Saturday Headlines 10/6/2012

[ozens fastest@1906]

Saturday morning headlines turns into Sunday morning headlines.. Central and Lumberton go into overtime 8 times and game is called off until Sat where its then stopped after playing for more than 24 hrs before U.I.L. is called in to declare game a draw and teams will flip a coin at the end of season to see who will take home the last place certificate

[QueenPirate]

[quote name="mytwocents" post="1289552" timestamp="1349273661"]
[quote author=PN-G bamakid link=topic=104059.msg1289550#msg1289550 date=1349273600]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289548#msg1289548 date=1349273465]
You just had to give my plan away huh. You just had to.  ;)
[/quote]

You'd never have gotten away with it. Ozen has more speed. ;D
[/quote]
Lmao true. They do have that all world speed after all.
[/quote]
Rumor is Usain Bolt is part of the team this year. Haha!!

[mytwocents-28]

[quote name="PirateGirl4ever" post="1289572" timestamp="1349274783"]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289552#msg1289552 date=1349273661]
[quote author=PN-G bamakid link=topic=104059.msg1289550#msg1289550 date=1349273600]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289548#msg1289548 date=1349273465]
You just had to give my plan away huh. You just had to.  ;)
[/quote]

You'd never have gotten away with it. Ozen has more speed. ;D
[/quote]
Lmao true. They do have that all world speed after all.
[/quote]
Rumor is Usain Bolt is part of the team this year. Haha!!
[/quote]
along with justin gatlin.

[QueenPirate]

[quote name="mytwocents" post="1289576" timestamp="1349275043"]
[quote author=PirateGirl4ever link=topic=104059.msg1289572#msg1289572 date=1349274783]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289552#msg1289552 date=1349273661]
[quote author=PN-G bamakid link=topic=104059.msg1289550#msg1289550 date=1349273600]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289548#msg1289548 date=1349273465]
You just had to give my plan away huh. You just had to.  ;)
[/quote]

You'd never have gotten away with it. Ozen has more speed. ;D
[/quote]
Lmao true. They do have that all world speed after all.
[/quote]
Rumor is Usain Bolt is part of the team this year. Haha!!
[/quote]
along with justin gatlin.
[/quote]
Sounds like their stacked pretty deep. Wonder which QB shows up, Schaub or Romo? ;D

[mytwocents-28]

[quote name="PirateGirl4ever" post="1289593" timestamp="1349276066"]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289576#msg1289576 date=1349275043]
[quote author=PirateGirl4ever link=topic=104059.msg1289572#msg1289572 date=1349274783]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289552#msg1289552 date=1349273661]
[quote author=PN-G bamakid link=topic=104059.msg1289550#msg1289550 date=1349273600]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289548#msg1289548 date=1349273465]
You just had to give my plan away huh. You just had to.  ;)
[/quote]

You'd never have gotten away with it. Ozen has more speed. ;D
[/quote]
Lmao true. They do have that all world speed after all.
[/quote]
Rumor is Usain Bolt is part of the team this year. Haha!!
[/quote]
along with justin gatlin.
[/quote]
Sounds like their stacked pretty deep. Wonder which QB shows up, Schaub or Romo? ;D
[/quote]
I heard they're flying in Brady.  ;D

[QueenPirate]

[quote name="mytwocents" post="1289600" timestamp="1349276278"]
[quote author=PirateGirl4ever link=topic=104059.msg1289593#msg1289593 date=1349276066]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289576#msg1289576 date=1349275043]
[quote author=PirateGirl4ever link=topic=104059.msg1289572#msg1289572 date=1349274783]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289552#msg1289552 date=1349273661]
[quote author=PN-G bamakid link=topic=104059.msg1289550#msg1289550 date=1349273600]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289548#msg1289548 date=1349273465]
You just had to give my plan away huh. You just had to.  ;)
[/quote]

You'd never have gotten away with it. Ozen has more speed. ;D
[/quote]
Lmao true. They do have that all world speed after all.
[/quote]
Rumor is Usain Bolt is part of the team this year. Haha!!
[/quote]
along with justin gatlin.
[/quote]
Sounds like their stacked pretty deep. Wonder which QB shows up, Schaub or Romo? ;D
[/quote]
I heard they're flying in Brady.  ;D
[/quote]
If Usain ran in and Brady flies in, wonder who makes it here first?? lmao!

