Saturday Headlines 10/13/2012

[BMTSoulja1]

Ok, [b]Ladies[/b] and Gentlemen.  Time to dig in!

[mytwocents-28]

Attention All Football Fans in SETX:

The Lumberton Raiders were robbed Friday night somewhere between the times of 7:30 and 10:30 p.m. The burglars got away with only one thing. A very large train. It stands about 10 ft tall and is said to be very loud when it gets going. Unfortunately it has not seen the tracks in some time. Anyone who can help with the return of the L-train (nickname for it) would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

The Lumberton Raider football team.

[WOSgrad]

WO-S finally faces opponent who gives up less points per game than they do.

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

[quote name="WOSgrad" post="1294421" timestamp="1349671605"]
WO-S finally faces opponent who gives up less points per game than they do.
[/quote]thats so wrong LOL  ;D

[bh89-2]

[size=14pt][b]Insider Edition - The Hood Gazett[/b][/size]

The Port Arthur Memorial Titans have been ranked all year based on what they did last year.  That # 1 ranking won't hold up long, as they will host a REAL 5-A football team this Friday in the Galena Park - North Shore Mustangs.  In an interview with Port Arthur's Head Coach, Stump-Broke has let the cat out of the bag.  Coach, in an unpresidented move, details the secret weapon that has allowed PAM their previous years success.  Coach admits they were fresh out of their secret weapon during the BMT Central game.

Image depicts PAM players getting ready for the Channellview game last Friday.

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[mighymouse490]

PAM corals mustangs,prove EVERYBODY wrong....in other related news, man seen with a tight fitting shirt with his belly button showing that says Barbers HIll 2011 district champs, was seen trying to cut brake lines to PAM buses so they wouldn't make it to the game. Suspect was caught with crack pipe and was also wearing a bibb.

[Txdragon]

Mustangs shutout another opponent...wait we're not playing..in the words of Emily Litella..NEVERMIND

[bh89-2]

It's crickets around here when 20-4A sucks.  :'( :'( :'( :'(

[Guest UHCoog14]

Patriots Pummel Previously Perfect Pearland

[Guest octfeb]

[quote name="BMTSoulja1" post="1294293" timestamp="1349658334"]
Ok, [b]Ladies[/b] and Gentlemen.  Time to dig in!
[/quote] ;D

[Guest octfeb]

Dayton wins AGAIN... What else is there to say....

[bh89-2]

[quote name="octfeb" post="1294731" timestamp="1349714994"]
Dayton wins AGAIN... What else is there to say....
[/quote]

Do you really need to ask?  ;D ;D ;D

[Guest octfeb]

[quote name="Smoking Baby" post="1294736" timestamp="1349715642"]
[quote author=octfeb link=topic=104337.msg1294731#msg1294731 date=1349714994]
Dayton wins AGAIN... What else is there to say....
[/quote]

[b]Do you really need to ask?[/b]  ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]^^^^ Barbies Hill headline?

[BigDog007]

Nederland Player's give Neauman a early Christmas present of a Bear Skin Rug !!!!

[mighymouse490]

[quote name="octfeb" post="1294746" timestamp="1349716259"]
[quote author=Smoking Baby link=topic=104337.msg1294736#msg1294736 date=1349715642]
[quote author=octfeb link=topic=104337.msg1294731#msg1294731 date=1349714994]
Dayton wins AGAIN... What else is there to say....
[/quote]

[b]Do you really need to ask?[/b]  ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]^^^^ Barbies Hill headline?
[/quote]

nice come back!!

[dustoff03]

[quote name="Smoking Baby" post="1294707" timestamp="1349713141"]
It's crickets around here when 20-4A sucks.  :'( :'( :'( :'(
[/quote]
Barbies Hill wins against the winless Porter Spartans headed into their by-week. Knowing that they will lose their next two games, they decide to go ahead and prepare for New Caney.

[Guest octfeb]

[quote name="mighymouse490" post="1294769" timestamp="1349717903"]
[quote author=octfeb link=topic=104337.msg1294746#msg1294746 date=1349716259]
[quote author=Smoking Baby link=topic=104337.msg1294736#msg1294736 date=1349715642]
[quote author=octfeb link=topic=104337.msg1294731#msg1294731 date=1349714994]
Dayton wins AGAIN... What else is there to say....
[/quote]

[b]Do you really need to ask?[/b]  ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]^^^^ Barbies Hill headline?
[/quote]

nice come back!!
[/quote] Thank you  :)

[bh89-2]

[quote name="mighymouse490" post="1294769" timestamp="1349717903"]
[quote author=octfeb link=topic=104337.msg1294746#msg1294746 date=1349716259]
[quote author=Smoking Baby link=topic=104337.msg1294736#msg1294736 date=1349715642]
[quote author=octfeb link=topic=104337.msg1294731#msg1294731 date=1349714994]
Dayton wins AGAIN... What else is there to say....
[/quote]

[b]Do you really need to ask?[/b]  ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]^^^^ Barbies Hill headline?
[/quote]

nice come back!!
[/quote]

Did you two make that up while riding the short bus through Kenefick?  ;D ;D ;D

[BMTSoulja1]

Bumpity bump!  :)

[Bigdog]

[size=4][b]BANNED!![/b][/size]

Bear hunting outlawed in Orange County after Friday night's game.  It seems that the bear's numbers dropped severely for some reason on Friday night at 10:30 pm.  Full story in Sunday's  Orange Leader.

[BMTSoulja1]

4 peat at Da Butch halted.  Instead, Jags give  the Indians a 3 hit combo (also known as a 2 piece /w fries).

Ozen survives Collins, Lions, The Lady's ear bleeding play by play, and avoids the stadium light poles.

Ok, who brought that Lego train set on the Pirate Ship?

Nederland just found out that this species of bears went into hibernation a little early.

For your information, North Shore is back.  PAM, now you know that (in the Bobby Bouchier voice)

Bruins find out the hard way that it's the  annual rut season.  The Deer is a little bit more aggressive than originality thought.

[liltex]

10 toes up 10 fingers down Porter & Barbies going up & down,Porter scoring once,Barbies scoring twice put dat on a stat sheet-my bad I ain't right ;D

[bh89-2]

[quote name="liltex" post="1296775" timestamp="1349943541"]
10 toes up 10 fingers down Porter & Barbies going up & down,Porter scoring once,Barbies scoring twice put dat on a stat sheet-my bad I ain't right ;D
[/quote]

I have yet to meet anyone in Dayton with 10 toes........ ;D ;D ;D

[Hawkeye]

              [b][size=10pt]Entertainment Weekly[/size][/b]

Before auditioning on the X Factor last night, the three sisters from Barbies Hill, Texas known as "Sister C" were given some advice by Simon Cowell. Simon says..... " girls, you sing pretty good but while you're on stage you seem over confident and unapproachable. In other words....stuck up. Try to fix that."

When the girls were asked later about how they took Simon's advice, they were quoted as saying, "well like, our uncle Smokin Baby told us we are like better than everyone else and like, we should hold our [s]heads[/s] noses up because we are like the greatest and like how our town is the NYC of the trinity river basin!"

After the audition Simon reportably remarked, "looks like they will one and done."

[TradinUp BH]

[b]Weird News Report[/b]
Dayton,Tx. At a local football game, a rabid fan known as "Liltex" wears a Bronco on his head. During Friday nights game the Bronco hat began moving back and forth on his head in what some people called a provocative motion. It was said that once the Bronco quit moving on his head, the fan asked his friend from a rival town "smoking baby" for a large cigarette. ;D