources report after watching the Nederland-Vidor game from Port Neches stadium, a man in a wheel chair was hit by a car traveling South on Pirate Blvd.  The man is in critical condition in Jean Laffite Memoria Medical Center.  PNG ISD is looking for someone to temporarily care for the dog that was traveling with the man.  The dog was unharmed in the incident, however the football game seems to have taken it's toll on the poor pup. 

  [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/577/uglydog.jpg/][IMG]http://imageshack.us/a/img577/4228/uglydog.jpg[/img][/URL]

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[/quote] ;D ;D ;D

[Txdragon]

[quote name="NDNation" post="1283370" timestamp="1348771171"]
Bulldogs hike their legs and mark Vidor as their territory.
[/quote]

too funny..hoping they don't leave poop at the 50 yard line.

[incognito]

[quote name="Txdragon" post="1284374" timestamp="1348863771"]
[quote author=NDNation link=topic=103750.msg1283370#msg1283370 date=1348771171]
Bulldogs hike their legs and mark Vidor as their territory.
[/quote]

too funny..hoping they don't leave [b]poop[/b] at the 50 yard line.
[/quote]

You said poop.  :o