[mytwocents-28]

[quote name="PirateGirl4ever" post="1289613" timestamp="1349277300"]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289600#msg1289600 date=1349276278]
[quote author=PirateGirl4ever link=topic=104059.msg1289593#msg1289593 date=1349276066]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289576#msg1289576 date=1349275043]
[quote author=PirateGirl4ever link=topic=104059.msg1289572#msg1289572 date=1349274783]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289552#msg1289552 date=1349273661]
[quote author=PN-G bamakid link=topic=104059.msg1289550#msg1289550 date=1349273600]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289548#msg1289548 date=1349273465]
You just had to give my plan away huh. You just had to.  ;)
[/quote]

You'd never have gotten away with it. Ozen has more speed. ;D
[/quote]
Lmao true. They do have that all world speed after all.
[/quote]
Rumor is Usain Bolt is part of the team this year. Haha!!
[/quote]
along with justin gatlin.
[/quote]
Sounds like their stacked pretty deep. Wonder which QB shows up, Schaub or Romo? ;D
[/quote]
I heard they're flying in Brady.  ;D
[/quote]
If Usain ran in and Brady flies in, wonder who makes it here first?? lmao!
[/quote]
I'm not much of a betting man but i got my money on usain lmao.

[QueenPirate]

[quote name="mytwocents" post="1289615" timestamp="1349277357"]
[quote author=PirateGirl4ever link=topic=104059.msg1289613#msg1289613 date=1349277300]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289600#msg1289600 date=1349276278]
[quote author=PirateGirl4ever link=topic=104059.msg1289593#msg1289593 date=1349276066]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289576#msg1289576 date=1349275043]
[quote author=PirateGirl4ever link=topic=104059.msg1289572#msg1289572 date=1349274783]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289552#msg1289552 date=1349273661]
[quote author=PN-G bamakid link=topic=104059.msg1289550#msg1289550 date=1349273600]
[quote author=mytwocents link=topic=104059.msg1289548#msg1289548 date=1349273465]
You just had to give my plan away huh. You just had to.  ;)
[/quote]

You'd never have gotten away with it. Ozen has more speed. ;D
[/quote]
Lmao true. They do have that all world speed after all.
[/quote]
Rumor is Usain Bolt is part of the team this year. Haha!!
[/quote]
along with justin gatlin.
[/quote]
Sounds like their stacked pretty deep. Wonder which QB shows up, Schaub or Romo? ;D
[/quote]
I heard they're flying in Brady.  ;D
[/quote]
If Usain ran in and Brady flies in, wonder who makes it here first?? lmao!
[/quote]
I'm not much of a betting man but i got my money on usain lmao.
[/quote]
I would have to agree, and he would probably arrive without a single drop of sweat and still breathing normal!

So with all this said, my Saturday Morning Headline is:  Ozen claimed to have such great speed but even with the speed of Bolt and power of Brady, the Panthers still couldn't catch that dang Pirate Ship!!

[bh89-2]

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Vidor ISD announced today the remaining Nederland Vs. Vidor tickets will go on sale at 3PM today.  There will be a $2.00 discount for crippled people who bark. 

[Lions#80]

[quote name="Smoking Baby" post="1289643" timestamp="1349279630"]
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Vidor ISD announced today the remaining Nederland Vs. Vidor tickets will go on sale at 3PM today.  There will be a $2.00 discount for crippled people who bark.
[/quote]lmao

[Txdragon]

Hawks fly to close to ground, Stangs Stampede!

[Bigdog]

MORTAL COMBAT!!!

Nederland's D smashes Livingston's one-man show, leaving them reeling. At the end of the game the crowd is heard yelling FINISH HIM!!!

Nederland performs the Bulldog Fatality!

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( A + B ->B-> B-> A ->forward->back Bark!)  for those who want to know.

