ATTN. All summer creek Fans

[Jackthehammer]

I am setting up a class for you guys free of charge...........

Syllabus as follows.......
            Class name                                              Reason for class
1 Proper message board etiquette  (uses very poor judgment in most all messages)
2 Proper way to handle a team win (uses very poor judgment gloating over winning a rather weak district)
3 Local football knowledge and history (shows extremely weak knowledge of area team programs)
4 How to handle a team loss (uses many truth deviations like Georgetown is a 5a school)
4.1Understand the 7 stages of grief (did not handle the loss well at all)
  4.1a Shock and denial
  4.1b Pain and guilt
  4.1c Anger and bargaining
  4.1d Depression, reflection, and loneliness
  4.1e The upward turn
  4.1f Reconstruction and working through
  4.1g Acceptance and hope
5 Football knowledge and strategies (showed little to no knowldge of football at all) SC fans weakest area of all!!

[Nederland Dog 2006]

[quote name="Jackthehammer" post="1354605" timestamp="1355441668"]
I am setting up a class for you guys free of charge...........

Syllabus as follows.......
            Class name                                              Reason for class
1 Proper message board etiquette  (uses very poor judgment in most all messages)
2 Proper way to handle a team win (uses very poor judgment gloating over winning a rather weak district)
3 Local football knowledge and history (shows extremely weak knowledge of area team programs)
4 How to handle a team loss (uses many truth deviations like Georgetown is a 5a school)
4.1Understand the 7 stages of grief (did not handle the loss well at all)
  4.1a Shock and denial
  4.1b Pain and guilt
  4.1c Anger and bargaining
  4.1d Depression, reflection, and loneliness
  4.1e The upward turn
  4.1f Reconstruction and working through
  4.1g Acceptance and hope
5 Football knowledge and strategies (showed little to no knowldge of football at all) SC fans weakest area of all!!
[/quote]

All I have to say after this is boom.

[dogbite]

This will be a very hard class for them  to comprehend.

[BellBiz30]

[quote name="Jackthehammer" post="1354605" timestamp="1355441668"]
I am setting up a class for you guys free of charge...........

Syllabus as follows.......
            Class name                                              Reason for class
1 Proper message board etiquette  (uses very poor judgment in most all messages)
2 Proper way to handle a team win (uses very poor judgment gloating over winning a rather weak district)
3 Local football knowledge and history (shows extremely weak knowledge of area team programs)
4 How to handle a team loss (uses many truth deviations like Georgetown is a 5a school)
4.1Understand the 7 stages of grief (did not handle the loss well at all)
  4.1a Shock and denial
  4.1b Pain and guilt
  4.1c Anger and bargaining
  4.1d Depression, reflection, and loneliness
  4.1e The upward turn
  4.1f Reconstruction and working through
  4.1g Acceptance and hope
5 Football knowledge and strategies (showed little to no knowldge of football at all) SC fans weakest area of all!!
[/quote]Thats some funny stuff  ;D, I think some SC fans would get a laugh out of that!

[SCDAWGS]

[quote name="BellBiz30" post="1354625" timestamp="1355443539"]
[quote author=Jackthehammer link=topic=107449.msg1354605#msg1354605 date=1355441668]
I am setting up a class for you guys free of charge...........

Syllabus as follows.......
            Class name                                              Reason for class
1 Proper message board etiquette  (uses very poor judgment in most all messages)
2 Proper way to handle a team win (uses very poor judgment gloating over winning a rather weak district)
3 Local football knowledge and history (shows extremely weak knowledge of area team programs)
4 How to handle a team loss (uses many truth deviations like Georgetown is a 5a school)
4.1Understand the 7 stages of grief (did not handle the loss well at all)
  4.1a Shock and denial
  4.1b Pain and guilt
  4.1c Anger and bargaining
  4.1d Depression, reflection, and loneliness
  4.1e The upward turn
  4.1f Reconstruction and working through
  4.1g Acceptance and hope
5 Football knowledge and strategies (showed little to no knowldge of football at all) SC fans weakest area of all!!
[/quote]Thats some funny stuff  ;D, I think some SC fans would get a laugh out of that!
[/quote]
We did, and for the record we will continue to beat the brakes off 19-4A opponents, and those in 20-4A as well.

[NDNation]

Gotta love 19-4a! Keeping us entertained during the off season!

[Mr. Buddy Garrity]

[quote name="Jackthehammer" post="1354605" timestamp="1355441668"]
I am setting up a class for you guys free of charge...........

Syllabus as follows.......
            Class name                                              Reason for class
1 Proper message board etiquette  (uses very poor judgment in most all messages)
2 Proper way to handle a team win (uses very poor judgment gloating over winning a rather weak district)
3 Local football knowledge and history (shows extremely weak knowledge of area team programs)
4 How to handle a team loss (uses many truth deviations like Georgetown is a 5a school)
4.1Understand the 7 stages of grief (did not handle the loss well at all)
  4.1a Shock and denial
  4.1b Pain and guilt
  4.1c Anger and bargaining
  4.1d Depression, reflection, and loneliness
  4.1e The upward turn
  4.1f Reconstruction and working through
  4.1g Acceptance and hope
5 Football knowledge and strategies (showed little to no knowldge of football at all) SC fans weakest area of all!!
[/quote] Yikes!  :o ;D

[SummerCreek it is!]

