png indian joke

[UTfanatic]

[b]What is the difference between an indian and a carp? [/b]

          [i]  One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish. [/i]

[shovel]

Is that the best you can do? Wait... I see the Longhorn helmet... It probably is the best you got.
Nevermind.

[Eagle11]

I thought it was Hi-larious bulldogbacker......although it was low hanging fruit there for the picking.......kinda like aggie jokes, they just seem to write themselves

[Cougar4Life]

Wanna hear a PNG joke?...........Football

[PN-G bamatex]

You know bulldogbacker, I've got to hand it to you. For the third time this week, you've really shown off that Nederland creativity. Your community must be so proud - you're like a bulldog smoking baby. ::)

[cooligan]

How many NDNS will it take to beat the Bulldogs this Friday?



Well let's see. We got 1 little, 2 little, 3 little NDNS, 4 little, 5 little, 6 little NDNS, 7 little, 8 little, 9 little NDNS, 10 little, 11 little, 12 little NDNS  ----- Oh the Heck with this. I don't think I can count that high.  :D  Let's just say more than you'll have on the field Friday night.    ;D

[Jduncan1]

Those are pretty good for north port arthur

[CowboysNIndians]

How many Bulldogs does it take to pass a school bond?  Answer - More than they had last time.  Enjoy the window units.

[NDNation]

[quote name="85' HUSKER" post="1301846" timestamp="1350402158"]
How many NDNS will it take to beat the Bulldogs this Friday?



Well let's see. We got 1 little, 2 little, 3 little NDNS, 4 little, 5 little, 6 little NDNS, 7 little, 8 little, 9 little NDNS, 10 little, 11 little, 12 little NDNS  ----- Oh the Heck with this. I don't think I can count that high.  :D  Let's just say more than you'll have on the field Friday night.    ;D
[/quote]

Had to use your fingers on that one I bet. 

[GoDogs27]

[quote name="CowboysNIndians" post="1301862" timestamp="1350403273"]
How many Bulldogs does it take to pass a school bond?  Answer - More than they had last time.  Enjoy the window units.
[/quote]

And that new stadium really got you somewhere didn't it??

[Jackthehammer]

You guys are just plain silly............................... :P

[navydawg31]

Money doesn't buy you talent. You thought it could buy you coaching but even that is starting to look like a ugly investment

[PNGFan]

[quote name="ATX31" post="1301923" timestamp="1350405840"]
Money doesn't buy you talent. You thought it could buy you coaching but even that is starting to look like a ugly investment
[/quote]

No but section 8 does.

;D

[NDNation]

[quote name="GoDogs27" post="1301916" timestamp="1350405492"]
[quote author=CowboysNIndians link=topic=104753.msg1301862#msg1301862 date=1350403273]
How many Bulldogs does it take to pass a school bond?  Answer - More than they had last time.  Enjoy the window units.
[/quote]

And that new stadium really got you somewhere didn't it??
[/quote]

uh yea...have you seen it...we can still look good.

[James Mosley]

[quote name="CowboysNIndians" post="1301862" timestamp="1350403273"]
How many Bulldogs does it take to pass a school bond?  Answer - More than they had last time.  Enjoy the window units.
[/quote]Now that was a low blow,,,even lower than the citizens who voted against the bond. We got the best window units money can buy!!!! lol,,,,,,,

[PN-G bamatex]

[quote name="James Mosley" post="1301965" timestamp="1350409529"]
[quote author=CowboysNIndians link=topic=104753.msg1301862#msg1301862 date=1350403273]
How many Bulldogs does it take to pass a school bond?  Answer - More than they had last time.  Enjoy the window units.
[/quote]Now that was a low blow,,,even lower than the citizens who voted against the bond. We got the best window units money can buy!!!! lol,,,,,,,
[/quote]

And a doghouse with window units is a pretty darn fancy one if you ask me. ;D

[baddog]

I haven't boasted about my Bulldog or smacked png. I will let the game do the talking as it should be.

[James Mosley]

[quote name="PN-G bamakid" post="1301968" timestamp="1350409639"]
[quote author=James Mosley link=topic=104753.msg1301965#msg1301965 date=1350409529]
[quote author=CowboysNIndians link=topic=104753.msg1301862#msg1301862 date=1350403273]
How many Bulldogs does it take to pass a school bond?  Answer - More than they had last time.  Enjoy the window units.
[/quote]Now that was a low blow,,,even lower than the citizens who voted against the bond. We got the best window units money can buy!!!! lol,,,,,,,
[/quote]

And a doghouse with window units is a pretty darn fancy one if you ask me. ;D
[/quote]Yep, not all schools can boast about having a worn down football stadium and schools, and still kick the dog mess out of their cross town rival. You guys wanted a new stadium and got one, you guys wanted new schools and got them, you guys want to turn around the past 15 year losing record to us, buuuuuttttt, hey, money can't buy you everything.......