[Bigdog]

ttt

[TradinUp BH]

Baytown Sun
The Hill slaughters the Wildcats. When asked how bad the score was, Smoking baby said, " Imagine its the Presidential debate, and BH was Romney and Humble was Obama"!  ;D 8)

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

[quote name="coach pops" post="1289228" timestamp="1349221310"]
                 
                          MAN ASSAULTED AFTER GRID MATCH
(AP Mont Belvieu, Tx)
An as yet unidentified man was assaulted and beaten after a local high school football game last evening. A witness has told authorities that a man was in the parking lot lighting a smoke after last nights game between Barbers Hill and Kingwood Park before entering his vehicle.
The anonymous witness then described the man being rushed and beaten with numerous canes and walkers by a mob wearing black and gold bandanas. Gang activity is suspected. Emergency responders found the victim in the fetal position toking three Marlboros and a blunt the size of a cuban cigar and clutching a backpack containing 62 packs of cigarettes, 2000 + expired counterfeit tickets to a Nederland @ Vidor game, a large bag of green vegetation that had been peed on by a skunk, and a can of black spray paint. No identification was found. When help arrived the man muttered over and over hillforeal, hillforeal, hillforeal for hours with red glassy eyes and a fixed gaze. Language experts have determined hillforeal is a Hopi Indian word meaning "we suck-round ball soon". When asked off the record for an opinion on the incident Nederland, Tx. PD chief Daryl Bush opined that he suspected the perps were from the Pt Neches and Groves communities. A short half-a$$ed investigation is under way.
[/quote] Instant Classic post!! +10!

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

[quote name="PN-G bamakid" post="1289536" timestamp="1349272789"]
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[size=24pt]Black Pearl Sighted In Beaumont![/size]
Vidor Pirates Sail Across Neches River, Return Clothed in Panther Fur; Picture Below:

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[size=24pt]PN-G Plays, Wins in "Lucky" Cypress-Mauriceville[/size]
In A Somewhat Campy Interview Following Coldspring Game, Crouch Renames School, Changes Team Name to "LC-M Cuddlin' Care Bears"; Mascot Pictured Below:

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[size=24pt]BULLDOG STADIUM BURNS!!!![/size]
Bonfire Lit During Pep Rally Never Properly Extinguished, Stadium Catches Fire During Game; Small, Domesticated Housecat with Green Collar Seen Running Away from Inferno with Smoking Tail

[size=24pt]Soulja Checked Into Psychiatric Hospital[/size]
Doctors Say Long-Time Jaguar Fan's "Gone Bonkers" Following Central's Second Straight Loss to Lumberton; Reportedly Rooming With Smoking Baby

[size=14pt]In Other News:[/size]

New Study at PN-G finds Gree-Gree More Powerful than Shamrocks; Coach Faircloth Authors Paper on Subject

West Orange-Stark Defense Forces First Ever Negative Score Against Hardin-Jefferson; Refs Swear Dan Hooks is Not Involved

mytwocents Seen Grabbing Several Turkey Legs from Ozen Concessions Stand & Running Away; Later Arrested by tvc, All Turkey Legs Confiscated

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[/quote]ROFL!!!!

[bh89-2]

[quote name="TradinUp BH" post="1290113" timestamp="1349323240"]
Baytown Sun
The Hill slaughters the Wildcats. When asked how bad the score was, Smoking baby said, " Imagine its the Presidential debate, and BH was Romney and Humble was Obama"!  ;D 8)
[/quote]

I just pulled out a Dayton Year book I found in the ditch near Kenefick, and low and behold there was Obama on page 1.  Guess the stumble was not limited to CE King.......... ;) 

[Lions#80]

[quote name="bigdog" post="1289806" timestamp="1349288562"]
MORTAL COMBAT!!!

Nederland's D smashes Livingston's one-man show, leaving them reeling. At the end of the game the crowd is heard yelling FINISH HIM!!!

Nederland performs the Bulldog Fatality!

[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110519202140/mk/images/thumb/0/07/Kanomkinferno98.png/250px-Kanomkinferno98.png[/img]



( A + B ->B-> B-> A ->forward->back Bark!)  for those who want to know.
[/quote]This morning Bigdog was seen walking up and down the Nederland football field chewing on Brown Nuggets left Behind by the bulldogs last night after being chase by Lions. After being asked "what he was doing", he responded by say; the Nuggets smellled like **** but had to eat them anyhow. ;D ;D ;D ;D

[C O Wilson Bullpups]

Bulldogs decraw Lions...

[BigDog007]

Nederland animal control offiers encourage Nederland residents to remain indoors until they can catch the Lion that escaped bulldog stadium last night. Last report was the Lion left the stadium with his tail between his legs, mane shaved off and welp marks from taking a severe beating.

[ndn2016]

This will tell you how redneck I am. Hey bamakid can you get me the number of the owner of that resort property?