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[size=14pt][b]Dayton's Pony Express News[/b][/size]

Liberty County Sherrif's Officers report hundereds of Dayton football fans were found on FM-1409 Saturday monring, most refusing to show their face.  Through a knot-hole in a tree, one fan was understood to be complaining about penalties and windy conditions.  One redneck interviewed claims this apparently is becoming an annual phenomenon around this time of the year.   

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In what seems to be a related event, a Port Arthur resident Buddy Garrity was picked-up hitch-hiking on WHY 146 near the Mont Belvieu DQ shortly after the game.  Buddy stated to Mont Belvieu Police, "imeediately following the BH game, his Dayton friend stripped naked and ran East towards I-10 while wearing a purple horse hat on his head".  The horse headed man has yet to be found, but is beleived to now reside near Vidor where they welcome handicapped citizens. 

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[size=14pt][b]Dayton's Pony Express News[/b][/size]

Liberty County Sherrif's Officers report hundereds of Dayton football fans were found on FM-1409 Saturday monring, most refusing to show their face.  Through a knot-hole in a tree, one fan was understood to be complaining about penalties and windy conditions.  One redneck interviewed claims this apparently is becoming an annual phenomenon around this time of the year.   

[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/842/horsegetsstuckinatree.jpg/][IMG]http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/103/horsegetsstuckinatree.jpg[/img][/URL]

In what seems to be a related event, a Port Arthur resident Buddy Garrity was picked-up hitch-hiking on WHY 146 near the Mont Belvieu DQ shortly after the game.  Buddy stated to Mont Belvieu Police, "imeediately following the BH game, his Dayton friend stripped naked and ran East towards I-10 while wearing a purple horse hat on his head".  The horse headed man has yet to be found, but is beleived to now reside near Vidor where they welcome handicapped citizens. 

[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/525/hitcher2.jpg/][IMG]http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1686/hitcher2.jpg[/img][/URL]


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Nicely done, love the picture. +1
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