[quote name="Jackthehammer" post="1354605" timestamp="1355441668"]
I am setting up a class for you guys free of charge...........

Syllabus as follows.......
            Class name                                              Reason for class
1 Proper message board etiquette  (uses very poor judgment in most all messages)
2 Proper way to handle a team win (uses very poor judgment gloating over winning a rather weak district)
3 Local football knowledge and history (shows extremely weak knowledge of area team programs)
4 How to handle a team loss (uses many truth deviations like Georgetown is a 5a school)
4.1Understand the 7 stages of grief (did not handle the loss well at all)
  4.1a Shock and denial
  4.1b Pain and guilt
  4.1c Anger and bargaining
  4.1d Depression, reflection, and loneliness
  4.1e The upward turn
  4.1f Reconstruction and working through
  4.1g Acceptance and hope
5 Football knowledge and strategies (showed little to no knowldge of football at all) SC fans weakest area of all!!
[/quote]


You had nothing better to do. Hey, we know we are popular, you just proved it.... 8)

[Jackthehammer]

[quote name="SCDAWGS" post="1354633" timestamp="1355444655"]
[quote author=BellBiz30 link=topic=107449.msg1354625#msg1354625 date=1355443539]
[quote author=Jackthehammer link=topic=107449.msg1354605#msg1354605 date=1355441668]
I am setting up a class for you guys free of charge...........

Syllabus as follows.......
            Class name                                              Reason for class
1 Proper message board etiquette  (uses very poor judgment in most all messages)
2 Proper way to handle a team win (uses very poor judgment gloating over winning a rather weak district)
3 Local football knowledge and history (shows extremely weak knowledge of area team programs)
4 How to handle a team loss (uses many truth deviations like Georgetown is a 5a school)
4.1Understand the 7 stages of grief (did not handle the loss well at all)
  4.1a Shock and denial
  4.1b Pain and guilt
  4.1c Anger and bargaining
  4.1d Depression, reflection, and loneliness
  4.1e The upward turn
  4.1f Reconstruction and working through
  4.1g Acceptance and hope
5 Football knowledge and strategies (showed little to no knowldge of football at all) SC fans weakest area of all!!
[/quote]Thats some funny stuff  ;D, I think some SC fans would get a laugh out of that!
[/quote]
We did, and for the record we will continue to beat the brakes off 19-4A opponents, and those in 20-4A as well.
[/quote]
Thanks I was waiting for one of you to reprove my point. Point is taken . Registry will be comming soon.

[SCDAWGS]

[quote name="Jackthehammer" post="1354639" timestamp="1355445552"]
[quote author=SCDAWGS link=topic=107449.msg1354633#msg1354633 date=1355444655]
[quote author=BellBiz30 link=topic=107449.msg1354625#msg1354625 date=1355443539]
[quote author=Jackthehammer link=topic=107449.msg1354605#msg1354605 date=1355441668]
I am setting up a class for you guys free of charge...........

Syllabus as follows.......
            Class name                                              Reason for class
1 Proper message board etiquette  (uses very poor judgment in most all messages)
2 Proper way to handle a team win (uses very poor judgment gloating over winning a rather weak district)
3 Local football knowledge and history (shows extremely weak knowledge of area team programs)
4 How to handle a team loss (uses many truth deviations like Georgetown is a 5a school)
4.1Understand the 7 stages of grief (did not handle the loss well at all)
  4.1a Shock and denial
  4.1b Pain and guilt
  4.1c Anger and bargaining
  4.1d Depression, reflection, and loneliness
  4.1e The upward turn
  4.1f Reconstruction and working through
  4.1g Acceptance and hope
5 Football knowledge and strategies (showed little to no knowldge of football at all) SC fans weakest area of all!!
[/quote]Thats some funny stuff  ;D, I think some SC fans would get a laugh out of that!
[/quote]
We did, and for the record we will continue to beat the brakes off 19-4A opponents, and those in 20-4A as well.
[/quote]
Thanks I was waiting for one of you to reprove my point. Point is taken . Registry will be comming soon.
[/quote]
Glad I was able to humor ya!

[cornhusker]

LMAO

[Octfeb]

[quote name="NDNation" post="1354634" timestamp="1355444916"]
Gotta love 19-4a! Keeping us entertained during the off season!
[/quote]psst might wanna count all them 20-4A threads... LOT more than 19-4A... but this thread is pretty funny  ;)

[3bsports]

That cracked me up, Jack!

