coach pops Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 I know you're not supposed to air your laundry on a public forum, but I have a problem I need to address. I need as many opinions as can be had on some recently disturbing pre-game developments for which I have been carrying this burden. Being a little superstitious about football it has always been my policy to do a few things for good luck. At the beginning of the playoffs I always wear long drawers under my britches for every playoff game. It means a lot to me. As usual before the Ned/Dayton game I donned my long drawers under my sweat pants. We all know Ned won that game and I had a really good time. When I got home after the game the weather had warmed and I decided to take my long drawers off. When I removed my sweats I was kinda surprised to see that in my excitement getting ready for the game my long drawers had somehow been put on backwards. I shrugged it off as part of getting older and giggled a little. Never thought about it again. Last Friday I was really excited getting ready to go see the Ned/Connally game. I put on my clothes (long drawers included) and took off to Houston. Ned won and I really enjoyed myself again. After we got home and I started getting ready for bed and removed a couple layers of clothes I was stunned. My long drawers were on backwards again! All this was totally unintentional. Now I have a not-so-large problem. WHAT DO I DO? Should I put my long drawers on backwards for the Ned/Dawson game or what? It seems to have worked so far, and I've always believed if it isn't broke don't fix it. At the same time what if we have an accident and go to a hospital? Would the people at the hospital judge me for having my long drawers on backwards? They might ask; Has this man been downtown-Montrose maybe? Should I wear a hazmat suit to work on him? You can understand I'm pretty upset about all this. I need opinions fast. Your help will be greatly appreciated.
Razor Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 it's not even a question...you wear the dad gum things backwards from here on out!!!!
PN-G bamatex Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 Am I the only one who would have expected a post like this to come from a Dayton fan? ;D
coach pops Posted November 28, 2012 Author Report Posted November 28, 2012 As unlikely as it sounds I'm from Nederland ;D
TeamJagUS Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 I'd say do like you've been doing...not pay attention to it, close your eyes and let destiny take the wheel. On second thought Dawson is pretty good, may want to go inside out AND backwards.
Bulldog8 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 Like they say "it is only wierd if it does not work"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lDpQSmEElY
Purple/Silver/White Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 If you didn't KNOWINGLY put them on backwards, and you thought that they were on (forewards? lol) I don't think it would matter either way as long as they are on. I'd say just put 'em on without paying attention which way like Jag said... ???
tvc184 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 [quote name="Razor" post="1343661" timestamp="1354069728"]it's not even a question...you wear the dad gum things backwards from here on out!!!![/quote]But on the outside of the sweats which also need to be turned inside out. I just hope that pops doesn't go to grab his Big Ned hat and grab a cheesehead by mistake.
mytwocents-28 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 Wow. I don't think i've ever laughed so hard about a post. This right here is post of the year!!!!!!!!!!!
Purple/Silver/White Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 [quote name="mytwocents" post="1343706" timestamp="1354071742"]Wow. I don't think i've ever laughed so hard about a post. This right here is post of the year!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]Yeah, it IS pretty funny! ;D
PN-G bamatex Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 [quote name="coach pops" post="1343671" timestamp="1354070218"]As unlikely as it sounds I'm from Nederland ;D[/quote]I know. That's my point. ;D
cornhusker Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 I agree with Razor coach pops lmao
GrayDog Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 Pops, Now that you know it works, you gotta keep it going because it's tradition now! :Dand don't worry about the hospitals, they really don't care... they've seen worse!