[NDNation]

[quote name="James Mosley" post="1301984" timestamp="1350410474"]
[quote author=PN-G bamakid link=topic=104753.msg1301968#msg1301968 date=1350409639]
[quote author=James Mosley link=topic=104753.msg1301965#msg1301965 date=1350409529]
[quote author=CowboysNIndians link=topic=104753.msg1301862#msg1301862 date=1350403273]
How many Bulldogs does it take to pass a school bond?  Answer - More than they had last time.  Enjoy the window units.
[/quote]Now that was a low blow,,,even lower than the citizens who voted against the bond. We got the best window units money can buy!!!! lol,,,,,,,
[/quote]

And a doghouse with window units is a pretty darn fancy one if you ask me. ;D
[/quote]Yep, not all schools can boast about having a worn down football stadium and schools, and still kick the dog mess out of their cross town rival. You guys wanted a new stadium and got one, you guys wanted new schools and got them, you guys want to turn around the past 15 year losing record to us, buuuuuttttt, hey, money can't buy you everything.......
[/quote]

I always like to look at the glass as half full.

in 15yrs Nederland has scored 354 points against PN-G.....PN-G has scored 327 against Nederland....27 point difference...You win...Nederland is 3 touchdowns and 2 field goals ahead of us.  Wow you guys are just so much better than us.

[NDOMAKONG]

Stats are ALWAYS what the loser points to, decades and a half of DOMINANCE, that's what it is!

[NDNation]

[quote name="NDOMAKONG" post="1302008" timestamp="1350412085"]
Stats are ALWAYS what the loser points to, decades and a half of DOMINANCE, that's what it is!
[/quote]

Not Stats...Facts. I would hardly call that DOMINANCE.

[James Mosley]

[quote name="NDNation" post="1302016" timestamp="1350412348"]
[quote author=NDOMAKONG link=topic=104753.msg1302008#msg1302008 date=1350412085]
Stats are ALWAYS what the loser points to, decades and a half of DOMINANCE, that's what it is!
[/quote]

Not Stats...Facts. I would hardly call that DOMINANCE.
[/quote]and the last 15 yr win to loss record would be......???? time to move on!!

[NDNation]

[quote name="James Mosley" post="1302021" timestamp="1350412450"]
[quote author=NDNation link=topic=104753.msg1302016#msg1302016 date=1350412348]
[quote author=NDOMAKONG link=topic=104753.msg1302008#msg1302008 date=1350412085]
Stats are ALWAYS what the loser points to, decades and a half of DOMINANCE, that's what it is!
[/quote]

Not Stats...Facts. I would hardly call that DOMINANCE.
[/quote]and the last 15 yr win to loss record would be......???? time to move on!!
[/quote]

Then why stop at 15 years...lets go farther back...time to move on!

[C O Wilson Bullpups]

[quote name="CowboysNIndians" post="1301862" timestamp="1350403273"]
How many Bulldogs does it take to pass a school bond?  Answer - More than they had last time.  Enjoy the window units.
[/quote]
That part of the bond passed...
What didn't pass is two new schools...

[C O Wilson Bullpups]

[quote name="NDNation" post="1302006" timestamp="1350411957"]
[quote author=James Mosley link=topic=104753.msg1301984#msg1301984 date=1350410474]
[quote author=PN-G bamakid link=topic=104753.msg1301968#msg1301968 date=1350409639]
[quote author=James Mosley link=topic=104753.msg1301965#msg1301965 date=1350409529]
[quote author=CowboysNIndians link=topic=104753.msg1301862#msg1301862 date=1350403273]
How many Bulldogs does it take to pass a school bond?  Answer - More than they had last time.  Enjoy the window units.
[/quote]Now that was a low blow,,,even lower than the citizens who voted against the bond. We got the best window units money can buy!!!! lol,,,,,,,
[/quote]

And a doghouse with window units is a pretty darn fancy one if you ask me. ;D
[/quote]Yep, not all schools can boast about having a worn down football stadium and schools, and still kick the dog mess out of their cross town rival. You guys wanted a new stadium and got one, you guys wanted new schools and got them, you guys want to turn around the past 15 year losing record to us, buuuuuttttt, hey, money can't buy you everything.......
[/quote]

I always like to look at the glass as half full.

in 15yrs Nederland has scored 354 points against PN-G.....PN-G has scored 327 against Nederland....27 point difference...You win...Nederland is 3 touchdowns and 2 field goals ahead of us.  Wow you guys are just so much better than us.
[/quote]
it only takes 1 point to win