[PNG Proud]

Still waiting for it to hit the fan...................  8)

[NDNation]

[quote name="OctFeb" post="1354667" timestamp="1355449689"]
[quote author=NDNation link=topic=107449.msg1354634#msg1354634 date=1355444916]
Gotta love 19-4a! Keeping us entertained during the off season!
[/quote]psst might wanna count all them 20-4A threads... LOT more than 19-4A... but this thread is pretty funny  ;)
[/quote]

But y'all have SB...but then again we have Rob..lol

[Jackthehammer]

Thanks 3bsports I work hard trying to keep down the sillyness that sometimes creeps in on here through the years.

[Octfeb]

[quote name="PNG Proud" post="1354690" timestamp="1355452895"]
Still waiting for it to hit the fan...................  8)
[/quote] Me too....  8)

[Octfeb]

[quote name="NDNation" post="1354692" timestamp="1355453011"]
[quote author=OctFeb link=topic=107449.msg1354667#msg1354667 date=1355449689]
[quote author=NDNation link=topic=107449.msg1354634#msg1354634 date=1355444916]
Gotta love 19-4a! Keeping us entertained during the off season!
[/quote]psst might wanna count all them 20-4A threads... LOT more than 19-4A... but this thread is pretty funny  ;)
[/quote]

[b]But y'all have SB[/b]...but then again we have Rob..lol
[/quote] Maybe next realignment they will put him in with Goose Creek.

[SCDAWGS]

[quote name="Jackthehammer" post="1354724" timestamp="1355455224"]
Thanks 3bsports [b]I work hard trying to keep down the sillyness[/b] that sometimes creeps in on here through the years.
[/quote]
Let us know when you plan on starting.

[BigDog007]

Jack better make sure they have plenty of Crayolas for them and multiple choice questions.

[SCDAWGS]

[quote name="BigDog007" post="1354798" timestamp="1355493285"]
Jack better make sure they have plenty of Crayolas for them and multiple choice questions.
[/quote]
The sun is up, shouldn't you be out cutting yards ;D

[NDNation]

[quote name="SCDAWGS" post="1354805" timestamp="1355494174"]
[quote author=BigDog007 link=topic=107449.msg1354798#msg1354798 date=1355493285]
Jack better make sure they have plenty of Crayolas for them and multiple choice questions.
[/quote]
The sun is up, shouldn't you be out cutting yards ;D
[/quote]

LMBO ;D ;D

[Jackthehammer]

UPDATE!!!!!!

I have been working very hard on putting this thing together. I really want the SC fans to fit in better on here so we can all be one big happy family.
I was spending a little time looking for a guest speaker when the idea hit me. I loaded up in the truck a took to the road. I first stopped by Dan Hooks house and asked him. Then off to Larry Neuman, Stewart, Faircloth, Barbay up in Jasper, and Lee Fedora out in Navasota. I stopped by Georgetown and talked to Jason Dean, then to Katy to talk to Gary Joseph. They all listened to me and thought this idea to be a good one. Then one by one they asked me who is this uneducated group of fans belong to. One by one I spoke the words Summer Creek and one by one I was laughed at then asked to leave the premesis. As I loaded into my truck in Katy at my last stop Mr Joseph hollered Mr Jackthehammer I appreciate what you are doing but you have to understand my time is valuable and this would be a monumental time consumption as it would take me months to catch these people up to normal fans. I thanked him and accepted his sideline passes for Cowboy Stadium and was on my way home. If anyone out there would like to throw out an idea for a guest speaker please post it below here.
Thanks
Jackthehammer

[TradinUp BH]

[quote name="Jackthehammer" post="1354812" timestamp="1355495804"]
UPDATE!!!!!!

I have been working very hard on putting this thing together. I really want the SC fans to fit in better on here so we can all be one big happy family.
I was spending a little time looking for a guest speaker when the idea hit me. I loaded up in the truck a took to the road. I first stopped by Dan Hooks house and asked him. Then off to Larry Neuman, Stewart, Faircloth, Barbay up in Jasper, and Lee Fedora out in Navasota. I stopped by Georgetown and talked to Jason Dean, then to Katy to talk to Gary Joseph. They all listened to me and thought this idea to be a good one. Then one by one they asked me who is this uneducated group of fans belong to. One by one I spoke the words Summer Creek and one by one I was laughed at then asked to leave the premesis. As I loaded into my truck in Katy at my last stop Mr Joseph hollered Mr Jackthehammer I appreciate what you are doing but you have to understand my time is valuable and this would be a monumental time consumption as it would take me months to catch these people up to normal fans. I thanked him and accepted his sideline passes for Cowboy Stadium and was on my way home. If anyone out there would like to throw out an idea for a guest speaker please post it below here.
Thanks
Jackthehammer
[/quote]

Vince Young! He was someone that thought he had it all and finally realized that he wasn't that good. He's now broke and practically lives on the streets. This would be like fans of SC. They thought they were the greatest show on turf, but ran into GT and got TURF TOE! lol  ;D

[QueenPirate]

And that's a fact, Jack!!!  This was hilarious!!  ;D