UTfanatic Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 [quote name="Razor" post="1343661" timestamp="1354069728"]it's not even a question...you wear the dad gum things backwards from here on out!!!![/quote]do not change a thing. 8)
the_dude_abides Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 [quote name="coach pops" post="1343658" timestamp="1354069556"]I know you're not supposed to air your laundry on a public forum, but I have a problem I need to address. I need as many opinions as can be had on some recently disturbing pre-game developments for which I have been carrying this burden. Being a little superstitious about football it has always been my policy to do a few things for good luck. At the beginning of the playoffs I always wear long drawers under my britches for every playoff game. It means a lot to me. As usual before the Ned/Dayton game I donned my long drawers under my sweat pants. We all know Ned won that game and I had a really good time. When I got home after the game the weather had warmed and I decided to take my long drawers off. When I removed my sweats I was kinda surprised to see that in my excitement getting ready for the game my long drawers had somehow been put on backwards. I shrugged it off as part of getting older and giggled a little. Never thought about it again. Last Friday I was really excited getting ready to go see the Ned/Connally game. I put on my clothes (long drawers included) and took off to Houston. Ned won and I really enjoyed myself again. After we got home and I started getting ready for bed and removed a couple layers of clothes I was stunned. My long drawers were on backwards again! All this was totally unintentional. Now I have a not-so-large problem. WHAT DO I DO? Should I put my long drawers on backwards for the Ned/Dawson game or what? It seems to have worked so far, and I've always believed if it isn't broke don't fix it. At the same time what if we have an accident and go to a hospital? Would the people at the hospital judge me for having my long drawers on backwards? They might ask; Has this man been downtown-Montrose maybe? Should I wear a hazmat suit to work on him? You can understand I'm pretty upset about all this. I need opinions fast. Your help will be greatly appreciated.[/quote]Wear them backwards. If your worried about the opinion of emergency personnel, you could always write "lucky long johns, have to wear backwards, superstitious...Did we win?" in the band.
SCDAWGS Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 [quote name="the_dude_abides" post="1343823" timestamp="1354110355"][quote author=coach pops link=topic=106836.msg1343658#msg1343658 date=1354069556]I know you're not supposed to air your laundry on a public forum, but I have a problem I need to address. I need as many opinions as can be had on some recently disturbing pre-game developments for which I have been carrying this burden. Being a little superstitious about football it has always been my policy to do a few things for good luck. At the beginning of the playoffs I always wear long drawers under my britches for every playoff game. It means a lot to me. As usual before the Ned/Dayton game I donned my long drawers under my sweat pants. We all know Ned won that game and I had a really good time. When I got home after the game the weather had warmed and I decided to take my long drawers off. When I removed my sweats I was kinda surprised to see that in my excitement getting ready for the game my long drawers had somehow been put on backwards. I shrugged it off as part of getting older and giggled a little. Never thought about it again. Last Friday I was really excited getting ready to go see the Ned/Connally game. I put on my clothes (long drawers included) and took off to Houston. Ned won and I really enjoyed myself again. After we got home and I started getting ready for bed and removed a couple layers of clothes I was stunned. My long drawers were on backwards again! All this was totally unintentional. Now I have a not-so-large problem. WHAT DO I DO? Should I put my long drawers on backwards for the Ned/Dawson game or what? It seems to have worked so far, and I've always believed if it isn't broke don't fix it. At the same time what if we have an accident and go to a hospital? Would the people at the hospital judge me for having my long drawers on backwards? They might ask; Has this man been downtown-Montrose maybe? Should I wear a hazmat suit to work on him? You can understand I'm pretty upset about all this. I need opinions fast. Your help will be greatly appreciated.[/quote]Wear them backwards. If your worried about the opinion of emergency personnel, you could always write "lucky long johns, have to wear backwards, superstitious...Did we win?" in the band.[/quote]How about not paying too much attention to putting them on therefore you will not have changed your routine? Just a thought.
BaseBow Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 BACKARDS......AND WE WILL BE FINE COACH ;)
BigDog007 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 I agree with 2cents this is the POST OF THE YEAR.I know I couldn't wear any kind of drawers backwards I have a small bladder and would end up in a bad situation in the restroom and look like a dog chasing his tail tryng to find the opening.Coach dont change anything I have a ritual in my dress code before every game and has payed off the past 2 years.
Cheermom4 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 [quote name="NDNation" post="1343872" timestamp="1354116344"]What are "long drawers"? :D[/quote]Long johns, thermal underwear people call them different things.
QueenPirate Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 Put 'em on the same way you have been!! LOL!!!! Kinda like those new Bud Light commercials and at the end they say it's only weird if it doesn't work.
EAGLE07 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 Coach, I think you've answered your own question......"If it ain't broke, don't fix it".Great stuff ! Go Big Ned !
Octfeb Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 That was some funny stuff. So you put them on backwards by [b]accident[/b] twice. And Nederland won. So if you put them on backwards [b]on purpose[/b] will this mean Nederland will lose? So the question is, Did Nederland win because they were on backwards? Or did Nederland win because you put them on backwards by accident? LOL you be the judge of Nederlands destiny ;D
bulldog1984 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Posted November 28, 2012 just in case i think we all should wear some long johns and wear them backwards to be safe . lol ;D
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